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Johnny Cail
Stand-Up / Improv / Mainstream
Johnny Cail Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.

Male
30 years old
PORTLAND, ME
United States



Last Login: 12/16/2009
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   Johnny Cail's Comedian Bio
BioJohnny Cail grew up in a trailer in Westbrook, Maine. As a matter of fact.. he still lives there with his mother. He's really hoping that comedy will change that. That's just one of the aspects of Johnny's life that he touches on in his stand-up comedy routine. Jonhny Cail is considered one of the hottest opening acts in the New England area. He has recently opened for national headlining acts such as Bob Marley, Josh Blue, Artie Fletcher and Butch Bradley. He can also be seen performing with New England comedy heavyweights George Hamm, DJ Hazard, Paul Nardizzi and a long list of others. Don't miss a chance to see this hot and sexy up and comer at clubs and colleges all across New England along with the World Famous Laugh Factory in New York City.You won't be sorry. If you're lucky, you may just leave the show with Johnny's phone number. If that's the case, you definitely wont be sorry...
Websitechroniclesofjulie.com.....check it out. The show will be premiering late spring!
TV ShowsOn Air with Tony Moschetto, The Chronicles of Julie and NESN for Olympia Sports.
FilmsWrong, Boogie Board Beach, Fort Savage, Gold Town, Follow the Broccoli

    Johnny Cail's Interests
GeneralPhotobucket
Music
MoviesBig O'l movie freak...Like them all!! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
TelevisionPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting What about it?? The greatest thing ever invented. Well, next to pizza, chinese food, hamburgers, hot dogs, eggs, bacon, sausage, chips, chocolate and a variety of other tasty products.
BooksYour results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
74%
Dr. Doom
67%
Lex Luthor
62%
Magneto
58%
Apocalypse
55%
Mr. Freeze
53%
Venom
52%
Two-Face
52%
Dark Phoenix
51%
Juggernaut
48%
Kingpin
45%
Green Goblin
44%
Riddler
39%
Mystique
36%
Catwoman
29%
Poison Ivy
23%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...
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HeroesSUPERMAN. I will get my hands on his powers someday and rule the world. Yeah..... probably not.
You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever!
Groups: Maine ComedyMaine 207..Music scene!!NYC Underground Comedy FestHOMiESComedians - Best Jokes~*~Lost On Liftoff~*~Comedians of MySpaceComedian Bob Marley Fan Club

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     Johnny Cail's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Westbrook, Maine baby.I'm not sure why I'm excited
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian

   Johnny Cail's Schools
Westbrook High School
Westbrook,Maine
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1997

   Johnny Cail's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian

Television - Composition - Writing

Film - Composition - Screenwriting



   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 30 2009 7:00P
Deer Tree’s Harrison ME
Aug 1 2009 8:00P
Wilbur Theater Boston MA
Aug 5 2009 7:00P
Sunday River Ski Resort Newry ME
Oct 1 2009 7:00P
The Egg Albany NY
Oct 2 2009 7:00P
Clearmont Opera House Clearmont NH
Oct 3 2009 7:00P
Capital Center Concord NH
Oct 10 2009 7:00P
Four Seasons South Paris ME
Oct 11 2009 7:00P
Camden Opera House Camden ME
Oct 22 2009 7:00P
Paramount Theater Rutland VT
Oct 23 2009 7:00P
Barre Opera House Barre VT
Nov 7 2009 7:00P
Waterville Opera House Waterville ME
Nov 13 2009 7:00P
Rochester Opera House Rochester NH
Nov 14 2009 7:00P
Taste of Maine Woolwich ME

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   Johnny Cail's Friend Space (Top 26)
Johnny Cail has 1869 friends.
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Reggaemama777

Reggaemama777



Oct 28 2009 12:50 PM

Hi, best regs mymyspace friend :)

Reggaemama777

Reggaemama777



Oct 26 2009 2:14 AM

Hi, best regs mymyspace friend :)

Tuck

Tuck



Mar 27 2009 10:41 AM

where the hell are you? I never see you anymore...hope we cross paths soon.
Hammy

Hammy



Feb 1 2009 8:00 AM

hey johnny...get ready for some gigs i think!! i may be cooked soon! how are you! i hope things good and your liking your new pad! you having us over for a party....hope to see ya soon! hammy
Reggaemama777

