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Jøñåthän Páçé
Stand-Up
Jøñåthän Páçé I’m gonna hafta shorten the breakdown there.

Male
101 years old
LazyTown
United States



Last Login: 12/18/2009
Mood: lazy Mood Image
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   Jøñåthän Páçé's Comedian Bio
Bio
InfluencesThat guy from that show that does that thing. Gets me every time.

    Jøñåthän Páçé's Interests
GeneralStandUp Comedy. Free Software (Linux, OpenBSD, GNU, GPL and Open Source stuff). Breaking computer stuff... trying to make it work again... failing. Telling people I've just met that my boat exploded, despite the fact that I do not now have, nor will I ever have had, a boat. Future perfect tense. Linguistics and Non-IndoEuropean Languages.
MusicJethro Tull, Liz Phair, Faith No More and Mr. Bungle, Beatallica, Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys, Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, Kelly Willis, Bruce Robison, Guy Forsythe, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, Warren Zevon, Talking Heads, and God's Favorite Band: The Asylum Street Spankers.
MoviesAnything by the Coens (esp. Miller's Crossing and Lebowski). Hal Hartley. Kicking and Screaming (the '95 Noah-Baumbach-penned Chris Eigeman/Josh Hamilton vehicle, not the '05 Will Ferrell soccer movie). Whit Stillman and David Mamet, so I guess I'm big on the interesting dialogue more so than interesting things happening. I really appreciate the film Dellamorte Dellamore for its thought provoking artistic musings on the true nature of life and love; plus it's got zombies.
TelevisionMust... watch... every... John Stossel special
BooksHmm, most of my reading is O'Reilly books (as in "oreilly.com" tech books, not "Bill O'Reilly"), but i also like Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's and Dirk Gently books, Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell, Born Standing Up by Steve Martin, Rickles Book by Don Rickels (natch)
HeroesHoagies, Subs, Grinders
Groups: Austin ComediansRiver Center Comedy ClubComedians of MySpace

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     Jøñåthän Páçé's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Austin, TX
Body type:6' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Betel nut beauty

   Jøñåthän Páçé's Schools
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin,Texas
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Clubs: Was gonna join the SeaOrg, but didn't have tens of thousands of dollars or a fanatical devotion to the ramblings of L. Ron Hubbard.
 

1993 to 1997


   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 1 2009 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - MishMash local showcase with Matt Bearden Austin TX
Dec 2 2009 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Hosting with Matt Bearden and Shannon Paul Austin TX
Dec 3 2009 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Hosting with Matt Bearden and Shannon Paul Austin TX
Dec 4 2009 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Hosting with Matt Bearden and Shannon Paul Austin TX
Dec 4 2009 10:30P
Cap City Comedy Club - Hosting with Matt Bearden and Shannon Paul Austin TX
Dec 5 2009 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Hosting with Matt Bearden and Shannon Paul Austin TX
Dec 5 2009 10:30P
Cap City Comedy Club - Hosting with Matt Bearden and Shannon Paul Austin TX
Jan 22 2010 9:30P
Headlining the Velveeta Room Austin TX
Jan 23 2010 9:30P
Headlining the Velveeta Room Austin TX
Feb 17 2010 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Feature act with Chad Daniels Austin TX
Feb 18 2010 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Feature act with Chad Daniels Austin TX
Feb 19 2010 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Feature act with Chad Daniels Austin TX
Feb 19 2010 10:30P
Cap City Comedy Club - Feature act with Chad Daniels Austin TX
Feb 20 2010 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club - Feature act with Chad Daniels Austin TX
Feb 20 2010 10:30P
Cap City Comedy Club - Feature act with Chad Daniels Austin TX

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   Jøñåthän Páçé's Blurbs
About me:
I have excellent depth perception, but poor night vision.

