Get off the Internet!
Get off the Internet! ...I'll meet you in the streets.

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Manchester
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General .. Games, comics, illustration, tv, films, your basic geek pursuits.
Music Rocket from the Crypt, At the Drive in, Black Heart Procession, David Bowie, Hot Snakes, The Clash, Eels, Bjork, The Slits, The Dresden Dolls, Orbital, Melt-Banana, The Sultans, Dan Sartain, The Starvations, Fortune's Flesh, The Pixies, Drive Like Jehu, Eels, Goldfrapp, The Knife, Le Tigre, Iggy Pop, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Electric Eel Shock, plus more.
Movies Battle Royale, Trainspotting, Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead, Carnival of Souls, Kontrol, Session 9, Fight Club, The Wicker Man, Shaun of the Dead, The Life of Brian, The Life Aquatic, Happiness, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Secretary, Shaolin Soccer, Tideland, the work of David Lynch, Michelle Gondry and the Cohen Brothers.
Television Twin Peaks, Carnivale, Buffy (especially the early days, before it went a bit shit), Brasseye, Spaced, Lost, Heroes, Peep Show.
Books Catch 22, Good Omens, 1984, The Discworld series (well the first twenty or so anyway it's been a while since I read them)
HeroesJohn Reis, Dave Gibbons, Dale Cooper, The Dude, Lord Summerisle, Mr. Furious, David Firth, Bill Hicks, David Bowie, Chris Morris.
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Navan
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Dream-Weaver

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   Get off the Internet!'s Blurbs
About me:
Jont is a thermos flask full of burning emotion. Care to unscrew his lid and take a sip?

Jont is not a man, Jont is two children stacked one on top of the other hidden under a long overcoat attempting to buy alcohol.

He is also an artist, his work is exhibited here.
Available for commissions by the way, contacting me through this profile is as good a way as any.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anybody. If you're a stranger and you want to be my friend, please make an effort to talk to me after you add me. No messing about like.



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Dowe

Dowe



Mar 17 2009 3:39 AM

I see your background, jontymcface. And I see scary pope souls. And uhh...yes, if God exists, and Satan is his counter, then the pope definitely roots for the dark lord. I mean, look at his face. Its all evil 'n stuff.

Will I ever see you again? I'm flashing back to a camp grounds right now.
GASHcollective

GASHcollective



Feb 8 2009 6:52 PM


SUNDAY MARCH 1 - 2009 - Jilly's Rockworld

Book the monday off, and buy some decent earplugs... This is gonna be HEAVY!

- Four Massive Freeparty Soundsytems, One massive legal venue -

Details and Lineup here: www. GASHcollective. com/sketch

Spread the word.


See you there,
Martin x // GASH


JES ANARCHI (twitter.com/jesanarchi)

JES ANARCHI (twitter.com/jesanarchi)



Jan 24 2009 5:04 PM

kisses <3
The Bottomfeeders

The Bottomfeeders



Dec 7 2008 6:23 PM

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Ladyfest Manchester 2008

Ladyfest Manchester 2008



Oct 31 2008 6:52 AM

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The NZA

Nicholas Custer



Oct 6 2008 4:26 AM

oh, jonticus.
id kill a thousand DA8's to have you back 'round Hondo's, sir.
yojimbo!

yojimbo!



Sep 4 2008 6:43 AM

alrite man, how u doing?

Ladyfest Manchester 2008

Ladyfest Manchester 2008



Jul 19 2008 12:02 AM

Ill ease from New York coming to a garden party near you!
poppy

poppy



Jul 17 2008 11:18 PM

I feel 'will' and 'well' were overused somewhat in that last doodah..
poppy

poppy



Jul 17 2008 11:18 PM

well..I was aware of the other food, just would have felt bad about eating it..
Should have done a you though^^
I think it was Toms'

I'm just grand :D
YES! And I got another almost instantly [well after hounding them]
It's @ Unicorn grocery and is right near my house
well 10 minutes walk haha
Will still be late every day..

Pop
x
Stacey

Stacey



Jun 24 2008 5:02 PM

Yo! You unloaded from the down? I worked so hard made myself ill!! (Well that plus Fandango binging at Naughty Panda on Friday:) Much better today tho, i can walk again, woop! Lost my phone coming back from Download too, total bummer but i shud get a new one today.. i'll send ya the number soon or pos turn up at the flat on wed.. i lost everyones numbers but hope hang out n have fun soon!!
Smiles xx CosmicKitten xx
The Bottomfeeders

The Bottomfeeders



Jun 2 2008 6:58 PM

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Were on at 8.30 come with this treasure map and get in for a fiver!
otherwise its 7 quid through ticketline. com

Dress as a pirate and get your free whiskey plus other competitions on the night!

See you Friday hopefully
Kat

Kat



May 26 2008 2:32 PM

hey :)

Ive just had a listen.. they sound really good. Id say yes right away but the 8th is my friends birthday so it depends on what hes doing. Other than that though id say count me in for going :)

Man, its been time since ive seen you. We should get that sorted. I spoke to Rob the other day.. do you see much of him? I said il come out for his birthday at the beginning of june so if your about that would be cool.

Oh and park season... count me in ;)

x
GASHcollective

GASHcollective



May 22 2008 1:31 AM





Your invited! To get your invites, visit THIS blog.

If you need a ride, Coach tickets are on sale from Monday! Secure your seat quick!
Visit www. GASHcollective. com/GASHfest for all the info.

Any questions, drop us a line.


GASH x


The Bottomfeeders

The Bottomfeeders



May 19 2008 9:37 PM

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Come and dance along to us at Eurocultured New Wakefield St This Sun 25th May @ 3pm.
Itll be a HOOT!
jan

jan



May 12 2008 4:09 PM

just thought i'd say hi, how are things in the life of jont???
poppy

poppy



May 11 2008 9:53 PM

There I go again..haahha

I got this last night when I was exceedingly wankered..
& even then it was too late..
but If you have more I should be the first one you call!
ahhahaha

Great hairy descriptions though
How was it??

xPoppyx
yojimbo!

yojimbo!



Apr 16 2008 12:29 PM

yea? sounds alrite! not much, had a few gigs and that, bit of palava at work..:(
Rachael Land

Rachael Land



Apr 9 2008 8:18 PM

HEY STRANGER! LISTEN TO MY MUSIC! haha. And uh, yeah. That's about it.
What have you been up to?
yojimbo!

yojimbo!



Apr 3 2008 1:03 PM

ooh yes, trade your monkey's in now! haha..how u been?
GASHcollective

GASHcollective



Mar 7 2008 10:51 PM



Hey Hey!
We're throwing a MASSIVE 3 room allnight soundclash mega party on SATURDAY MARCH 29,
The line up is incredible, And we wanna see you and your crew there!

GET YOUR INVITES QUICK! Check out the website for all the info you need...



www. GASHcollective. com/march29

woo! :D

The Bottomfeeders

The Bottomfeeders



Feb 22 2008 4:09 PM

Bish Bash Bosh!
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3 Squids with this flyer.
See you Tues?
Jeni

Jeni Mchugh



Feb 16 2008 10:30 AM

I was out last night, tis all very blurry out again tonight if your around x
D

D



Feb 15 2008 5:39 PM

Sounds good, I'll see what I can do!
(yer own...personal...) G-Sus

(yer own...personal...) G-Sus



Feb 14 2008 12:26 PM

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