Dirty!
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Male
29 years old
SAN LUIS OBISPO, California
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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    Dirty!'s Interests
GeneralIm not in the business of being interested. Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Music If it gets the muffin tops a jigglin', Im a listenin'. GLOMSTEEN=Ze Verld's Greatest Techno Grrroup.
Movies"CONAN THE BARBARIAN" all day, eclectic disco muff porn by night. That Sin City sure is good too.
TelevisionIs what the "New World Order" uses to control you. Rupert and I are tight. like Thai boys and Terrible Two's.
BooksCharles Bukowski, Leary, Crowley, Secret Documents, French Cookbooks. The thicker the better, I like to try to impress my guests with the girth of my literature.
HeroesI like the Anti-heros. Long live Honzo the Razor... and then there's these guys. .. width="425" height="350">.... ..> .. width="425" height="350">.... ..>
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     Dirty!'s Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:A little place called Causey
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Massage Master/Super Student

   Dirty!'s Schools
New Mexico State University-Main Campus
Las Cruces,New Mexico
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: Evergreen Jihadist Campo
 

1998 to 1998
Portales High
Portales, NEW MEXICO
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
 

1994 to 1998

   Dirty!'s Companies
The Bladerunner
SLO, CA US
Massage Jockey / Super Stylist

Long time



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About me:
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting Every day is a parade cause I ghost ride the whip.
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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
Who I'd like to meet:
People with secret lair's, and party favors, all female ninjas are encouraged to apply.

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   Dirty!'s Friend Space (Top 23)
Dirty! has 470 friends.
 Melissa 


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 Josh Haddeland 


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 The Dude 


 Mr. T 


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 Jesse 


 Lanceafer 


 jade 


 SLOBC 


 Liquid Cheese™(West Coast Tour June 25-Aug 4) 


 Sad Lisa 


 Is Gay Stickers 





Dirty!'s Friends Comments
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Jul 1 2009 4:41 AM

im not going to. iv got 2 months left ughhhh
The Noodle





Jun 19 2009 5:56 AM

Thanks for the laughs today! Promise next time it will be like Burger King. You can have it your way.
elijha





Jun 18 2009 10:02 AM

awww YES ! soo glad you made it to native . . . . ;] bladerunner  kicked some  boooty ! =)
elijha





Jun 11 2009 6:04 PM

did you see the performance last night ? ;]
i'm changin my name to Lucky douche bag





Jun 5 2009 3:40 AM

hey had tons of with you last night... why is that we always have so much fun when we hang out...we are just the best kind of dickheads... i just love you jon... you are my hero
Pocket





Jun 3 2009 4:38 AM

yes yes!!! I cant wait... I just picked up my dress today. i'm looking into party favors for the b nite. we also need to look into rooms in alb before they get expensive. wtf of course you know all of this lol  sorry I totally get carried away!! KIT!!! :)
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May 30 2009 4:18 AM

xoxox
melanie





May 21 2009 6:31 AM

check out my new profile! we be dancin! hot! hot! :p
melanie





May 19 2009 12:44 AM

happy belated birthday! hope it was enjoyable!;)
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May 18 2009 5:33 AM



Hey spaz!!



Jesse





May 18 2009 12:39 AM

Happy Birthday Old Man
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May 17 2009 9:39 PM

happybday hooker
Madame SUGAR





May 17 2009 11:56 AM

madonna happy birthday Pictures, Images and Photos

29 .. oh my my!
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May 15 2009 5:44 AM

U don't know that. U never tried! How r u hun?
Cailin





May 14 2009 4:31 PM

dude if i was out with GLOMSTEEN the paparazzi would have went CRAZY!!! lol
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May 11 2009 9:22 AM

We have the same bday!
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May 5 2009 5:26 AM

Haha well funny story with that. Ed got fired for grabbing jessica it was crazy. So now mrs tracy is coming back! And im a lifer like kara hahah im 900 in somthing hrs and I want to fun away. I was thinkin about u cause I had this asian man rubbing up on me, it was nice but I wonder how a white man would do?
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May 5 2009 4:12 AM

hey there, how are you doing???
melanie





May 4 2009 6:10 PM

thanks for the message! it was nice!:) and thanks for fitting me in! your pics look crazy! lol...not as innocent as I thought! ;P
Melissa





Apr 30 2009 10:17 PM

Wow! Kurt found a really porn pic of your old boyfriend. He was hot but not for you! Did you get the pics of hairstyles I sent you??? Can you do shit like that? Call me..you need to get your tux this month!
portales legend.





Apr 29 2009 8:14 PM

i don't remember if i've already used this pic. my archives are in disarray and my secretary is out for the week :(

Tai





Apr 26 2009 2:37 PM

Mariola





Apr 23 2009 3:35 PM

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Apr 23 2009 1:28 AM

maybe ur fat ass can get in a cake and jump out and shake ur tiney weee weeee!
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Apr 20 2009 5:26 PM

Shut it... im up early every morning...
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