Jon
Jon We Are All Reconstituted Jesus

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28 years old
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    Jon's Interests
GeneralA good Mojito on a hot day, conversation on life's little inconsistencies around a fire with broiled sole, obsessing over death, sex and taxes.
MusicBeatles. Old Marley. Radiohead. Chopin played right. James Brown. Bad Religion. Tribe Called Quest. Lou Reed.
MoviesLittle Miss Sunshine, Michael Clayton, Dr. Strangelove, Being There, Manhattan, Chinatown, Match Point
TelevisionDon't Watch it.
BooksPharmacopoeia, All Tomorrow's Parties, Despair, Laughter in the Dark, The Cosmic Serpent, Orwell's Essays...
HeroesRobert Anton Wilson, Jackie Robinson, Kerry Mullis, and anybody who develops and keeps an authentic humanity in the face of an often brutally inhumane world.
Groups: Wine SlobsWine LoversHave a homebrew!NO MA'AM

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     Jon's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Westminster MD
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Wine Broker
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jon's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley, CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Cognitive Neuroscience
Minor: Creative Witing
 

2006 to Present



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   Jon's Blurbs
About me:
Here is the Skinny in a nutshell.

I'm a human being living on planet Earth. As far as I can tell, I am not the only human, but I am the only human like me on the planet. I am younger than about 30% of the population and older than about 40% of persons here.*

I am, essentially, just another person generated out of billions of years of evolution.

So are you. It's good to meet you...mucho gusto.



*These statistics not supported by any actual mathematical reasoning or evaluated by the FDA.



Who I'd like to meet:
I would love to meet anybody interested in wine, music and a philosophy of land use providing a more sustainable outlook for the cooperative appropriation of land on celestial bodies.

Kary Mullis.
Dale Pendell. Cornell West.

   


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E

E



Jun 5 2009 3:58 AM

everyone is freaking pregnant! geez! lol
congratulations!  :)
im working for a paving company and im just now learning dispatching, shit is quite confusing if i may say so. was doing accounting for them for a while.
i went back east for a visit the other week and spent a lot of time with joshua, when i was there it kinda felt like i never left. lol. 
E

E



May 17 2009 1:32 AM

i love it! i never 'loved' living i nyc, the only reason i stuck around there as long as i did was because of my job. i already love living here. im doing great. how are you? im going back east to visit next week. wooo!
JRK

Josh Kelvey



Mar 3 2009 5:49 AM

congrats bro, im going to finally be an UNCLE YEAH!!! you should name your son Josh or Ryan after me, or if its a girl, call her Joshet or ryaness! you know thats got a ring to it!
Vesuvilden

Vesuvilden



Feb 23 2009 7:00 PM

Many congratulations Rev!
Amberly

Amberly



Feb 22 2009 2:01 PM


glitter-graphics. com
AE

AE



Nov 5 2008 12:07 AM

Great reading material.
Ever jumped into Dan Simmons or Neal Stephenson's offerings of reality's definitions?
simian

simian



Jun 26 2008 2:50 AM

This could be how the world ends:

damien

Damien Mills



May 24 2008 2:16 PM

Click here to buy your friends, get bought, and find out how much you're worth!



buy ur freinds

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Asa

Asa



Mar 6 2008 8:43 AM

Hey Jon! Nice to find you here :)

I had to think about your age statistics for a minute.. and I recognize the neither math nor the FDA were involved :) but if you in fact are correct, something amazing happened when you were born -- including yourself, 30% of Earth's current population was also born -- simultaneous to you! I think that's around 2 billion people born at the same time! Actually more, if any others were born then and have died before today. COOL!!
MICRO

MICRO



Feb 24 2008 3:16 AM

I miss illin' with you bro. Congrats on the marraige and the Berkley haunt. You have gone the farthest of any one I know. Keep up the great work. Big upz.
Don of the Dead

Don of the Dead



Feb 23 2008 3:06 PM

What do you mean?
That's my band!
Don of the Dead

Don of the Dead



Feb 19 2008 10:13 PM

It was pretty awesome playing Hades, I was trying to get Zeus dethroned for being too corrupt, and raising a Zombie army to accomplish it. The sideplot was trying to stop a wedding between a minor god and a mortal woman, as the woman's soul was rightfully mine, and the marriage would have granted her divinity.
Oh and did i mention zombie army???
alloutwillie

alloutwillie



Jan 14 2008 7:11 PM

thank you sir, tis a fun day for me. No work. All I have to do today is show up online for Allenamento del clan (clan training)which is more like a treat than an obbligation. Today for a while earlier we had a big shit talk session with some Spaniards...it was fun!!!
Vesuvilden

Vesuvilden



Jan 10 2008 1:34 PM

Did you say Absinthe is legal?? Where? In Cali?
Vesuvilden

Vesuvilden



Dec 27 2007 9:43 PM

You're right, that song was bizarre! It sounds like something you'd hear on Metroid. Would definitely be good in a creepy movie.
Vesuvilden

Vesuvilden



Dec 24 2007 10:59 PM

Nikki models, it was from a photo shoot. If you want to see more she's on my top friends and has lots of pictures on her site, Beautifully Tortured.
LV

LV



Dec 3 2007 8:00 PM

hey thanks
yeah it was actually depaul university

but thanks dude
college..the future...pretty scary thing..but i'm excited
Vesuvilden

Vesuvilden



Nov 12 2007 7:15 PM

Hey perv, the hopscotch is totally innocent. I have to do those kinds of wholesome things during the week to balance out my weekends.
;)
M.A.D. ♥

Miss Draper



Nov 4 2007 9:00 PM

hahaha!
sweeeeeeet.
yes yes we are in the new house.
lol cos she's my bestest friend ever.
&& its the day we got kicked out of dillards.
:] because we we're putting like size...
Z bras on top of our heads..hahahah!
M.A.D. ♥

Miss Draper



Nov 4 2007 7:04 PM

hahahahahaha.
oh well. as long as you guys come.
:)
i'll make cookies!
M.A.D. ♥

Miss Draper



Nov 4 2007 6:52 PM

are you and my auntyyy coming out for thanksgiving?! =]
Linnea

Linnea



Oct 1 2007 4:29 AM

ohhh and you guys can take just me to the siskiyou national forest in oregon!!! :D
Linnea

Linnea



Oct 1 2007 2:16 AM

jon!!!
if my parents pay for you and brook to come out.
in the summer, would you guys want [well not WANT] but WOULD you take me and my friends to assateague island?!!?
i wanna go sooo bad, and so do they!
and it would be fun with you guys cause you're not all crazy like my parents!!
it would be sooososososo much fun and it looks sooo pretty there!
and we can just go camp there for like 2 weeks
!!!!! you should!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
PLEASE:D
Amberly

Amberly



Aug 11 2007 2:19 AM


glitter-graphics.com
amanda

 amanda



Aug 11 2007 2:18 AM

if josh sends you the photos he took at your wedding, can you send me the one of tob & me please? :)
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