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Comedian Joe Dixon
Comedian Joe Dixon STILL AMERICA'S ONLY AFRICAN AMERICAN ATHEIST!!!! All Other Atheism bows before me!

Male
42 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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Bio
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
65%
Green Lantern
60%
Hulk
55%
Superman
50%
Iron Man
40%
Batman
40%
The Flash
40%
Supergirl
35%
Catwoman
35%
Robin
25%
Wonder Woman
15%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
AlbumsHere's a song I like

    Comedian Joe Dixon's Interests
GeneralI wonder why so many people believe in nonsense and yet I care about mainstream politics knowing full well it'll let me down every time. So I guess I believe in nonsense too.
I enjoy life from the left of center.
Bookstores make me feel safe.
Guns freak me out. Not because of what others would do with one but what I would do with one.
Can 420 be an interest if you don't do it that much?
Sleeping with women who enjoy getting oral and don't want kids.
How much of my life I've pissed away so far.
Here is a cool link. I'm not a Penn and Teller fan. Frankly, Penn can be a real fucking idiot but this is a great essay from him
MusicThere's music on my lap top. I own CDs. And yet, I'm just not into music
MoviesThe Third Man;Scarlett Street; Annie Hall; Blazzing Saddles; Do The Right Thing; The Man Who Wasn't There; A Simple Plan; Bad Santa; JFK; Trainspotting; Modern Romance; 24th Hour; Sidewalk Stories; Casablanca; And I'm sure a whole lot more I just can't think of right now.
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BooksThe Bible. No joke, it's a great source for material.
Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy O'Toole
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin
Something Happened by Joseph Heller
I don't know. I read a lot.
HeroesGeorge Carlin.
Groups: Comedians CornerDestroy religion by exposing the lies!NYC Underground Comedy FestComedians of MySpaceAtheistsAtheist and Agnostic Group, IIIDoug Stanhope UndergroundIn The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill Hicks

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     Comedian Joe Dixon's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York City
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate


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   Comedian Joe Dixon's Blurbs
About me:

I am very frightened little man trying to make it in a business full of insecurities and heartbreaks and self delusion. I am good. I am bad. I am funny. I'm the worse you've ever seen. I am as good as it gets. Every night is a new night to succeed. Every night is a new night to fail. Good things come to those who wait but more waiting also comes to those who wait. You can be hot and go nowhere and you can be unknown and make millions plying away in obscurity. There is no right way to be a comedian. People who tell you different are lying to you. All you can do is get up on some Goddamn stage and do your shit. It's really the only answer. That anybody likes it or not is secondary to actually doing it. Maybe I'll succeed. Maybe I won't. The odds aren't in my favor but very little in my life is. And, of course, success is in the eye of the beholder anyway. So I go where I can and do what I can and who knows what it all adds up too. Probably not much. But I don't care. There are easier ways to make money and certainly more solid ways to be famous. If I truly wanted either of those things I should have picked another profession. I didn't. So I've made my bed and am content to lye in it. My name is Joe Dixon and I'm a comedian.

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Rich Carucci

Rich Carucci



Sep 14 2009 4:02 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!!!
DRE’ PARKER

DRE’ PARKER



Mar 24 2009 1:17 PM

ok...i don't believe you said that! i allways thought you were i good person Joe! i trusted you like a brother, let you in my home...then i find out your related to Montesi!!..oh my god!! OUR FREINDSHIP IS OVER!..lol when you coming on the show again?
Existential Existence

Darrin Stark



Jan 25 2009 3:45 PM

LMAO! When did you get that interview in the barber shop?

That was freakin' awesome man!

The caption when you started talking, "Joseph Dixon, Athiest Comedian" Priceless.

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!
Montikilla

Todd Montesi



Dec 31 2008 5:51 PM

Cousin Joe Montesi the Black Repub!



http://www. youtube. com/MONTIKILLAVISION
Johnny F. ♠♠♠ The Nuyorican Comedian

Johnny F. ♠♠♠ The Nuyorican Comedian



Nov 17 2008 2:50 PM

Thanks!!!
Montikilla

Todd Montesi



Nov 7 2008 6:57 PM

HHHAHHAAAHHA DIXON! THERE'S NOW BLACK DICK IN DA WHITE HOUSE AHHHHAHAHA TOLD YA SO! Now be prepared to be confronted by the race issue everysingle day for at least the next four years because you KNOW the media and the White Right's gonna use everysingle opportunity to slip in a black joke any way they can!
-tm
Lisa Harmon

Lisa Harmon



Nov 4 2008 9:23 PM

Thanks Joe - had a great time @ Pres.
Jackson last night!
Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press

Ed Kaz



Oct 24 2008 12:32 PM

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Neil Charles is FLY without wings...

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Sep 16 2008 5:13 AM

Happy Birthday JD and many more.... oh wait.... belated. I had way too much to drink tonite.
But yeah, many more!
1FunnySistah

Joanna Briley



Sep 16 2008 12:53 AM

Hey Joe, wishing you a very Happy B.Day. Next drink, I'm buying...for myself of course....LOL! See ya soon.
RooftopComedy.com

RooftopComedy.com



Sep 15 2008 3:45 PM



Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press

Ed Kaz



Sep 15 2008 2:20 PM

Happy Birthday to my favorite African American Atheist!

kaz
Rich Carucci

Rich Carucci



Sep 15 2008 10:10 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE
Wrecking Ball Radio Show

Wrecking Ball Radio Show



Sep 10 2008 3:15 AM

Happy Birthday!!

(soon)
Cristi Brewer-Allen

Cristi Brewer-Allen



Sep 6 2008 9:14 PM

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Mr. Gringo Suave

Mr. Gringo Suave



Aug 31 2008 7:27 PM

Doing an accelerated MBA. It's going to be so intense, it will force me to take pills. I'm sure of it.
Mr. Gringo Suave

Mr. Gringo Suave



Aug 31 2008 2:19 PM

I like calling you comedian Joe, but ok I'll just call you Joe!.
Life has been pretty good, moved back to Connecticut, got a new job, started grad school last week. Things have been busy.
Mr. Gringo Suave

Mr. Gringo Suave



Aug 30 2008 8:42 PM

Hey comedian Joe, long time no talk.
How are you? What's new in life?
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Darryl Purvis

RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Darryl Purvis



Aug 29 2008 3:58 PM

what, no blog on Sarah Palin yet? You are getting slow old man!
DRE’ PARKER

DRE’ PARKER



Aug 25 2008 3:16 PM

sure would like to hear your barak opinion on the show tonight joe!
Montikilla

Todd Montesi



Aug 23 2008 3:22 PM

I do! It's just more fun to antagonize people

And Don't worry Joe! With all the forced catholicism I had to deal with the past coupla days I feel an itch to do some religion-centered spoofs that'll alienate the rest of middle america. Will call ya up so we can work on something,
-tm
Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press

Ed Kaz



Aug 10 2008 10:11 PM

Well, hi anyway! Hope you have a great gig! Catch ya at the Forum one of these days, Joe! Kaz
Brendan McGinley

Brendan McGinley



Jul 6 2008 2:45 PM

In point of fact I'm in CT like every weekend.
Howzabout weekdays?
Brendan McGinley

Brendan McGinley



Jun 11 2008 3:47 PM

I was in Connecticut that weekend. And this one. Alas.
chris griggs

chris griggs



Jun 4 2008 4:09 PM

Good seeing you Monday
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