Ms. Jolene
Jolene Hui
turn me on and turn me up and turn me loose

Female
100 years old
Beverly Hills, California
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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MusicAbbey Road blows me away more than any album I've ever heard. The Beatles=genius. I am into just about everything musicwise. I grew up on radio so I can sing pretty much any song that was on the radio from about 1975 to today. I'm a pop music queen. Stuff I dig in no particular order: Fall Out Boy, Pepper, Jimmy Eat World, Cold War Kids, Faith No More, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, U2, Paolo Nutini, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Hot Hot Heat, Head Automatica, Lovage, Interpol, Nirvana, Mudvayne, Slipknot, System of a Down, Bloc Party, Dredg, The Killers, Radiohead, Life of Agony, Alice in Chains, Keith Caputo, Audioslave, Kings of Leon, Silversun Pickups, Pinback, Snow Patrol, Death Cab for Cutie, The Flaming Lips, My Chemical Romance, Band of Horses, Coldplay, Queens of the Stone Age, Sting, Sean Lennon, The Flaming Lips, Kelly Clarkson, The Police, Panic! at the Disco, My favorite band of all time--STEELY DAN, solo stuff by Donald Fagen, solo stuff by Walter Becker, Eric Clapton, Beck, Marilyn Manson, Matchbox Twenty, Amy Winehouse, John Mayer, Ryan Adams (solo stuff, Whiskeytown, and the Cardinals), Tool, Peeping Tom, A Perfect Circle, Black Lab, Better Than Ezra, Muse, The Mars Volta, The Eagles, Toto, Nine Inch Nails, Supertramp, Incubus, Stone Temple Pilots, Dave Matthews, Elton John, Ambrosia and Maroon 5.

MUSIC THAT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE

MoviesGrease! (Shanna and I used to watch once a day), Tommyboy (brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug! eh, Eric?) National Lampoon's Vacation (this is crazy this is crazy this is crazy) Sliding Doors, Hable con ella (Talk to Her), Midnight Cowboy, Groundhog Day,12 Monkeys, Lost in Translation, Donnie Darko, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Beverly Hills Ninja, Senseless, Minority Report, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Happy Gilmore, the Wedding Singer, Abre los ojos (Open Your Eyes), Enter the Dragon, Someone Like You, Oldboy, Return of the Dragon, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Napoleon Dynamite, and, of course, Wuthering Heights, 40 Year Old Virgin, Somewhere in Time...
TelevisionRescue Me, Californication, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, Coupling, The Office (BBC&NBC), Da Ali G Show, Monk, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, American Idol, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and SNL (of course). Old favs include Quantum Leap, Old Twilight Zone and the X-Files! And old, old favs include watching Benny Hill in bed with my mom on her little black and white television.
BooksAll of Kurt Vonnegut's work. Fiction AND poetry by Raymond Carver. Books by Dave Eggers. Short fiction by Mary Caponegro. Poetry by Charles Bukowski. D.H. Lawrence. William Faulkner. "We Don't Live Here Anymore"--three Novellas by Andre Dubus. Michael Hemmingson's writing gives me insipiration for my own writing. Zoe Heller is amazing at writing about obsession in "Notes on a Scandal."
Heroes


     Ms. Jolene's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Boise, ID
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Ms. Jolene's Schools
Albertson College Of Idaho
Caldwell,Idaho
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English and Creative Writing
Minor: Music
 

1997 to 2000
Borah Senior High School
Boise,Idaho
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1997

   Ms. Jolene's Companies
The Flesh Farm - www.thefleshfarm.com
Jordan, MN US
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10/06 - NOW
Inside Hockey - www.insidehockey.com
Boston, MA US
Columnist

10/07 - NOW



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   Ms. Jolene's Blurbs
About me:
Fight the H8 in Los Angeles
Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

Jolene Hui

I'm a writer (and sometimes actress) based in Los Angeles. I write erotic fiction. See my website for places you can find some of my work. I write a column for www.thefleshfarm.com. It's awesome. Check it out by clicking on the "Princess Jolene Goes to Hollywood" banner below. Read my fabulous column on INSIDEHOCKEY.com, too, for my search for a hockey buddy last season. I've also written for a variety of newspapers and magazines including Medium Magazine and Girls and Corpses Magazine. I love talking, reading menus, ice cream, CRUMBS CUPCAKES, all other sweets, YOGA, shopping for Coach purses, hockey, poodles, good books, shitty books, fried rice, pinkberry frozen yogurt, horror movies, scary Asian horror movies, Belial, Steely Dan, music in general, getting my hair colored, burlesque, manicures, pedicures, face waxes, runs to the beach, late night Hollywood antics, oddly entertaining people, extreme creativity, large dinners, diamond jewelry, all fine jewelry, miso soup, drummers, hockey players, watching NHL games, Lucky Fish sushi, my awesome family, my adorable boyfriend and tattoos.
For more pics and resume go to my website: www.jolenehui.com


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PHOTO BY ROCKY - ME AND PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER RYAN SIMONETTI

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Who I'd like to meet:
Ricky Gervais, Tony Shalhoub, Dave Eggers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Walter Becker, Tom Morello, Donald Fagen, Ryan Adams and other talented fellows I adore.



