Hello! I thought you might wonder who I was. This is all a bit tenuous, but do you remember Rob? He met you at Emma's party. Anyway, I'm Rob's best friend, and he recommended your music to me, so I added you, and then thought, oh shit, he's only got about 4 friends, he's totally going to wonder who the hell I am. So here I am, and there you are.
The best seat on the Megabus is located upstairs, in front of the stairwell, next to the window, to the right. (There's more leg room on the right hand side, for some reason.) Make sure there's no annoying plastic window dividers obscuring the view from the window, and that the seat in front isn't reclined. Recline yours as far as you can before you start feeling guilty about the knees of the person behind you, and hope and pray nobody sits next to you. And that's my guide to the best seat on the Megabus!
Sorry, that was probably a bit more detailed than you'd bargained for! Walking really fast is amazing, especially on these cold foggy nights. Sometimes I dabble in running for no reason, but I nearly came a cropper on a frosty pavement earlier, so I might tone it down a little.
sorry, this has been quite an essay. At least you've half a clue who I am now. hope you're well, bye!