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jonathan
Explicit/Raw / Ventriloquist / Other
jonathan Male
31 years old
CARENCRO, Louisiana
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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   jonathan's Comedian Bio
AlbumsShadows of the Sun- Despondency 1995 At Winter's End- Despondency 2000 Transubstantiating the Mortal Clay- Despondency 2002 Into the Graveyard EP- 7 Embers 2003 Apathy of the Elite-7 Embers 2005 Tree of LIfe... and Death- 7 Embers (TBA) Long Road Home- September 1998 Sophia- September 2003 The Four Points- Psychometry 2009

    jonathan's Interests
GeneralReligious Studies, Music, Comedy, Film, Philosophy, Psychology, Sociology, Martial Arts, and more...
Music
MoviesEquilibrium, The Last Temptation of Christ, Enter the Dragon, Fist of Legend, and any movie that has gore!
TelevisionHow I Met Your Mother, Weeds, True Blood, Deadliest Warrior, Metalacolypse
HeroesBruce Lee, Jet Li, Glenn Danzig, Violent J, Jesus, Carl Jung, Albert Camus, and others

     jonathan's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lafayette
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Education:Some college

   jonathan's Networking
Film - Production - Producer
Love cinematography, music, and choreography. Love comedy, horror, and martial arts
Music - Performance - Guitar
metal rules!!!!!!!!
Music - Administrative - Other
it is called the music business for a reason people

   jonathan's Companies
Bechet House Bed and Breakfast llc
Carencro, Louisiana US
Owner/Operator

2006-present
Forgotten Prophets Studio LLC
Carencro, Louisiana US
Owner/Operator

2005- present
Philanthropy Records
Carencro , Louisiana US
CEO

2005- present


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Psychometry - From the Shell (rehearsal)
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Batman- Smoking Laws
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Psychometry- Elevated
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Misdemeanor Batman- the library
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   jonathan's Blurbs
About me:
I wanted to be a priest in my youth, then I found God, and realized that most dogmatic systems of belief are fraudulent. I went to school for religious studies with an emphasis in psychology, so I know the schizos are really prophets. I love helping people attain their goals and dreams. I guess that is kind of priestly, isn't it? I work with comics because I believe they are the prophets of our time. If any of you give yourself to your art the way some guys I know do, then I will always be in your corner. I love this shit. It's funny, but it isn't a joke. These guys and gals give their lives over to telling the hard truth while making people smile, so a few less of you don't go home and kill yourselves. I work with musician's because I love making music and being a part of the creative process. If you aren't a douche bag who has played one show in front of your friends and suddenly think you're a fucking rock star, then more than likely I will produce your album. I don't mind believing in people who believe in themselves, and would rather work doing what they love then dream about what they wanted to do with their life. I teach martial arts to my friends and family because nothing says I love you like a jump spinning roundhouse to the head. I studied Tae Kwon Do, Tang Su Do, and a little kick boxing. I also spell them wrong because I do not care about foreigners, so get angry. I don't care because I can still kick people in the face and I am almost thirty. Oh, I also love doing fight choreography for indie films. I played in Louisiana's first Melodic Death Metal Band, Despondency, for ten years, raking in over $17.65 a year. I also played in a horror punk band, 7 Embers, and rock band, September. I still play music, and I still kick ass. In fact, you can check out my new band at www.myspace.com/psychometrymusic We are honored to have Mike Smith, from Suffocation, on our album. I love to read, mostly religion and philosophy, but a good fantasy novel always pull the heart strings. I am a cinematographer, and run several businesses dealing with the arts and entertainment industry. I am sure you will figure all this out as we move along. Oh check our B&B in Carencro. www.myspace.com/bechet I don't care if you think this is shameless promotion. This is my page you judgmental prick, so if your gonna' get all conservative on me go away! Oh yeah, METAL RULES!!!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone except people who stand way too close to you when they talk. Those people make me uncomfortable.

   


   


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The Mandi Monster

Mandi Hidalgo



Oct 27 2009 6:14 PM

So the voting system is up on the Zombie Pinup Contest. PLEASE go vote for me!!! You'd be helping make my dream of being "dead sexy" and being featured in a Zombie PInup calendar. Here's the link...

http://www.myzombiepinup.com/dead_noise/2009/10/zombie-pinup-picnic/

...Thank you all for your time, love and support. Until later...

