You've gotta stir the pot every once in a while, dontchyaknow, or the noodles'll start to stick to each othuh...
But trust me on the sunscreen.
My name's Joe, but you can call me Joey, JoMo, JoJo, Jobert, Joltin' Joe, Joey Bean, Bean (-bag, -stalk)...whatever. I guess I do normal stuff. I try not to be a scene whore.
My Code:
1. Speak your mind, I speak mine.
2. Always check the Toilet Paper situation before number 2.
3. I do unto others as they do unto me.
4. Thinking outside of the box is still thinking in terms of the box; there is no box. Allow your mind to wander.
5. Skim milk now and forever.
6. I try to keep the word/definition of Normal as far away from my vocabulary as possible. You should do the same.
7. In simple debatable matters of right and wrong, the man that looks most like me will have the final say.
8. Don't do things for the sake of doing them; it defeats its greater purpose. Do them with pride and enthusiasm.
9. Do not carelessly scribble your name in the water or hastily imprint it in sand. Chisel your name into a boulder and hold it for all the world to see. Live your life so that your name lives on for centuries after you.
10. Stick to your guns, but know when to surrender.
IF YOU REALLY want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where i was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They're nice and all--I'm not saying that--but theyr'e also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me... The Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger
I'm ch'man. I'll be the greatest fan of your life. I do it so good; I don't need no nobody else. I pick up mad vibes and feel energies. I sleep on pull-out couches often. I roll the best weed 'cause I got it goin' on. I'm behind the wheel. I'm a disgruntled youth. I'm a perfectionist. I just wanna go where everybody knows my name. I've been known to salute my shorts. I need a meaning I can memorize. I'm too sexy for my hat; what do you think about that? I would like to be a buff. I put too much stock in what stupid people say. I have been to the top of the mountain. I have seen the light on the other side, and it was good. I have had three near-death experiences (The Gym Ceiling Light Incident, The Half Back Flip Scenario, and The Clinton Road Episode). I question my "belief" in God. I stole the cookie from the God damned cookie jar. I'm opinionated. I'm well spoken. I'm well read. I'm well red. I'm brutally honest. I'm complex. I have a slight case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I get chills when I watch film from Yankees World Series games and when I listen to Thunder Road alone. I procrastinate. I keep my wallet in my back right pocket, my keys in my front right pocket, and my phone in my front left (this is the proper arrangement). I follow a strict regimen in the shower: I 01. apply and lather shampoo, 02. wash left arm, 03. wash the bod [top to bottom ;)], 04. wash right arm, 05. wash left leg, 06. wash right leg, 07. rinse shampoo, 08. use conditioner, 09. wash face, 10. rinse thoroughly. I am a human of habit, a man of monotony, and an ally of alliteration. I have been told that I am wise, but what is wisdom? I fought the law, and the law won. I enjoy fooling my dog, it makes me feel superior. I can't see me lovin' nobody but you for all my life. I do my best work when my back is up against the wall (well, that's when I do all of my work). I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. I am ready for some crazy taxi. I'm an antagonist. I'm a dreamer. I'm probably chewing gum right now. I'm a fighter. I'm a hippie. I'm a thinker. I'm stubborn and competitive. I'm a leader. I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a lover. I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun. I have integrity. I am and I try to be politically correct. I drive fast. I drive faster when I sing. I didn't invite the rainy day; I just have the best umbrella. I wanna be the papa, you can be de mom. I hate bad drivers. I think a lot: too much, about everything, but most often about nothing; often it’s about my future, more frequently, though, about the present, and very rarely, relatively, about the past. I yearn. I hate when people play the "I know you're perfect" card; I already know I'm perfect. I can read in a moving car. I love fake people, liars, jack asses, Ritter, and sarcasm. I find burning stuff attractive. I like to look at massive Weeping Willows; I find them majestic. I said, "And that's not a St. Bernard, that's my grandmother." I take bubble baths with scented votive candles and soft music. I crack mad eggs with one hand like it's my job. I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama. I &hearts Morey's. I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself, and I’ve accepted that I’m "out there." I have been hit by the Tram Car without a fair warning. I went to bed with an Angel; at least that's what she said. I play the rigged games just to beat them. I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola. I make small talk with waiters to prove that I can associate with the common man. I am grateful that I am a man so that I may comfortably utilize porta-potties and unsanitary rest rooms. I have been convicted of being too good looking in 10 states and charged with the same crime in 4 more. I have a bad habit of crushing empty soda cans. I have, only once, successfully ordered from the Soup Nazi, but it was the best damned Jumbalaya I've ever had the pleasure of consuming. I have excellent peripheal vision. I can squint my way down to 20/30 vision. I’m almost always smiling, except for when I’m not. I walk tall and laugh loud. I laugh a lot, but not enough. I am generally loud, on the verge of obnoxious. I enjoy intelligent conversations about the unknown, history, political philosophy, and religious ideologies. I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy...I swear it was in self-defense. I am tolerant. I'm the lyrical Jesse James. I've got love for my shoes: K Swiss. I bet you say that to all the boys. I'm a decent guy. I was born in a small town, and I live in a small town. I'll die in this small town and it's where they'll probably bury me. I ran before I walked and I walked before I crawled. I like pina coladas, but not getting caught in the rain. I hope I die before I get old. I believe in capitalism, democracy, and republicanism. I consider myself a Republican. I believe that government shouldn't regulate business much, but that people should be allowed to do whatever they wish, socially, so long as my rights aren't infringed. I've been called worse by better. I'm a walking contradiction. And so on.
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Joe two things, 1) i also wish that the song were written by Beyonce, it would provide some juicy drama. and 2)I wish that I had had a greater appreciation for the show headlined by your song
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