Joseph
Joseph Patton
Don't be afraid to touch your meat. -Paula Deen

Male
32 years old
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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    Joseph's Interests
GeneralPolitics, writing, journalism, literature, theatre, college football, whiskey, stalking Bill Clinton, music.
MusicMusic is nice. (Unless is has no artistic merit and basically just equates to noise.)
MoviesNot a big movie buff, but classics are cool.
Television"Law & Order" and its countless offshoots make my world go 'round.... and the Food Network.... swoon. Oh yeah, and "GhostHunters," "Ghost Adventures" and "Paranormal State"... I loves me some ghosties! (Except when I get skeered and pee on myself.) And then there's the Travel Channel: "Bizarre Foods" and "No Reservations." I watch too much television... this is true.
BooksI consume a lot of government/politics related books but am a growing fan of regional fiction and Deep South non-fiction.
HeroesBill Clinton, my 'rents and grandparents, Jimmy Carter, essentially anyone trying to change the world for the better as opposed to profiting from it.
Groups: Myspace DemocratsRobert E. Lee High School Class of 1995Wesley Clark - Securing America’s Future (official)Hate Crime & Equality

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     Joseph's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Maynardville, TN
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Reporter/Flunkie/Manager

   Joseph's Schools
Auburn University-Montgomery
Montgomery,Alabama
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Political Science
Minor: Mass Communication
Clubs: AUMnibus, College Democrats
 

1995 to 2001
Lee High School
Montgomery,Alabama
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1995

   Joseph's Networking
Publishing - Editor - Other


   Joseph's Companies
Montgomery Independent
Montgomery, Alabama US
Reporter

2002
Coosa County News
Rockford, Alabama US
News Editor

2003
Capital City Free Press
Montgomery, Alabama US
Publisher

August 2001 - November 2008
AUMnibus
Montgomery, Alabama US
Editor-in-chief, op-ed editor, layout editor

September 1996 - April 2000
WAUD 1230 AM
Auburn, Alabama US
On-air contributor ("Goat Hill Gossip")

November 2006 - July 2007
WAUD 1230 AM
Auburn, Alabama US
Election analyst

November 2006 - February 2008
Alabama Dept. of Industrial Relations
Montgomery, Alabama US
Preauditor/Writer

July 2006 - January 2008
"First Call with Kevin Elkins"/WLWI 1440 AM
Montgomery, Alabama US
Political Analyst

April 2008 - November 2008



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   Joseph's Blurbs
About me:
Maybe I should update this rot once in a while, no? Anyhow, I nuked the Capital City Free Press, the online magazine I've published since Aug. 1, 2001. It's difficult to get support from people unless you're giving them a handout or kissing their ass... and I don't do either. Off the record, we're already laying the groundwork for a new publication, possibly with a more state-wide appeal and focusing solely on commentary, issues, opinion, and general hell-raising.
Who I'd like to meet:
People with depth, personality and a lack of drama. Politically active folks, writers, artists and people who share my passion for Southern Comfort, college football and "Jesus Christ Superstar." ;)



   Joseph's Friend Space (Top 8)
Joseph has 177 friends.
 Josh 


 Kristin 


 matthew 


 Just Josh 


 Easy Kiddo 


 Josh Carples [Music] 


 Morally Bankrupt 


 Nic Dumesnil de Glapion 





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Joshua





Jul 8 2009 12:17 PM

Good morning, my favorite corn liquor enthusiast. What woke you so early?
Joshua





Jul 1 2009 1:44 AM

I hope you saved me a scone.  I'm participating in Pub Crawl Thursday, so I will be out!
Joshua





Jun 30 2009 12:19 PM

Blueberry scones! Those belong to tea parties. =D Have a good day, mister.
Joshua





Jun 28 2009 10:19 PM

::sigh:: How are you today? LoL
ღGⓘⓢⓔⓛ "Sⓚⓨⓨ" Cⓞⓤⓣⓤⓡⓔღ





Jun 17 2009 3:27 AM

ROFL!!! no sweety. those cats are my offspring :P they eat diamonds and piss glitter :D
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Jun 17 2009 3:10 AM

and terms such as Mayonaise. When used in a sentence: "Man naise a lot of people in here!"
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Jun 17 2009 2:57 AM

yes and she was the only bitch who didn't understand what her co-workers were saying.
Elizabeth Daniels





Jun 16 2009 8:31 PM

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Hey Joseph, I am sending you a Artlantic.


