I startd doing comedy because I was tired of thinking I was funny. I had to prove it. I have only been doing it for about 2 years, and I am far from being anything impressive. Hopefully that will happen in a few years and I am in it for the long haul. Fuck the red sox, go Yankees.
Influences
Colin Quinn (Tough Crowd as well), Nick Dipalo, and Bill Burr are the reasons I got into stand up.
Jon's Interests
Heroes
Colin Quinn, Rich Vos, Daniel Tosh, Jim Norton, Patrice O'Neal, Greg Giraldo, Nick Dipaolo, Dave Attell, Bill Burr, Big Jay Oakerson, Robert Kelly, Joe DeRosa, Mitch Hedberg
Jon, how are you? I went to the Dr. and they said I have this thing called Tiffersnull. I guess it's some foot disease? I miss you. And the taste of Dr. Pepper.
how's the life going in the big city? im pretty sure i havent talked to you sense. you lovin it?found a job yet? found a girl yet? wow i sound like your mom.... if she cared, am i right! im just kidding but no for real hows things?
Son of a bitch! I was in downtown S.D. during the stupid ComicCon, if I had known they were there I would have been on a fucking mission! I am so pissed!!!!
