Jon
"If i drink rum before noon it dosent mean im an alcoholic, it means im a pirate"

Male
25 years old
Lacy / Lake Stevens, Washington
United States



Last Login:8/8/2008
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    Jon's Interests
General i drinks me da beers
MusicIm a rocker through and through
MoviesI like funny movies or movies with alot of violence
Televisionsports and sportscenter, futurama, simpsons, heroes, walker texas ranger
Booksbooks are for jerks
Heroespeople who arent douche bags

     Jon's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:lake stevens, wa
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:pirate

   Jon's Schools
Universal Technical Institute Inc
Phoenix,Arizona
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: automotive, diesel, industrial tech, with ford f.a.c.t.
 

2001 to 2003
Lake Stevens Sr High School
Lake Stevens,Washington
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2000

   Jon's Networking
Music - Live - Other
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   Jon's Companies
smith fire systems
fife, wa US
sprinkler fitter




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   Jon's Blurbs
About me:
i am a huge sports nerd and i love local music. i like to take it pretty easy and hang out with my friends whether it is sitting around, going camping, hanging out on the lake, or going out and getting stupid. if you dont like the seahawks, then fuck you You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM's MySpace Profile Editor!
Who I'd like to meet:
some hot babes (insert tiger growl)



   


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Jon's Friends Comments
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paul mauer





Aug 7 2008 4:44 AM

Photobucket
Common D





Aug 6 2008 2:26 AM

I'm kick you in the nuts when I see you out there!!!As far as mike's pic below you gota love photo shop!!
Mikey





Aug 4 2008 2:21 PM

PhotobucketTwins from LSU and Bell from Disneyland lol.
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Aug 1 2008 4:29 PM

Time for the official "Waiting on this damn background check to be complete is getting on John's last nerve" Comment O' the Week

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~1WLDMOM~





Aug 1 2008 3:13 PM

Gee thanks I see where I rank!!!
~1WLDMOM~





Jul 31 2008 4:44 PM

Glad I got to see you for all of 2 seconds in the gardens saturday :) Did you have a good time?
NationsMostWanted™'s Official Myspace





Jul 31 2008 5:58 AM

how did u join the G35 group that i just joined LOL
*LINDSEY*





Jul 31 2008 5:27 AM

I saw it...and it made me think of you..haha..good seein u this wknd..its been foreva and eva!! Whaere are you hiding?
Shanni Shan





Jul 30 2008 12:44 AM

happy late birthday! good seeing you in the L.A.K.E.
much love!
RiChElLE <3





Jul 29 2008 5:07 PM

hey you!! im so glad that i got to see you last weekend! i wish i could have stayed and hung out longer, but oh well im just glad that i got to see you! we forsure need to hang out before i leave! what days are you off from work??
Common D





Jul 28 2008 2:55 AM

Yea it was a long drunkin weekend, lol An plenty more to go, Fuck shit I just wanna go Snowboarding already!
Common D





Jul 28 2008 2:32 AM

You have fun walk to the other bar?
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Jul 25 2008 5:42 PM

Time for the official "Johns sleep schedule has been all kinds of fouled up this week so the clever comment really isn't very clever" Comment O' the week

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~1WLDMOM~





Jul 25 2008 5:05 PM

Big plans this weekend???
JeepNgurl





Jul 24 2008 3:17 AM

We changed the party date check your msgs :)
paul mauer





Jul 23 2008 6:18 AM

some fuckin "christ punchers" for ya bro!!! no shit thats what they are called! enjoy (thata not a suggestion, if you know what i mean!)

Common D





Jul 22 2008 5:16 AM

Yea I'm out there working on the club house it's a bitch there thank god I get to go work a house for a few days, what are you doing there you up on the hill?
Aron





Jul 22 2008 2:27 AM

Happy birthday bitch, hope you die
FRO





Jul 22 2008 1:36 AM

happy birthday bitch!
oʎ ɯop





Jul 21 2008 9:38 PM

only faggots have their birthdays on the 21st of july
jamie





Jul 21 2008 3:31 PM

Happy Birthday!! I heard Dark Night was amazing
~PATTI~





Jul 20 2008 10:06 PM

Soooo....I had to hear your song. I listened to about 2 seconds. :)

It's a good Jon song..LOL
Char





Jul 19 2008 4:14 PM

I had to be the FIRST to say Happy Birthday Jon. Thank you for being my friend and remembering me always. Love....R.I.P.
Char Caw
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Jul 18 2008 5:23 PM

Time for the official "John is kind of over this whole 'look for a new job cause he has a degree now' thing-oh well interview Tuesday! Wish John luck!" Comment O' the Week

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Jul 18 2008 4:42 PM

Word!
~1WLDMOM~





Jul 18 2008 4:30 PM

Well look who's up....Just wanted to say thanks for being thoughtful.
Very sweet of you to think of me :] Come over and have a shot with me later!
JeepNgurl





Jul 18 2008 9:03 AM

SAWEET who's playing at studio 7? Me and D are going to have a House warming Luau & BBQ at our new place on the 26th trying to get everyone to come in costume =] Let us know if you can make it!!
JeepNgurl





Jul 17 2008 11:22 PM

Happy Early Bday Punk ass, what are your plans???
DJ Melly Mel





Jul 12 2008 10:31 PM

you should go. i'm trying to get a shit ton of people from my work to all carpool down and kick it...

so yeah, you should be there!

:)
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Jul 11 2008 8:09 PM

Time for the official "Looking for a job wears John out and makes him grumpy but getting a new job makes him do the happy dance of joy-let's hope John starts dancing soon" Comment O' the Week

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BTW if you know of anyone hiring IT folks hook a brother up!
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Jul 6 2008 9:00 PM

Time for the official "John doesn't like house hunting-especially when it isn't for his own house" comment O' the week

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Jul 5 2008 8:26 PM

have my babies faggot
DJ Melly Mel





Jul 4 2008 6:17 AM

hey!

my car is FINALLY working again!!!

you gonna be in tacoma on the 18th or what??
MR. FUCK YOU!!!





Jun 29 2008 7:13 PM

It was good seeing last night brutha! I had a drunken blast until I got kicked out of there!
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Jun 27 2008 4:16 PM

Time for the official "Now John has to wait for a callback-John hates waiting for callbacks" Comment O' the week

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