Send me a drink back!

Nic Dumesnil de Glapion





Jun 13 2009 2:41 AM

wonderful like....
it was really cool, met a brother in law and a sister in law I had never met befor, the bronlaw just came in the family in the last year, so, thats understandable, but, the sisnlaw has been here since, uhmm, a few years now, had no clue what her name was, how she looked, nothing... i had to hunt the bitch down and be like "Hi Im Nic, Im your brother in law!" she was utterly confused lol!! I guess she figured Id be older? I pray to Baron Samedi Im going out tonight, I'll have to ask the herzband
Nic Dumesnil de Glapion





Jun 12 2009 8:04 PM

Baron Samedi says: "Joseph u best be out this Saturday night, I needs some corn whiskey!"
Joshua





Jun 8 2009 12:11 PM

I wound up driving to Montgomery after the concert. I didn't make it till 1:00. It felt good only staying for an hour. How was your weekend?
Joshua





Jun 2 2009 10:28 AM

Hey, Joseph. Saturday was a mess! I won't be out this coming weekend unless it's Friday night, so hold down the place for me. It's off to work for me. Le sigh...
Nic Dumesnil de Glapion





May 31 2009 9:38 AM

grrl, I love how Im not in yo top friends and what not, but its ok, i still love you... well, u kno lol
Rickey





May 30 2009 9:09 PM

Bring her out on Sunday......   Sunday is Trannytopia and new talent night, So bring her out and lets see how the sunday show goes.....She is more than welcome to make an appearance at club322 Sunday Night TrannyTopia...
Rickey





May 30 2009 8:57 PM

Who the hell is that?...LOL  @and7/18ths.....LOL    And why is it a good thing to bring miss rooster poot 1999 to club322?..I can see the headlines now....!!
Elizabeth Daniels





May 30 2009 3:09 AM


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Andy





May 29 2009 4:42 PM

Hey donkey, it's summer time!
Have a beautiful summer, my friend!
J-BO DA BOSS<^>$





May 29 2009 9:38 PM

WELL THANKS FRIEND IT WAS A GOOD SLEEP TOOOO
Nic Dumesnil de Glapion





May 17 2009 7:18 PM

lol, yeah that sounds about right... did you go out last night, I was going to, but, i kinda sorta fell asleep lol...
Nic Dumesnil de Glapion





May 15 2009 10:06 PM

well info for AUM has been requested, If I can hurry and get this shit for the ACT and all that, take the test and all that jazz, then I might be able to enroll for the fall of this year, if not I might have to wate til the spring... major in poli sci, minor in jouralism... whoot whoot, I wanna be the next Katie Couric :D
Nic Dumesnil de Glapion





May 13 2009 1:12 AM

Hey little girl!
So, currently Im gettin my groove on to Sophie B Hawkins, and that made me think of you... Today was eventful, Ive been hitting up every college and/or University that I could think of. You'd be surprised how many don't offer political science... Currently, the front runner is NYU for a major in International Relations, a minor in International Law... So, I guess Im sitting here waiting on all this rot to come in the mail from all these hell holes... hows your day been so far love? are you headed out to Springfest this weekend?
Vote For Chloe





May 5 2009 9:07 PM

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J-BO DA BOSS<^>$





Apr 26 2009 11:15 PM

WE SHOULD GET DRUNK DAMN IT COMMENT ME BACK
Nic Dumesnil de Glapion





Apr 26 2009 4:48 PM

hows my favorite inebritation?? sorry I wasnt out last night, I was dog tired so I stayed home with the husband and watched boxing, then Wes Craven presents: They
J-BO DA BOSS<^>$





Apr 25 2009 7:12 AM

we need to get up and drink I can't find my id so we need to get up
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