First there was nothing and the reviews of it were expectedly poor. Then there was Jose Fritz and the reviews were still poor but at least they were well-written.
I have written for many mags, large ones, small ones and online ones and even a few imaginary ones. I've been in radio, big small and imaginary. Been in touring bands, studio bands, and a strangely high number of imaginary bands. The trend followed me at record labels but really most record labels are imaginary even when you're getting paid.
So now I write.
I'd like to know exactly what about that picture makes everyone think I'm having a hard time quitting smoking. Do I look that worn out? Man, I'm getting old!