...xoxo,
Mandi.
Down-Pour records

Down-Pour records



Oct 25 2009 3:29 PM

Thank you for adding Downpour Records!
We are a New Metal Label...Please check
out our bands, and let us know what you think...
Happy Halloween!!
Gayle Fett-PB.-DEADBABES

Mysti gayle Fette



Oct 21 2009 8:47 PM

u gotta love john green!! great pics mr. cheramie!
Lady Knightshade

Lady Knightshade



Oct 12 2009 9:39 AM

Hope you have/had a Rockin' Birthday!
Happy Birthday!!
Lee Horne

Lee Horne



Oct 10 2009 11:31 AM

Happy Birthday, wow, who do you know to grant you a 3 day weekend / national holiday for your birthday?
BERNADINE

BERNADINE



Oct 6 2009 2:42 AM

Hope you have a wonderful birthday!
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Red War memorial

Red War memorial



Oct 3 2009 12:20 AM

Hey bro i'm still jammin the hell outta your cd... a truely beautiful creation, lovin it.
Brandon-RWM
~Tammy~

Tammy Quebodeaux



Sep 18 2009 3:05 PM

hey can you ask all your friends to vote for pills and wine by sunday morning headcont, every day till saturay thxxx!>>>>> 


http://www.hosstheboss.com/category/shows-and-events/hossey-awards-song-voting-show/latest-contest/
derrick

derrick



Sep 10 2009 8:05 AM

Thanks dude. See you when  leaves are done falling.
FARSIGHT (Another song posted!! upcoming Album!! )

FARSIGHT (Another song posted!! upcoming Album!! )



Sep 6 2009 4:23 PM

Thank you so much for the comment and enjoying our music man. We hope to have the album out very soon but until then we will be posting new songs up every couple days. Keep an eye out lol!! We just posted a new one yesterday! Can't wait to play with you guys soon.... --- Farsight
leechless

John Moroney



Aug 25 2009 4:45 AM

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I dare you to take my new quiz How well do you know leechless?
the truest inspiration that leechless draws from for songwriting comes from
    a) slam-bang sky-becomes-mirror psychedelic trips
    b) lubin da nekkpipe with jager. at clix of course
    c) choosing how i'm gonna kill danilel for banning me
    d) grazing bovine-style in da bakkyard
    e) stupid tv commercials from the 70's

Please take the entire quiz (5 questions), or you can Create your own Quiz!

Best to ya Jonathan!!! ...i hope that we collectively encourage,, uh, something.

Rachael

Rachael



Aug 18 2009 7:15 PM

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Amy Arceneaux



Aug 14 2009 6:04 PM

I can't lie, I feel like I am coming down off of crack and trying to find a rock. Not that I know exactly what that feels like, just guessing.
Captain Jack Fuckin Sparreaux

Captain Jack Fuckin Sparreaux



Aug 9 2009 7:50 PM

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Jul 26 2009 4:05 AM

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Hey jonathan,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
COME JOIN MY TEAM ON GREENSPOT.

Casey

Casey Guillot



Jul 22 2009 3:26 PM

Not sure what you'll be up to, but I plan to visit the Lafayette area on August 10-14. August 14 is my brother's birthday, but other than that, I'll be making plans as I go.
BERNADINE

BERNADINE



Jul 5 2009 3:09 AM

Just wanted to let you know we had a great time last night. My husband could was blown away with your playing. His eyes were glued to you. He also plays guitar in a band. It was nice seeing you guys again.
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Johnathon Bourque



Jun 21 2009 10:00 PM

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Jun 19 2009 12:42 AM

thanx for the add bro! we definitely go to get some shows with you guys!
Casey

Casey Guillot



Jun 12 2009 4:09 PM

Check your messages, man. Unless MySpace is screwing up, there's a message I sent you about 2 weeks ago that you haven't read.
juan

juan



Jun 3 2009 2:38 PM

GABAGOOL!!!!
Casey

Casey Guillot



May 25 2009 1:39 AM

I'm returning to Lafayette this week. I'd like to get together and have a good conversation. I'll give you a call.
Casey

Casey Guillot



May 22 2009 3:45 AM

Damn, dude, the wife and I were sick Sunday through Tuesday and weren't able to spend as much time in Lafayette as we had intended. If we're in Lafayette again anytime soon, I'll try to hit you up.
Andreas - NEW Sepultura album out NOW

Andreas Krispler



May 20 2009 8:42 AM


Thanks for adding me to your friends.
I appreciate that a lot!!!

Wish you a nice day and take care.

Greetings from Germany
Andreas



derrick

derrick



May 16 2009 9:11 PM

Chicken Tetrazzini!
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