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32 years old
NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 11/23/2009
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comedyicon.com's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | My name is Jon Mitcheal. I tell jokes that sound like inside jokes. Sometimes you’ll find me telling true stories that people don’t readily believe. The rest of the time I am being a sweetheart stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.Okay,I’m actually lending to the poor.
I live in New York. Check.
At one point I thought about becoming a ’Solid Gold Dancer’, but,upon the realization that I was 2 decades past the show’s prime and realized you must have a huge package and many pairs of skinny pants I moved on...
So-check out the goods here on this myspace page,and comment at your leisure.Feel free to tell me how much you love or hate my sense of humor, and be as crude as you’d like to be... because at the end of the day, I don’t give two sh*t’s. And you’ll sleep better at night knowing that you really, truly, typed out your feelings to someone on the internet. :)
telling me I’m "crazy!" or "really brash!" and "out there!" just indicates that you live a boring, average life. I’d hate to be you.And you’ll save money and time with your therapist because I don’t charge by the hour. | | Website | comedyicon.com (under construction) but you can contact me here: jon@comedyicon.com | | Influences | peer pressure | | Members | Members Only,like the jacket-but different. Oh, and I went streaking through an AA meeting once- Asked not to return,by a member who may or may not have been my girlfriend. | | Films | that was a difficult period in my life and i don't wanna talk about it-unless you have $5.00 |
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comedyicon.com's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Occupation: | solid gold dancer in training |
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About me:
Read and discuss and wipe thoroughly.
I have bad habits like most people.I eat meat. I cuss a lot. I drink. I drive fast...Real fast. I can be selfish. My therapist says it's endearing. I blast my music, whether you want to hear 'The Police' or not. Stupid people fascinate me. I rarely capitalize the right words and such things.
Yes, I know about 2 girls, 1 cup. Yes, I know about pain olympics, lemonparty, etc. and no,I don't care what you did last summer.
In short: I'm a near stereotypical Taurus,though I don't believe in that either. I don't really plan on changing anything about myself, but I can be very compromising when I should be.
I've got 31 years of drinking,f*cking and fighting under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while waiting for my accountant, I have a 75% social desirability. Who knew? And who writes those things?
So I have a little extra baggage I have to carry around. Let's call it spite.But add spite to liquor, and you have yourself a tasty cocktail called my act-shaken not stirred.
I want to meet some f*ckers to help pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those damn things.
Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you,right there-yeah,you see it...click that button.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Ann Coulter-So I can punch her in her adams apple.
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