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Jordan

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She makes you look like a can of dog food by comparison.Mood: cynical cynicalPosted at 10:25 PM Aug 20 from Mobile view more

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  • Jordan

  • 28 / Male
  • Lancaster, Pennsylvania, US
  • Last Login: 12/2/2009

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Interests

  • General

    drums. vitamin water. horror (the emotion, not the movies). hugs.

  • Music

    deicide. just deicide. ...and cannibal corpse

  • Movies

    grindhouse. just grindhouse. ...maybe shaun of the dead. ...MAYBE

  • Television

    spaced. just spaced.

  • Books

    anything touched by warren ellis. and any other obscure tomes that will make me seem deep to shitty people.

  • Heroes

    trey parker, rickey gervais, matt groening, peter jackson, david cross, mike judge, judd apatow, charlie kaufman.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: New Freedom, PA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: existing
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

Companies

  • Flancrest Enterprises

    • US

  • Borders

    • Lancaster, PA US
    • Book Hooker
    things!

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About me:

i'm a less endearing john cusak. i get much, much less desperate, 30-something tail than he does. I define "means well."

Who I'd like to meet:

a mid-level manager who has aspirations of greater things yet only realizes the grand tragedy of not following through with those dreams later, in their autumn years.

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Comments

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  • Adam Taylor (on itunes)

    Aug 13 2009 5:06 PM

    meeeeeeeep
  • PrincessSascha Twenty-Nine teeth

    Jun 4 2009 3:47 AM

    ROLLINS! 


  • Stevie

    Mar 4 2009 1:44 AM

    Basically it just meant that we're going to kill a whole bunch of dragons...

    While rap dancin'.
  • Stevie

    Mar 3 2009 9:37 PM

    Hm... Did I get pulled back into WoW by the release of WoTLK?

    Yes. Yes I did. So that takes up some of my time. You know... raiding, scooping epic l00tz, e-hangin' with the guildies. It's fun, even if it is highly addictive and incredibly nerdy.

    Besides that I really just read a lot and hang out with some friends. I'd spend the time to make this comment crazy long like the one you left me, but I have to meet some friends for dinner and hopefully get home in time for a 25 man Malygos/2 drake Sarth run.
  • Stevie

    Mar 3 2009 2:45 AM

    Yeah, I'm am sorry about that. I didn't realize it was your band while I was there. I'm glad that I inspired you to record a whole EP though. I'm sure you'll sell a ton of copies.
    So what do you do for fun these days?
  • Stevie

    Mar 3 2009 12:45 AM

    Hey! Things are pretty good. Can't really complain.
    How are you?
  • Blake's Mommy

    Jan 17 2009 1:06 AM

    Congratulations!!
  • Chad See Christ

    Jan 13 2009 5:38 AM

    Spent? either you touch yerself too much or you got tuckered from running away from zack doing his mugger dance. I go with both scenarios simultaneously happening.
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Dec 2 2008 7:43 PM

    I'm fantastic. Taylor has her moments of crankiness still, but they are getting better. My VW died.. :( That was a sad time.
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Dec 2 2008 5:08 PM

    How are things?
  • LacyLacy Mackley

    Nov 5 2008 5:25 PM

    Ha! Your at Flancrest and I'm at the Leftorium.
    I <3 THE SIMPSONS!
  • Blake's Mommy

    Nov 4 2008 2:28 PM

    I'm doing well.
    Life is pretty good right now! :)
  • Blake's Mommy

    Nov 4 2008 3:30 AM

    How's life?
  • Wes

    Oct 31 2008 10:17 PM

    Hehehe... that's not so bad though.. (unless you don't have data backed up, of course) harddrives are /fail all the time reguardless of platform ;)
  • Wes

    Oct 31 2008 8:54 PM

    Sayyy what??? You must be mistaken... cause Mac's don't break... or crash... or get viruses :P
  • karen hotel foxtrot

    Oct 29 2008 6:53 PM

    Your status reminds me of robot chorus. Cheer up, Jorbams.
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Oct 28 2008 7:48 PM

    I'm hanging in there. Things have been hectic. My car is almost dead.
    :(
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Oct 28 2008 3:29 AM

    Hey nerd! How are you doing??
  • Pabst Blue RobotM D

    Oct 14 2008 2:46 PM

    shit.

    how much do you charge for hilarious comparisons?
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Oct 14 2008 4:27 PM

    Jordan!! Hate is such a strong word!!
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Oct 10 2008 8:48 PM

    Hey nerd bucket. Way to text me back. I think you ruined my day.
    :(
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Oct 6 2008 1:41 AM

    I left my earrings at your house.
    :(
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Sep 30 2008 5:30 PM

    Thank goodness! I don't know what took you sooo long!?! Did you make a 'special' fort for my black weiner??
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Sep 24 2008 1:51 AM

    Lies.

    I will not watch movies with you ever again.

    Liar.
  • RachelRachel Eckard

    Sep 22 2008 5:53 PM

    Your show comes on tonight. I bet you are way excited.

    Oh and why didn't you tell me I can't spell 'child'. You're lame.