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jordaan mason and the horse museum
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Toronto, Ontario
Canada

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   jordaan mason and the horse museum: General Info
Member Since12/5/2004
Band Websitehttp://www.ohmaprecords.com
Band Membershorse museum members past/present/future&forever (singing through teeth & breaking living room floors):

dee addario (banjo, vox)
jason aviss (trombone, french horn)
sarah ayton (piano, accordion, organ, vox)
jason mccrimmon (drums / percussion, dulcimer, vox)
jordaan mason (guitar, singing saw, accordion, glock, banjo, noise / tapes, autoharp, percussion, vox / illiteracy)
bryar gray (electric bass)
cheryl ernst (alto and bass clarinets, vox)
kate larson (organ, clarinet, glock, singing saw, vox)
matt gordon (percussion, piano, accordion, glock, vox)
simon thrasher (guitar, percussion, vox)
jordan o'jordan smith (singing saw, autoharp, banjo, vox)
richard laviolette (drums, vox)
chris yang (upright bass)
cory laktovich (cello)
shaun brodie (trumpet)
eric padget (trumpet)
keith hamilton (singing saw)
lowell sostomi (banjo, harmonica, percussion, vox)
Influencesdictionaries and books full of words, henry darger, leonard cohen, jean genet, david lynch, unmade beds, magic sounds from the hudson galaxy region past present & future (holy haunted head / guardian owl / klessa / l'hiver / red sled choir), sparkwood & 21 / the death of laura palmer, michael nyman, jackson mac low, housework, strangers, biology textbooks, whatever jailer, tom waits, living rooms, diane cluck, long greyhound bus rides, power outs, jeff mangum, bill callahan, the plague mass, gregg araki, bob flanagan / supermasochist, art terrorists everywhere, jeff burton, family portraits and old photo albums, idatel (r.i.p.), horses, jeunet & caro, brandon freels, wedding ceremonies, confusion is sex/kill yr idols, home-made museums, haircuts, nineties alternative fm radio stations, shirley collins, the films of andy warhol, friction, small towns near lakes, the moz, bruce labruce, queer theory, mental & physical illnesses, 1990, and 2012.
Sounds Likethere are some things scattered on the internet, including:
cllct.com
archive.org
youtube
phoning it in

here's a video of us at the boat in toronto playing a song by the band klessa (featuring cheryl and kate from klessa, on clarinet and organ respectively, and keith hamilton from hamilton trading co. on saw):
Record Labeloh! map records
Type of LabelIndie


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Jul 14 2009 8:00P
the kitschen w/ pineapple explode, spirit and dust guelph, Ontario
Aug 20 2009 8:00P
73 st paul st catherines, Ontario

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   About jordaan mason and the horse museum
semi-illiterate songs about sex and sickness and the decline of (stupid fucking) western civilization. these are sometimes sung entirely alone with only a guitar, but mostly these days they are accompanied by varying groups of instruments and singers known as the horse museum.



our album divorce lawyers i shaved my head is now available! three years in the making, the album is an epic full band recording of 14 songs that tell the story of a failed marriage between two people of confused identities and genders, complete with suicidal horses, shotguns, carnival horns, a henry darger-inspired glandolinian war, unexpected male birth, semen, haircuts, sickness, and the end of the world in 1990.

here's some stuff people have been saying:

"probably the most authentic music i've heard in ages, nasal jeff magnum-esk howlings, dizzying lyrics, the horns of jericho, a wonderful album...my ears have been pollinated this summer..."
- nocturnal weeks

"the fevered energy of the iconoclastic horse museum made me feel like i was at a group séance for the dead."
- eye weekly

"in my philistine knowledge of music, i would say that the band sounded like a cross between the epic melting pot of the arcade fire, mixed with the ambitious conceptualness of the who’s tommy, and the personal exorcism and sexual obsession of nan goldin’s photography."
- steven goetz, photographer

"that album is mind-blowing, it's absolutely brilliant... for me that is a perfect example of the sort of music i love. that just sounded live."
- the waiting room


myspace seems to be acting up, and it's not allowing us to put up paypal button links to buy it. so here are some temporary alternatives:

- send 10 + 2 shipping for canada/united states or 5 shipping for europe / elsewhere to oh_map@hotmail.com if you have paypal;
- it is available on the digital itunes store;
- order it from our distributor at this web address: http://indiepool.com/estorelayout1.asp?n=56428;
- message us and we'll figure it out?

