Jonathan
"Unbelizeable."

Male
30 years old
CHICAGO, Illinois
United States



Last Login: 11/19/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/jonathanmessinger  



    Jonathan's Interests
GeneralEasy does it.
MusicWait till I get my money right.
MoviesFlash Gordon
Television30 Rock
BooksI'm sick of MySpace. Be my GoodReads friend.
HeroesBruce Leroy, the last dragon.

     Jonathan's Details
Status:Married
Hometown:Beverly
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Editor



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Sara





Oct 20 2008 8:04 PM

Happy Birthday, ya geezah! Hope you had a good one.
c t ballentine reports from iron mountain





Oct 13 2008 8:57 PM

Photobucket
nicole





Jul 31 2008 11:38 PM

WOW! I suddenly feel so badass!!! Thanks so much my dear friend!
John





Jul 30 2008 8:11 PM

I survived!
Sara





Jul 20 2008 7:25 AM

Junky Jones





Jul 16 2008 11:34 PM

Jonathan, you messy man you, we have known each other some ten years now, and there is some thing that i always wanted to ask you...will you be my man-bride - wait, what the fuck!?!? it can't be, you're taken.

I didn't even get to sulk outside of the ceremony, taking swigs of my flask and preparing to bust in on the "forever hold your peace" part. Well, congrats all the same friend. Peace and love to you and Mrs.
MM!
Maria





Jul 9 2008 7:44 PM

yes, perfect.
maggie





Jul 2 2008 3:08 PM

congratulations.
I heard it was perfect.
Simon A. Smith





Jun 18 2008 5:55 PM

Good time to be alive if you're a Boston sports fan, huh?

I'm so sick of hearing sports reporters downplay how good the Cs were this year... I think they've got three first ballot hall of famers, unbelievable defense and one of the best supporting casts of all-time. That's what I think... I picked them to win six months ago.

Congrats!
nicole





Jun 16 2008 2:19 AM

I am so excited to see you get married!
kimberlee soo





Jun 11 2008 7:21 PM

considered your record officially filed! you wanna lunch downtown (or we can take our better halves out with us to dinner)? i'm west coasting all next week but after that?
Jim





May 30 2008 11:33 PM

damn, you're gonna outdo me. i'm getting married august 2. um, anyway, good luck.
.:..::cc::..:...





Apr 24 2008 9:56 PM

I may be able to shoot him down to safety if he's able to cross the Andes. For now, how much do you enjoy this quote?: "I asked him to abandon the course because of these personality traits, which are not the ideal profile for a paraglider.
"
Amelia Gray





Apr 10 2008 5:06 AM

Hey there, friend!
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Apr 3 2008 2:44 PM

Sounds like a plan. And the runner-up gets her/his very own ugliest dog of Peru puppy.

p.s. This weekend I went partying again to Asia, Peru, and didn't crawl into bed until 9.30am. Maybe we should include one night of partying for the winning maid. But she'll have to be at work at 9am the next day. It's only fair for the others.
kimberlee soo





Apr 3 2008 2:35 PM

asap i say... thai perhaps?
kimberlee soo





Apr 3 2008 1:39 PM

hiya mister jonathan.
what a good book you wrote.

(congrats on featherproof's most recent book release, hope it went well sunday, sorry to miss.
)
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Mar 28 2008 4:17 PM

It was unbelievable, like the real Asia. Apparently, it's THE place to vacation if you're rich, beautiful and possibly Paris Hilton.

Our cousin that lives there as FIVE MAIDS that all wear white dresses and white Crocs and are not allowed to set foot on the beach, by law.
nicole





Mar 11 2008 5:15 PM

I MISS YOU TOO! We need a teleporter!
nicole





Feb 7 2008 5:12 AM

I am converting this to single speed!
tiger
JOHNNY AND THE LIMELITES





Feb 6 2008 6:12 AM

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Sara





Jan 24 2008 9:59 PM

so today is my last day at work and i've spent it youtubin'. here's an oldie but goodie. i never get sick of these...

Berto





Jan 15 2008 10:15 PM

You're totally MySpacing at work. I caught you. The shame you must feel, especially with all your "whatever" talk of this network...
Bruiser Review





Jan 9 2008 3:20 AM

Photobucket
muchacha del sol





Jan 9 2008 10:33 PM

now i'm stalking you on myspace...until you call me back anyway!!! xoxoxo
Maria





Jan 10 2008 3:43 PM

are you trying to tell me something?
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Jan 5 2008 4:56 PM

Hey, random. Remember when I hugged Todd Dills?! Feels like an eternity ago. Or a really wonderful dream.
Donnie





Jan 3 2008 5:47 AM

oh man....your ass better not be in mass with out at least some sort of lame ass contact attempt....by the way, read your book...slept through everything after the opening liner notes
Maria





Dec 26 2007 3:09 PM

why is boston so far away. stupid boston!
lisa





Dec 20 2007 9:42 PM

Hii! Heck yeah there are birthday festivities Friday, December 28 in the evening. Dinner at a TBA place. When are you in town till??
Berto





Dec 20 2007 6:14 PM

Name as many local celebs as you can in this nearly uinwatchable time capsule of our past.

Scott





Dec 17 2007 10:41 PM

This party's really shaping up.

Wondering if you have a copy of "Ditty" by Paperboy
kimberlee soo





Dec 13 2007 4:12 PM

woooooooooooooooooooooooo
hoooooooooooooooooooooooo
happy happy goodness yaay
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Dec 13 2007 4:25 PM

What do you mean? Oh, you mean the fact that I broke the news that I'm engaged?
jamie





Dec 14 2007 5:30 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
John





Dec 8 2007 5:44 PM

If you woulda slapped it, I woulda shanked it.
Lauria Lovekill





Dec 7 2007 4:29 PM

Congrats, lovebirds! I'm so happy for you! XOXO
A New Tomorrow (maga)zine





Dec 7 2007 12:32 AM

Hey Jonathan,

Thanks for the accept!

Please check out our 'zine posted on our blog.

Mike Kraus
John





Dec 7 2007 12:38 AM

What's funny about that picture of Zach is that it's so unsurprising.
nicole





Dec 7 2007 1:28 AM

Oh! I love the two of you. Happiness.
zach