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jordaan mason and the horse museum
Folk / Other / A'cappella

"divorce lawyers i shaved my head"

Toronto, Ontario
Canada

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Member Since12/5/2004
Band Websiteohmaprecords.com
Band Membersfriends & ghosts.

the horses:
(past, present, future, forever)
dee addario (banjo & vox), jason aviss (trombone, trumpet), sarah ayton (piano, accordion, glockenspiel & vox), jason mccrimmon (drums), kristina born (flute & vox), richard laviolette (drums & vox), jordan smith (autoharp, banjo, saw & vox), eric padget (trumpet), lowell sostomi (banjo, drums, harmonica).
Influencesdictionaries and books full of words, leonard cohen, unmade beds, holy haunted head / guardian owl, sparkwood and 21 and the death of laura palmer, jackson mac low, things made of wood, housework, strangers, henry darger, the biology of the human body, whatever jailer, living rooms and spending time in other people's houses, jean genet, long greyhound bus rides, diane cluck, power outs, jeff mangum, dentists, bill callahan / smog, lawyers, confessionals, bob flanagan / supermasochist / fuck sonnets, jeff burton's other world, art terrorists, gregg araki, family portraits and old photo albums, horses, jeunet & caro, wedding ceremonies, "confusion is sex / kill yr. idols," home-made museums, scout niblett, maps of the world, "sweet england" by shirley collins, haircuts, documentation, friction, small towns near lakes, mental & physical illnesses, 1990, and 2012.
Record Labeloh! map records
Type of LabelIndie





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 2 2008 7:00P
the green house pdx portland, Oregon
Jul 3 2008 8:00P
the green house arcata arcata, California
Jul 4 2008 12:00A
fort gallery oakland, California
Jul 5 2008 8:00P
chateau du chanson sacramento, California
Jul 6 2008 12:00P
summer vacation house long beach, California
Jul 7 2008 8:00P
the trunk space phoenix, Arizona
Jul 9 2008 8:00P
winning coffee co. albuquerque, New Mexico
Jul 10 2008 8:00P
cole’s house santa fe, New Mexico
Jul 11 2008 8:00P
nick’s house mckinney, Texas
Jul 12 2008 8:00P
clementine coffee bar austin, Texas
Jul 13 2008 8:00P
the alamo underground new orleans, Louisiana
Jul 14 2008 8:00P
121 millsaps ave jackson, Mississippi
Jul 15 2008 8:00P
wayward council gainesville, Florida
Jul 16 2008 8:00P
sallie’s house charleston, South Carolina
Jul 17 2008 8:00P
flicker theater and bar athens, Georgia
Jul 18 2008 8:00P
the cathode ray mission bloomington, Indiana
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
tba - info coming urbana, Indiana
Jul 20 2008 8:00P
the last resort merrill, Michigan
Jul 21 2008 8:00P
the daac grand rapids, Michigan
Jul 22 2008 8:00P
j+j+j’s house schiller park, Illinois
Jul 23 2008 8:00P
tba - info coming chicago, Illinois
Jul 24 2008 8:00P
the project lodge madison, Wisconsin
Sep 12 2008 8:00P
goodbye blue monday brooklyn, New York

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   About jordaan mason and the horse museum
the short story:

i write and sing slightly illiterate songs very loudly and very quietly in rooms. sometimes other people help me do this, and sometimes i do it alone.

the long story:

between 2002-2004 i played accordion and saw and sang in a few bands in the niagara region where i grew up and one band with a friend from california that only played one show. in 2004, my friend chris, who i was in a band with for a summer, convinced me to learn how to play the guitar because it travels better than a piano and i had lent my accordion to a friend for a while. i recorded a bunch of songs in my bedroom at my parent's house whenever i couldn't sleep. my family sang on one song, my friend dustin did some slide guitar parts, shelby sang, jessica sang, meghan sang, and mat sang. i put some of them together and released an album called "one day the horses will have their revenge" which is something my brother said once while we were watching the olympics. the songs were mostly about my hometown, feeling restless and being unable to sleep, coney island daydreams, and my friends. i didn't play a lot of shows during this time, mostly because i didn't really know how to, but somehow i managed to play a high school auditorium, a porch, someone's backyard around a campfire, a pizza joint in portland, a movie theatre in nevada city california, and a queer festival at sarah lawrence college. in 2005, i released an ep of five pop songs about lakes, boys, bad dreams and the revolution of the horses called "sleeping on lake erie." i only made 30 copies and each one had a different cover and was completely hand-made (my hands got very sore from writing the liner notes over & over) and they had random things from my bedroom floor thrown inside. my friend matt helped me paint the covers. all of the songs were just me alone, except for the last song which was 8 people crammed into my bedroom singing & dancing. my friend lowell and i also made a record together but in different rooms under the name children eating birds and released it almost simultaneously with the ep. he made all of the music and i sang a bit and opened and closed drawers very quickly. vinnie de la paz drew pictures of weird kids trying to eat birds which we xeroxed onto card stock for the covers. i spent the last six months of 2005 making another album called "make blankets your yard" in my bedroom and then in a dorm room that i lived in at york university in toronto. the album was about processing major change and being in between things (mostly trying to convince myself to grow up but i had pretty bad peter pan syndrome and still do). the songs were somewhat unintelligable for the most part, i think, looking back on it. i tried my best to make it a more "produced" sounding record but i had very bad equipment. shelby and mat both sang again, dustin, tony, matt, and jana all sang, too. i hand-painted on folded and glued card stock again for the covers but had the same typewriter liner notes inside. generally i painted and folded them as i traveled. in 2006, i started touring a lot with friends (tony, dustin, thomas, and mat), playing shows anywhere i could: attics, clothing stores, living rooms, coffee houses, basements, forests, puppet theatres, art galleries, dorm rooms, bars. a lot of the traveling was done by greyhound bus. while i was on the road i wrote a collection of songs that were very straight-forward (which was a bit new for me) and repetitive, mostly addressing my feelings at the time about being queer and my relationship with my family. lowell and mat helped me over the next year to record them. lowell added some banjo and harmonica, shelby and mat sang again, and my friend eric played trumpet. these recordings were released in 2007 as "mantra songs" even though i never felt like the album was really "done." all of the copies of this cd have been made out of different things. originally, they were in fabric cases that my friend laura made for me, but i ran out of them pretty fast and have since been making the covers out of old books that i find or that people give me. simultaneously, i spent a lot of 2006-2007 working on two other projects: a second children eating birds cd (mostly songs about medication, cannibalism, rivers, and language) and an album called "divorce lawyers i shaved my head" which is about sexual relationships and illness (in various forms). in 2007 i played as many shows as i could, mostly on tours with my friends tim, kristina, chris, and richard, but also a one month tour alone on a bus (worst decision i've ever made, maybe). richard started playing drums sometimes and a plant magician/musician named jordan started playing the saw, autoharp, and banjo at a few shows, too (in upstate new york he joined me for a weekend). by the end of the year, there was a pretty solid group of us making music together (that being sarah & dee, jason a., and jason m.). in december, we were snowed into my house and my friend bryar helped us record "divorce lawyers i shaved my head." the entire upstairs of my house became a recording studio and everyone was pressing buttons and moving microphones around. we convinced kristina to add flutes to a song, too. 2008 will see more touring (mostly with a band, although some without) and the release of both "divorce lawyers i shaved my head" and the second children eating birds record, "of hospitals."

also, you can listen to a performance i did live on phoning it in. i sang through a telephone for a radio program and the telephone made it sound like there is a group of people singing with me.

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Jul 6 2008 12:28 AM

Great show earlier. I hope that some day I can hear you play some of your originals. Hopefully sometime before you're too famous, and your unamplified music becomes inaudible amidst thousands of your screaming fans.
sharon





Jul 6 2008 12:00 AM

i work until 4pm but i will get there as early as possible...way stoked.
Dead Rambler





Jul 5 2008 6:30 PM

good luck with your touring. stay cool. come back to ma when you can.

-avery
Carnita





Jul 5 2008 10:36 AM

Thanks for inviting me to your show. It was amazing! Next time i'll be less shy and say hi.
the green house





Jul 4 2008 10:42 PM

thanx jordaan!
safe travels!!
xoxo tgh
sharon





Jul 3 2008 10:54 PM

what time is the long beach show? and do one of you chiquitos have a cell phone these days?
The Fingerless Hoodlum





Jul 2 2008 2:42 AM

AAaarrgghhh that's very annoying, I just read your bulletin and want to come tour with you but I live in the uk so I don't think it's likely! Sure you won't have much trouble finding someone though, your music's great!
Sean Hood & The Great Outdoors





Jul 1 2008 9:46 PM

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You, me, and Marley.

I'm sorry I was belligerent that night, well over a year ago.
Outsider Folk





Jul 1 2008 9:46 AM

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allie t music





Jun 30 2008 8:23 PM

birds nest is the best song ever written.
just sayin'
A Drum and an Open Window





Jun 29 2008 8:02 PM

jordaan! so excited to spend the 4th with yewwww

<3<3<3
hello shark





Jun 28 2008 11:04 AM

i miss you
Matt Sajn





Jun 27 2008 6:03 PM

have fun down south! i'd say leave'm breathless, but i know you've got that on lock already.
be safe!
Fort





Jun 27 2008 11:53 AM

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The Air Behind Birds





Jun 25 2008 11:20 AM

PORTLAND! :] oh i will be so disappointed if i dont show. happy summer.
christina





Jun 24 2008 12:03 PM

hey popsicle eyes. awesome songs.
head east before the land sharks come!
James Eric





Jun 21 2008 7:11 AM

dont be shocked if i cry tears of joy when you and shelby play songs in the same room on the same night. cant wait.
see u soon :)
Fizzle Promotions





Jun 20 2008 3:24 PM

love!
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Giant Hand





Jun 20 2008 8:54 AM