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chief thundercloud





Jul 18 2009 7:24 AM

hey jordaan how are things/?
Kim Adds-Unitedadds Band Promotion





Jul 17 2009 10:26 PM




Thanks for the add hey guys,,,currently in top 15 n just shot my mtv music video for Dark Angel.. help me spread this widget out and add it to your profile so i can win a record deal with myspace music.. a new music flavor,,check it out..club/rock :) D'anthony Music&Love


Spirit and Dust





Jul 17 2009 2:52 AM

thank you jordaan!!!
Oh Foot





Jul 13 2009 10:40 PM

i want to seeee you

and hear your cd
nom_de_plume





Jul 12 2009 1:08 AM

thank you.. xX
salad





Jul 11 2009 12:37 PM

oh lordy, of course i would be able to help you out!! just let me know when and i will start putting things together! :D
Spirit and Dust





Jul 11 2009 1:29 AM

!!!!
A Wonderful





Jul 10 2009 12:17 AM

I just listened to avalanches. I miss you jordaan and I love you.
salad





Jul 7 2009 7:30 PM

when oh when are you coming back down south? winston and i miss you terribly!
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Jul 5 2009 11:07 PM

Got the CD today and it's really really great!
The Waiting Room





Jul 3 2009 8:31 PM

jordaan mason and the horse museum open this week's show

Gurt Wayne Stump





Jun 30 2009 6:54 AM

How are you jordaan? I havent heard from you in like a year almost. Seriously a year on jul 3rd
maddie mischief





Jun 24 2009 9:31 PM

i figured out a fantastic as-of-now undiscovered word for secret knucks. be prepared that when the day comes, your knuckles with be blown right off of your hand with its magnitude.
Me&Gio





Jun 23 2009 9:41 AM

http://wondermilkygirl.deviantart.com/
fyrepyle





Jun 17 2009 7:49 PM

very cool sound...cheers for adding
Me&Gio





Jun 8 2009 6:03 AM

your vocal wakes me up and shakes me up.. can't stop playing your tracks ^^ and thx for add
Oh Foot





Jun 8 2009 3:53 AM

oh my goodness i'd forgotten all about kensington market! i didn't even get to hang out in toronto last time i was up there. SO YES! please!
sharon





Jun 5 2009 6:43 AM

who were the dudes who set up your show in long beach?
Oh Foot





Jun 4 2009 6:51 AM

we leave june 13. save one for us! i can't can't can't wait. seriously. 
Jen





Jun 4 2009 12:52 AM

Hey Jordaan et al.,
Got you on the podcast this week. All the details here: http://historyjen.blogspot.com/2009/06/podcast-42-4-10-june-2009.html.
Thanks, and see you on Saturday!
Jen

P.S. Still time for you MySpace lurkers to enter the contest to win a copy of your new album: http://historyjen.blogspot.com/2009/05/cd-giveaway-review-jordaan-mason-horse.html
Oh Foot





Jun 2 2009 8:27 PM

we're excited to see you too!
we preordered one of your cds...have they come out yet? will we get it in time to hit the road?
Strategic Sundress





May 28 2009 2:37 AM

hey thanks for the add.

tell us when your in town.

hope all is well.

Katie Caron





May 20 2009 3:56 AM

Did you get your album back yet?
The B.W.B.S.





May 19 2009 3:59 AM


GOOD STUFF~CHEERS
mimimosa!





May 6 2009 5:09 AM

so good.
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