Reggaemama777



Jan 30 2009 4:32 PM

awww you posted our pics!! Nice to know you haven't forgotten us... make sure you send some royalties our way ... HA! Love ya Cuz!
THERON

Theron Mclauchlan



Dec 29 2008 7:12 PM

hey Johnny! It was cool seeing you at the mall the other day! Your doin good it sounds that cool. Are you still doin comedy shows?! I was rum an cokin it so i was a little saucey when i saw you lol. hit me back when you get a chance.
I think its cool what your doin!
Lisa is going to be a Grammie next Spring :)

Lisa Arsenault



Dec 30 2008 1:14 AM

hey there tinkerbell nice pink tutu hahahaha
Jason

Jason Clifford



Nov 25 2008 5:35 AM

Good god thats a freaky looking picture! Dont look like that at Bobs cart! You wont sell any cds!
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Nov 21 2008 3:53 AM


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Oct 30 2008 11:00 PM


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Hammy

Hammy



Oct 23 2008 4:36 AM

dude...i am still laughin!! thanks for having me over the house because i needed that! too funny...i had tears in my eyes and i haven't laughed that much in a long time! the karaoke thing put me over the top! have a great weekend! be cool! hammy
Hammy

Hammy



Oct 14 2008 4:40 AM

hey there johnny boy! good to run into you today, i hope your lunch was yummy!! see ya soon!
Jasmine Rae

Jasmine Smith



Oct 7 2008 11:16 PM

I thought that you had forgotten our love:) Movie soon? What is coming up?
Jas
Katherine

Katherine



Oct 1 2008 12:27 PM

Your on!
ACE ACETO

ACE ACETO



Aug 29 2008 4:03 AM

Hey sweetness, what's shakin? Ace
Hammy

Hammy



Aug 6 2008 10:57 AM

hey..what up? hammy's back on the suicide watch! i will have your cash tonight and you may buy me a slice of rocko's pizza! i have some shit to give away so let me know if you want anything...see ya soon...i hope! hammy
Hammy

Hammy



Aug 4 2008 5:32 AM

dude who's the dildo who left a message below me!! great job tonight and thanks for doing the bangor gig! nice set! see ya on wed.
for goodbars, fingers crossed! be cool! hammy
Shane (Drum Center of Portsmouth NOW OPEN!)

Shane Kinney



Jul 14 2008 12:43 PM

Great hang last night man. Hope to see you soon.
Scott Grass of Forsaken Filmz

Scott Grass



Jul 7 2008 12:56 AM

Yes I have begun. It's called The Awakened. It involves the real guy who made it in 1800 and died strangley in 1927. See ya tommorow and meeting soon next week for this.
Scott Grass of Forsaken Filmz

Scott Grass



Jul 6 2008 9:09 PM

I feel like talking to the dead, how about you?
CARMICHAEL

CARMICHAEL



Jun 30 2008 5:10 AM

Just saw the Olypia sports ad for the 1rst time, too bad thye didn't have you say anything.
Timmy B

Timmy B



Jun 10 2008 3:00 PM

Dude it's so hard being the only dude at a bar screaming for the Celtics. I should drive home today for game 3.
People stare at me when I'm screaming at the TV like "this guy's a band wagon fan", they don't know I got Larry Bird PJ's!
Comedy by Jenski

Comedy by Jenski



May 22 2008 11:27 AM

Hey Johnny, nice set last night. Those guys loved you!

Thanks for letting me do some time.
-Jenski
Mr.Goodbar

Mr.Goodbar



May 22 2008 11:39 AM

Thank you to everyone who came out last night, supported & donated to the OOB HS Class of 2008! George Hamm & Johnny Cail & Friends were a smashing hit!

It was a life changing experience . . . rumor has it that Shelia Johnston is filing for divorce but will retain her married name and is starting up her own comedy company with OOB's Seagull Mascot.

Look for George Hamm's Comedy Showcase every Wednesday night @ Mr.Goodbar starting June 25th!!

check us out www. mrgoodbars. com
MB Valentine

MB Valentine



May 22 2008 1:21 PM

Great to see you guys again at Mr. Goodbars.
Looking foward to another season of Wednesday night Comedy :)
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