Photo of John Heller

Johnny P.

www.myspace.com/jonperfect

is fighting for freedom where ever there's trouble!Mood: knighted knighted44 minutes ago view more

View My:

  • John Heller

  • 30 / Male
  • PORTLAND, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 7/18/2009

42979030|30|11101|http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/m_fc1432fc5eddfd5ea05f4d894789fb5a.jpg

Music Player

Get Flash now!

In order to listen or view this content you will have to upgrade your version of Flash.

Interests

  • General

    Brocilli and Hardcore Shuffleboard...

  • Music

    Music sucks. I'm in a band, that makes me cool and sexy.

  • Movies

    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...

  • Television

    Hanna Montana,

  • Books

    I cant read.

  • Heroes

    William Shatner.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: PDX, OR
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Model
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

Networking

  • Im a dancing machine, I just love to dance, and... I can't stop. Its just in by blood. When god gives U a gift, I say Use it. Some people may say folk dancing is not relevant in todays society, but to them I say PISHAW!!! Fools wouldn't know Folk

Companies

Own Your Friends!

Blurbs

About me:

I was born i a Pool of gasoline. I grew up drinking Drano and PBR... I killed my first man at 12... I eat only chocolate and coffee and start drinking every day at noon, right after I wake up. I once fought a bear and Won, but the price of that victory was not pretty. I make almost all my money through gambling and only consider prostitution a hobby... I haven't had a job in 3 years, and I never plan on having one again. ..

Who I'd like to meet:

Bea Arthur!

JOIN THE,
Pro-Douche Team!

Click on the image to join The PRO-DOUCHE TEAM!

Comments

Displaying 25 of 92 comments
  • DustinDustin Tash

    Jun 30 2009 4:02 AM

    Luminous is like my middle fucking name, yo. If I had a cape I'd be Captain fuckin' Luminous. When I pee in the toilet it fuckin' sparkles, even in the dark, luminescent on the walls like the water of an exotic pool throws shadows of light on a wall. My voice is a luminescent fuckin' soundwave that when it connects against a womans body in it reverberates like the voice of Isaac Hayes down in her thoratic diaphragm and sinks down into her being unwrapping her legs and the lips of her vagina like the blooming of a luminescent fuckin' flower. My penius, yeah it's fuckin' luminescent too, can even be used as a flashlight in times of dire need, sometimes I don't even wear clothes to bed and use it as my luminescent fucking night light.
  • Augustina

    Jun 6 2009 2:06 AM

    you dissappeared off my top friends and I was wondering how or why. How are you?
  • DustinDustin Tash

    May 30 2009 3:09 AM


  • PerPer Anderton

    May 3 2009 9:48 PM

    whore... that is all... monday on for sure
  • DustinDustin Tash

    Apr 28 2009 7:55 AM

    Heres some love for ya buddy:

  • DustinDustin Tash

    Apr 26 2009 11:23 AM

    Im playing your theme song over on my profile.
  • Like peed in Cherios fo…

    Apr 18 2009 12:36 AM

    Whats up man? Glad you dodged that Syphilis bullet! :D
  • Like peed in Cherios fo…

    Apr 17 2009 12:55 AM

    Johnny P! You gotta come down and mix it up sometime soon! The sun is shining and beer is flowing!
  • Freckles

    Apr 16 2009 5:39 AM

    Boo! Love you!
  • Karla

    Apr 14 2009 4:34 PM

    Booze is good! I like Booze!
  • Joe Loejordan loewen

    Apr 13 2009 3:45 AM

    Don't be sad little jew.
    Even if you did kill jesus, today he rose from the dead and turned into a rabbit!
  • Augustina

    Apr 2 2009 8:10 AM

    I wanna meet the girlfriend....I haven't seen you since you started dating her and I think it's time you brought her into the light of day so the rest of us can adore her as well! Seriously!
  • ianian mills

    Mar 29 2009 6:26 PM

    Excellent.
  • Joe Loejordan loewen

    Mar 29 2009 3:40 AM

    WHORE!!! ...that is all...
  • julietJuliet tyler

    Mar 14 2009 3:17 AM

    Hey so....I thought you were gonna caste me in a small part of your show? I have been watching a lot of sketch comedy lately, and I really think it could happen.
    So, what do you say?
  • julietJuliet tyler

    Mar 14 2009 3:17 AM

    Hey so....I thought you were gonna caste me in a small part of your show? I have been watching a lot of sketch comedy lately, and I really think it could happen.
    So, what do you say?
  • ianian mills

    Mar 12 2009 2:40 AM

    Thanks man! Finally, I don't have to listen to my nagging conscience any longer!
  • crystal

    Feb 20 2009 6:54 PM

    JOHN FREEKIN HELLAR!!!!!!! OMG!!!! how u doin cutie? haven't talked to u in forever and a half... still yo-yoin it up?
  • Karla

    Feb 3 2009 2:02 AM

    I'm not ashamed! It may be the worst picture of me EVER, but I was having fun, and that is the important part! That picture makes me laugh every time I see it.
    The reactions my friends are making, seals the greatness, don't you agree?!
  • StephanieStephanie Bruno

    Feb 2 2009 10:44 AM

    This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app.
    To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.


    -------------------------------------------
    Hey Johnny P.
    , I am sending you a Long Island Iced Tea.



    Send me a drink back!

  • BrianBrian Landgraff

    Jan 29 2009 5:35 PM




    When I get upset or angry, I just put on my boots wit da furr and gt low low low low.


    Happy Chinese New Year.


    ~b
  • Karla

    Jan 27 2009 1:33 PM

    Who you planning on murdering?
  • Freckles

    Jan 25 2009 1:00 AM

    This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! app.
    To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.


    -------------------------------------------
    Hey Johnny P.
    , I just bought you as my PET!
    Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


    You are mine!

  • Karla

    Jan 21 2009 5:36 AM

    You are referring to our former President right?
  • Augustina

    Jan 11 2009 2:24 AM

    you missed fun times boss! When are we going to hang out