Jonathan Roy

Who I'd like to meet:

"You might not be his first, his last, or his only. He's cared about someone else before & possibly will again, but if he cares for you now, then what else matters? He's not perfect & you aren't either. The two of you will never be perfect, but if he can make you laugh at least once, hold onto him & give him the most you can. He is probably not going to quote poetry, he might not be thinking about you every second of the day, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. So, don't hurt him, don't change him & don't expect more than he can give. Don't over analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, & miss him when he's not there." ~Anonymous

Isn't this the truth:
"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."~DragonflyBlade21 Bash.org

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
- Albert Einstein

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."
- Edgar Bergen

"The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself."
- John Ciardi


".. what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ? .. answer: pi z z a"