Jonah
"Jonah Falcon (yes, the 13.5" guy)"

Male
38 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States



Last Login: 11/20/2008
Mood: horny Mood Image
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   Contacting Jonah

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/jonahfalcon  



     Jonah's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Leo

   Jonah's Schools
Bronx Hs Of Sci
Bronx, NY
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1984 to 1988



Jonah is in your private parts.

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   Jonah's Blurbs
About me:
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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you. When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity. You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off, and you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave. When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.
You Are Olive Green
You are the most real of all the green shades. You're always true to yourself. For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself.
You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you. People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know.
Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"
A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out. Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking. What turns you off: fighting and conflict. Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love.
Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love. You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt. It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.
Your Drag Queen Name Is:
Holly Wood
Your Penis Name Is...
King Kong
Your results:
You are Superman
Superman
85%
Spider-Man
65%
Supergirl
55%
Iron Man
45%
Batman
40%
The Flash
40%
Wonder Woman
30%
Green Lantern
30%
Robin
27%
Hulk
25%
Catwoman
20%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
What Jonah Means
J is for Joyous

O is for Overwhelming

N is for Natural

A is for Adaptable

H is for Honest
Who I'd like to meet:

   Jonah's Friend Space (Top 4)
Jonah has 512 friends.
 Mary Whitehouse 


 N- Diddy 


 Living Proof Films 


 Godfree 

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Jonah's Friends Comments
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SPIDERFIGHTER[ON TOUR]





Nov 19 2008 1:29 AM

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its sunshine bitches!





Nov 13 2008 10:21 PM

If I have a glass half full of water, is it half full or half empty,lol! Hi jonah sweet lips, umm!
Virginia's Original Beach Bum





Nov 7 2008 12:15 AM

Hey there bud, just saying hey. Hope all is going well with you.
Mike





Nov 6 2008 5:14 AM

Here is a RARE performance by Kip Winger doing Helter Skelter at Chiller Theatre 2008 along with American Gladiators Venom, Mayhem, & Fury and from Survivor Billy Garcia.
This is a must see:

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Oct 30 2008 10:53 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
☮ The Myspace Madame☮





Oct 26 2008 11:37 PM

I talked about you at work today. I guess that seems sort of odd seeing as how we don't really know each other.....

Well, take it easy.
♥ Christie ♥





Oct 21 2008 7:52 AM

Hey, thanks for the add :)
Billy Garcia





Oct 14 2008 4:17 PM

AJW Celebrity





Oct 14 2008 7:45 AM

Anyone reading this please send me a friends request!!!!

**JØнnиιєєє <33's Tιиααα**





Oct 11 2008 2:38 AM

eyy man..

just wandering

do u wake up in the morning and think.. oi ive got the biggest natural penis in the world :P


hahah

xx
peace from australia! :)
Virginia's Original Beach Bum





Oct 7 2008 10:18 PM

Hey there bud, thanks for the add. Hope all is going well. Drop me a line sometime if you'd like. Take care.

Thanks For The Add!
Awesome MySpace Comments & Myspace Layouts



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Oct 4 2008 6:02 AM

How goes it, my NY dream lover?
Jonah





Oct 1 2008 9:55 PM

Looking for someone to FUCK.
heh
Liam





Oct 1 2008 9:52 PM

Hey there how are you long time no see
Kate





Sep 24 2008 8:01 PM

hire you? you do bachelorette parties? :P
adamb999





Sep 16 2008 9:12 AM

hey jonah what you up to? thanks for the add lol.
you all good? wb
Jonah





Sep 13 2008 7:44 PM

MNN. org.
Shine





Sep 13 2008 7:41 PM

Hey Jonah, is your public access show on the web anywhere to watch?
Jarrod





Sep 12 2008 8:00 PM

Thanks for adding me on :)
Alan





Sep 11 2008 11:46 PM

It's time.
ROB: The Fashion/Sneaker/Music/Medical Connoisseur





Sep 11 2008 1:26 AM

Thanks for the addition Jonah...I'll show you mine if you show me yours. LOL. But seriously, what's going on? Later man

[R]ob
Murphy





Sep 10 2008 5:55 PM



To the man who stands out in a crowd...
RyanElizabeth





Sep 7 2008 6:14 PM

can you wear shorts??
tyne curiousa





Sep 1 2008 10:56 PM

thanks for adding me
youre adorable btw
Eric





Aug 27 2008 10:20 PM

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Aug 24 2008 5:19 AM

thanks for the add!
Mavericstud8half





Aug 23 2008 3:18 PM

I hey,Jonah-thank for the add. As a fellow big dicked guy,hang in there or would be well hang in there. We take alot of crap from the normal and small dicked men,because their jealous.And then there's the ladies affraid of big meat-I hear recently Asian adult film Minka-despite her press dosen't big peters.Size Queen females were are ya.
Anyway,thanks.
Shine





Aug 22 2008 2:40 PM

thanks for the add.
(john)





Aug 21 2008 8:45 PM

great appearance on stern, george is randy
Jonah





Aug 21 2008 8:27 PM

I'm hangin'. Looking for work. Looking for a date for tonight...
HC





Aug 21 2008 7:25 PM

Thanks for adding me...
How are you?
Lenny D.





Aug 21 2008 6:22 PM

You did great on Howard yesterday!

I bet you loved it, I bet you really loved it...
Jonah





Aug 21 2008 5:57 PM

My sexual orientation is that I love it.
Deena





Aug 21 2008 5:41 PM

Thank you for answering my question in a roundabout way....I'd like to know what YOUR sexual orientation is? Pardon my brashness, but I'm interested. Thanks!

Peace,
Deena
Jonah





Aug 21 2008 3:04 AM

I have a ton of gay and bi fans, yes.
:p
Deena





Aug 21 2008 1:58 AM

Dumb question but I've gotta ask it anyway...call it pure ignorance on my part but are you gay? Straight? Unisexual? Omnisexual? Just plain sexual? I'm not getting any one specific vibe from your page but after checking out the various comments and such, I'd say gay or bi. Please...no pun intended...set me straight. LOL Thanks!

Peace,
Deena
Jonah





Aug 21 2008 1:38 AM

The same.
Tonie aka Blythe





Aug 21 2008 12:55 AM

so jonah hows it hanging cutie?
dangersto





Aug 20 2008 6:25 PM

great appearance on Howard today! very intersting and it sounds like you made George's Day!
Ron





Aug 18 2008 3:28 AM