Click below to see me tell jokes.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, George, or Ringo. Also: cads, rapscallions, and ne'er-do-wells.
Alive: Howard Stern, David Letterman, Steve Martin, Waldorf, Statler
Dead: Bill Hicks, John Wilkes Booth, Andy Kaufman

   Jøñåthän Páçé's Friend Space (Top 4)
Jøñåthän Páçé has 235 friends.
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Jøñåthän Páçé's Friends Comments
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ducky

Enid Coleslaw



Jun 13 2009 5:12 AM

hewwo bootiful
Jake Flores

Jake Flores



May 21 2009 12:16 AM

i just went to jack in the box and ordered a penultimate cheeseburger
ducky

Enid Coleslaw



May 20 2009 12:22 PM

look at my feet, they're dirty
♥ !Elote! ♥

Monic Segovia



May 17 2009 3:26 AM

hey homer:)
how did it go at austin?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



May 9 2009 8:27 AM

How was the show?
Well its l-a-t-e and I have to spend all day holding certain ppls balls so they dont fall out of their fucking pants (NOT my bros btw) so I better get some sleep so I can grow my little ivisible glove shields to protect myself from swine ball flu or whatever germs may be lurking in the netherregions I will be skulking through tommorow
♥ !Elote! ♥

Monic Segovia



May 7 2009 12:39 PM

lol i missed you as soon as you turned away haha
ducky

Enid Coleslaw



May 6 2009 4:45 AM

who doesn't like the comic strip "peanuts?" by charles schulz. fascist.
Laura F. Cole

Laura F. Cole



Apr 14 2009 4:12 AM

I just got to Alaska and it is awesome! So beautiful...miss you guys...
Melissa

Melissa



Apr 14 2009 4:12 AM

I WILL be "Mrs. Anthony Bourdain"...someday
ducky

Enid Coleslaw



Mar 31 2009 7:22 PM

i'm paraphrasing myself but if plato is like a fine red wine, then aristotle is a dry martini.

get out. get out. go.
eva.

eva.



Mar 31 2009 5:26 PM

thank you all mighty protector pace

my hero
Jake Flores

Jake Flores



Mar 30 2009 6:31 AM

going to LA june 18th and coming back july 2nd. then i'm at the velv july 3rd and 4th.
scrabble!
Jake Flores

Jake Flores



Mar 30 2009 12:34 AM

come and take it
Doug Mellard

Doug Mellard



Mar 9 2009 8:12 PM

12!
clarissa

CLARISSA Herrera



Mar 9 2009 5:14 AM

Oh don't test me...no no no..I'll do more then explain...I'll ELABORATE!! and what? :0
ducky

Enid Coleslaw



Mar 9 2009 3:15 AM

now i can never run for congress
eva.

eva.



Mar 9 2009 12:24 AM

and mr. pace sir this is what port wine does in photograph form -

eva.

eva.



Mar 9 2009 12:09 AM

thank you good sir.

i would like it all.


I'M EVA MOTHER FUCKER, I DRINK TIL I'M SICK!
eva.

eva.



Mar 8 2009 11:58 PM

can you repeat that again plz?
eva.

eva.



Mar 8 2009 11:00 PM

well i'll agree to a reunion tour...only if port wine is involved...
eva.

eva.



Feb 26 2009 11:26 PM

i'm so going to austin wed.
mex martinis...or whiskey on a corner. i'm not picky.
Cap'n Hook

Cap'n Hook



Feb 22 2009 1:44 AM

up for a game of squat tag in the asparagus patch?

...I didn't know they grew like that
Chuck Watkins

Chuck Watkins



Feb 16 2009 1:53 AM

hate to break it to you, but i think you've got some toilet paper on your shoes
Laura F. Cole

Laura F. Cole



Feb 8 2009 1:37 AM

had a blast last night. Thanx again for the guest spot.
You were awesome:)
eva.

eva.



Jan 25 2009 11:53 PM

why do you do these things to me? why, you know i'm busy and you know i can't just change my schedule like this?

bastard.

p.s. i'll most likely be there.
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