Jonny C

Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
-bokonon
*foma: harmless untruths

after being raised by a hindu family in south africa i stole away on an ocean liner to st. croix and developed a quick friendship with a local fisherman. however, he was shot by columbian drug lords who took me in their custody and forced me to sample every batch of cocaine they made for the next 3 years. at the age of 13 i escaped on a plane destined for germany, where i made the acquaintance of a crop circle maker who appeared on a sci-fi channel special in 1997... then, on a recommendation by a 'new age' friend of his i hopped on the euro-rail to spain and spent the next two years walking the ley lines of the earth along the camino in order to recall my past lives... upon the discovery that i was in fact a direct descendant of poncho villa, i boarded a plane for mexico city, but due to fuel problems we were forced to land in miami, where i was accosted by the aforementioned drug lords while they were on a 'vacation'... so i jumped on the closest greyhound bus, and disembarked in tampa, where i met some whiskey drinkers, and fell into a drunken stupor that I have yet to recover from

How to make a Jonny C

Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 3 parts ambition 5 parts ego

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity