Stephen Jordan

Dirty Sanchez Etc. 1.The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez. 2.Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. 3.The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead. 4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. 5.Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. 6.Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well. 7. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. 8.The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.