MySpace a place for friends

I've been in college way too long, and made going to UA fashionable for the rest of my posse. Suprisingly, most people don't realize what an extreme honor it is to be in my presence. I like most animals that don't consider me a viable option for dinner. Some day I plan on getting a better degree than the one I already have, and that day may not be too far away. I know WAY too much about neurology, and the amount of knowledge I have on the subject is about 10% of the amount of knowledge some people I know have, which scares me. I like cheese, but then again, who doesn't? Parakeets rock. If you are given the choice, always choose the best option first, 'cause you may die before you get to the second option. Jim is not a good name for an albino. If the hills really were alive with the sound of music, we'd all be really freaked out when we go hiking. People seem to think that I joined MySpace to find friends. In reality, I did it to find aliens. I've been poking around the internet for more than 10 years, and many say the net was better when we didn't have SPAM, pop up advertisements, spyware, and adware. I say they may possibly be right, but we'll never know. I enjoy rambling on about nonsense and seeing if people are still reading things. The funny thing is that if I WRITE IN ALL CAPS people's eyes may go straight to that text and skip the whole section on singing mountains and albino Jims. That would be sweet. I suppose I could get all fancy and put some HTML in here, but since I'm better than everyone else, I don't need to do so. You take me as you find me, while I am an extremely high on self-monitoring, I don't self-monitor for just anyone. I know the truth about area 51, but I'm not telling. The blue pill wasn't half as much fun as the red. In 2006 I predict I will go to a wedding in August. I plan on adding more letters to the end of my name this year as well. Jim might be a good name for an albino, but only if the albino has some Russian in them. Or if the albino is drunk. Or both.