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Ms. Jolene has 610 friends.
 Little Miss Lucky 


 E.R.C. 


 Jolie du Pre 





Ms. Jolene's Friends Comments
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Nikki Magennis





Jun 18 2009 8:52 AM

Hi Jolene! Nice to meet you!

Nx
Little Miss Lucky





May 28 2009 3:36 AM

I know! I freakin' LOVE this pic!! We are so hot, it's almost wrong. And you don't look like a midge. lol. Most of the pics I look like I'm preggers though. Ewww.
On the end of a lightning bolt ™





May 20 2009 7:03 AM

Hi!
Hope all's well and you're having a good week.
Take care.
Jason





Apr 29 2009 5:41 PM

"Roadside Killer Episode 2" is screening at "A Night To Remember San Francisco Horror Film Fest" in June.
Nice! Congrats, chica!
On the end of a lightning bolt ™





Apr 24 2009 5:45 AM

Have a nice Friday and enjoy the weekend.
:)
Kevin
Little Miss Lucky





Mar 31 2009 11:45 PM

omg! I need an iron-on Team Jacob patch. *drooooooool* how I love him...funny thing is, I loved him from the book before I realized the actor that portrays him is also a fucking STUD. :) hahaha!!! Mom bought me a Twilight shirt, btw. I should prance around in it to annoy Ty. He's jealous of my relationship with Jacob, it's true.

Btw, I do NOT plan on getting wasted at the wed! Hell no. Will you help me with that? I get really nervous and guzzl-y. It's 6 weeks away, I believe. Oh. My. God.
Little Miss Lucky





Mar 31 2009 9:33 PM

Stan





Mar 31 2009 3:43 AM

r u preggers?
Little Miss Lucky





Mar 27 2009 3:57 PM

Fat rolls my anus. For how much you exercise it is virtually impossible to have such things.

Me on the other hand...let's just say a full-body Spanx suit is being considered.

Thank you for the pervin' pics. The only one I felt creepy looking at was the first one. He looked like a 12 year old with a six-pack. Mmmmm.
Stop it Shanna! Bad, bad!!! *slaps face*
Little Miss Lucky





Mar 26 2009 10:21 PM

So Mo and I went on a long hike today....like 30 minutes in, I realized she had a shabby old tennis ball in her mouth and I have NO IDEA how long she had been carrying it...hahaha. Now she won't let it out of her sight. Luckily I washed it off when we got home, but she is taking a nap with it right now on the couch.
Little Miss Lucky





Mar 26 2009 3:16 PM

She is an awesome mother, I'll give you that. But she's a huuuuuuge bitch to her husband, unnecessarily most of the time.

Well..have fun in the Caribbean :S
Little Miss Lucky





Mar 26 2009 1:32 AM

Why the hell is Kate your hero from Jon and Kate Plus 8? She is such a fucking bitch! Granted it's funny for TV but damn! She's so mean!

Anyway, happy hump day.
Love you and see you in 50 (I think) days!
On the end of a lightning bolt ™





Mar 13 2009 4:19 AM

Have a nice weekend online Neighbor.
:)
Little Miss Lucky





Mar 4 2009 12:03 AM

Tragic news: Davey Archuleta has SOLD OUT before I could get my ticket!!!!!! I'm so pissed!!! I think I'm going to listen to the radio 24/7 and try to win tickets. All of these stupid teenybopper skanks are trying to steal him from me!!! ARGH!!!

P.S. No, I do not want to read my erotica out loud but I WILL act it out for an paying audience.
On the end of a lightning bolt ™





Feb 26 2009 4:56 AM

Hope all's well and you're having a great week too.
Take care online Neighbor.


Kevin :)
Little Miss Lucky





Feb 23 2009 3:32 AM

Sister, sister (like the show)-

Have Zaccy-Pants take a pic of you in your Maid of Dishonor dress and send it to me. I want to see it. I'm going to take my forced leave of absence to tie up some loose wedding ends. Wedding on the brain helps me through the day.

Love you.

Frenchie
Jon Shimmin





Feb 14 2009 9:32 PM

happy Valentine's Day!!
Jeronimo Spinx





Feb 6 2009 4:49 AM

Miss "inside hockey", if you're a fan and you got the time...
"rey" diance de ville





Feb 5 2009 6:35 AM

hey love!!! yess we look adorable huh? too bad u cant make it this sat.. me and deb will give it our all for u and jenny! goodluck w/ the run! u can do it! dont forget to tag urself!
C





Feb 5 2009 3:20 AM

Hope you are feeling better. I don't wish that pain on anyone.
On the end of a lightning bolt ™





Feb 5 2009 2:33 AM

Nice to see you again.
Hope things are going good and you're having a nice week too.
Take care.

Little Miss Lucky





Feb 2 2009 9:45 PM

funny pictures of cats with captions
more animals
m





Jan 18 2009 7:50 PM

dr. dick ?


:D
Feminine Oddities





Jan 17 2009 3:35 AM

Dr. Dick huh? What kind of an interview is this?!!? Scandalous....
Feminine Oddities





Jan 16 2009 7:05 AM

Great job tonight! :)
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