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Member Since8/22/2007
Band Websitewww.sangvamprecords.com
Band MembersJonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey - lead vocals, rhythm guitar, piano, keyboard, Cello.

Sauron Effros - Lead Guitar and background vocals.

Other band members will be announced in late December.

InfluencesElvis, Alice Cooper, KISS, Lordi, Ozzy Osbourne, Bon Jovi, Metallica
Sounds LikeKISS and Lordi
Record LabelSang Vamp Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Jonathon The Impaler Music Page
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is one of the most known and infamous Vampyres in the world. He gained national and international attention in 2006 when he announced his candidacy for Governor of Minnesota.

Unlike most politicians, Jonathon was bringing a “New Deal” to not only Minnesota, but America as well. Jonathon’s hard stance on crime is an understatement. Jonathon feels that those who prey upon and attack the elderly, women, molest children, commit acts of ism, sell , abuse their authority and violate Americans Constitutional Rights shouldn't be jailed, they should be brutally IMPALED! Hence, Jonathon’s nickname – “The Impaler.”

Though Jonathon did not win his quest to become Governor of Minnesota in 2006, he is the 2008 VWP Party’s Presidential Candidate, and plans on making criminals and ists live in fear. Not having American’s continue to live in fear of being attacked.

Jonathon has 3 children from a previous marriage (Matthew, Danielle and JJ).

Anyone interested in Jonathon for bookings/interviews/performances email Kristina: Arizona_info@yahoo.com

Jonathon’s love for music started at a young age. He was raised listening to Elvis Presley. He saw Elvis at Madison Square Garden in 1973.

While at Kansas State University, Jonathon’s minor was Music. He has been singing on and off since he was a child. He has won or placed in several singing contests throughout the years. He has played the drums, rhythm guitar, piano and even the cello. Jonathon will play rhythm guitar and piano on his second album.

On October 9, 2007 Jonathon finished recording his first album in a NYC area recording studio. The album is entitled; “A Vampyre Sings Elvis Love Songs.” The album consist of the following songs; Don’t Be Cruel. . . . Return To Sender. . . . The Wonder Of You. . . . Suspicion Minds. . . . (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear. . . . All Shook Up. . . . Are You Lonesome Tonight?. . . . Loving You. . . . Stuck On You. . . . (You Were) Always On My Mind. . . . I Want You, I Need You, I Love You. . . . Separate Ways. . . . I Can’t Help Falling In Love. . . . The album will be available through Sang Vamp Records ( www.sangvamprecords.com ) in mid-November 2007 for $9.95.

On October 23, 2007 Jonathon signed an exclusive deal with Dean Guitars as an endorsed artist and sponsor.

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On November 5, 2007 Jonathon signed with State Info Promotions to manage and promote Jonathon's music career.

On November 13, 2007 Jonathon once again returned to the studio to record a mini-CD. He did two songs, as well as recording musical composition called - Spree. This mini-CD should be available through Sang Vamp Records before Christmas 2007.

In early January 2008, Jonathon and his band will return to the studio to record Jonathon’s original music. The songs are: When I Hear Your Voice (My Angel) (this is Jonathon's love song to Angel). . . .Once Bitten. . . . I Am A Vampyre. . . . Meranda (written for and inspired by Jonathon’s former beloved Meranda). . . . It’s A Kind A Magik. . . . The Queen Of Mean. . . . Bushmonkey. . . . Rebel With The Fury Of Hell. . . . Thank You Lucifer. . . . Hecate. . . .The Impaler. . . . (Jonathon’s Campaign Theme Song). . . .The Dragon. . . . A Dream Turned To Ashes. . . .

The second album is entitled; “Once Bitten.” It will be available through Sang Vamp Records early in 2008.

Please keep checking this page for tour dates and times Jonathon will be on the radio or television.

After Jonathon and his band records - "Once Bitten," Jonathon will do a duet album/CD with a few female singers who have asked him to record songs with them. This album/CD will be available though Sang Vamp Records.

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Jul 4 2008 6:44 AM

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Jun 26 2008 3:31 AM

Hey, what's up?! Hope all is well!!!

Just taking the time to hit up each one of my friends personally!!

If ya get a minute check out my new single "Wood Grain Grippin" w/ Heavy Chill & Kaki Mac.


You can find it on iTunes, just click the link below

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THANKS SO MUCH!!! Holla back @ me!!
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Jun 14 2008 4:29 PM

Whats Good ? just stoppin thu to show some love!! Stop thu and show some love!!
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Jun 3 2008 9:39 PM

Hey sup? Hope your cool!
I've had an amazing response so far to my latest track,
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I would love your feedback.. :)

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May 24 2008 2:58 PM

Have a rocken Memorial Day Weekend My Friend.Keep Kicking ASS!

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May 15 2008 6:38 PM

Baby! I love you and adore you and awaiting your phone call.
I lov eyou
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May 14 2008 9:09 PM

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May 14 2008 5:28 PM

Hey Jonathon The Impaler Music Page, I'm a huge fan.



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Hey baby! I love you very much and I can't wait to be with you.

You're amazing you know that? You're my world! Love you very much! ♥ Kissy wissy for my kitty!

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May 14 2008 3:19 PM

Hey baby ♥ I love you.

what's up?
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May 4 2008 6:39 AM

Here's wishing you nothing but good and greater things in life ,I also hope that you have a great week ahead too.
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May 2 2008 4:44 PM


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Apr 30 2008 4:30 PM

Da? that means yes or yea in romanian lol. Sorry I was talking to my romanian friend so excuse my speech lol.

I love you more than I first lay my eyes on you 2 or 3 years ago so HA! I win
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Apr 25 2008 6:06 PM

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Apr 26 2008 9:31 PM

hey sweetie head lol thanks for the comments and have a good battle don't let them hurt u because if so they have to deal with me. O_O

well i'll brb gotta fee dthe puppers lol
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Apr 24 2008 12:56 PM

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Apr 9 2008 6:28 PM

heyhey hun ..

not spoken in a while

how r u ??

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Apr 6 2008 12:03 AM

Wats up JonathonTheImpalerMusicPage? Just showing all my friends on myspace some love.. hows everything going? Holla back be safe..





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Apr 2 2008 1:16 AM

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Apr 2 2008 1:40 PM

Hi Jonathon, how’s it going? Dropping by to say HI and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have fun!! See you at the HOFF when you have your concert!
Best wishes and have a Blessed week!

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