strange sea animals, spicy foods, word origins/puns, people watching, improv. oh and a message to web cam girls-- i already have a couple of really, really satisfying web cam girl relationships going, they give me more sexy web cam footage than i can possibly know what to do with, so please don't message me anymore, you will only make my current web cam girlfriends jealous and that's the last thing i need in my life right now. sorry web cam ladies!
About me: Hear the latest from Ace of Base and the Cranberries in:
I took one of those career aptitude tests. They said I'm most cut out for the following jobs: Communications Consultant, Vendor Quality Supervisor, Screenwriter, Intelligence Systems Analyst (DEA spy), or Mime.
This is a show me and my buddy Ryan just finished, check it out:
..and here's a little sneak peak of the other kind of shenanigans they get into:
and here is a link to a bunch of things I did on Channel 101 NY. It's mostly stuff I wrote and directed with my pal jess lane: http://www.channel102.net/talent.php?tid=97
Anyway enough about videos, I miss friendster's really earnest testimonials section, so here's what my roommate had to say about me:
"Jon enjoys the simple things in life, namely comedy, eating hot dogs for breakfast, and Die Hard. He's probably more cut out to be a butcher than a guidance counselor, and he has pretty good stamina in bed. Or "staying power," as some people might call it.
I don't think Jon is one of those people, though.
Jon is the kind of guy who will let other people write his 'About Me' for him. I think he has asperger's."
-Sascha Stanton-Craven
Who I'd like to meet:
Also I'd meet the author or any of the participants in this article:
Man Pummels 'Vampire' Peacock
NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.
Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.
The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.
A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'
Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them.
Police and witnesses said Potts beat and kicked the peacock, named Chocolate, twirled it over his head by its neck and repeatedly smashed it on the ground. [...]
Chocolate became the pet of 6-year-old Danielle Francheschi when he wandered into the family's yard 2½ weeks ago.
George Burke, who owns a nearby estate that has horses and peacocks, said he believes the bird is one of five baby peacocks he gave to a friend.
"I don't see what the big f- - -ing deal is about this bird," sources quoted Potts as telling police. "It had negative energy. It came out of the darkness, so I kicked it. "
July 3, 2007 -- A Staten Island sicko who landed in the cuckoo's nest after bashing a peacock to death is so mentally ill, his mother says, that she is relieved his victim was "a bird and not a baby. "
"The roads of Rome stood for two thousand years and more; who would predict less for the roads of Moses? Who would predict less for his Shea Stadium, a structure consciously shaped to resemble Rome's Colosseum...?"
Rome's Colosseum: a still-standing monument to the glory of ancient civilization
does it bother you that intestinal fortitude comes up? i would think that would be something to be proud of. but i can remove it, if you like. or make up an alias for you.
last night i was watching law and order for 6 hours like i do every night, and there was a perp who had committed "sleep-rape". i just thought you should know that that condition actually exists, and that you may want to be screened for it.
