The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Drunken Master, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Star Wars, Fern Gully, The Rundown, Memento,
Television
Mythbusters, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, Ben 10, Kim Possible, Jackie Chan Adventures, The Boondocks, FLCL, Excel Saga, The Dresden Files, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Heroes, GTO, Firefly, Avatar: The Last Airbender, House m.d.
Books
Diné Ba'Hane' The Navajo Creation Story, anything by Lawrence Watt-Evans, Witchcraft in the Southwest, Rattlesnake Lawyer, The Dresden Files, Cthulhu Mythos, GTO, Discworld
Heroes
Chief Narbona, Hataani of the Hastlishnii Clan; Spider-man
About me: I'm a man of many nicknames. Tonto (or Tanto). Windago. Glenda the Good Witch. MadCat. The Outlaw. Josey "Wails". Silence. The Pussycat. He-Who-Brings-Cherry-Limeade-and-Expects-Girl-To-Put-Out. Coyote. Tonto Griffin Senior Alchemist of the Hermetic Order of the Ashen Rose, Keeper of the Libris de Alkimia, Drunken Master of the Nine Harmonious Appellations. And my blues name is Salty Lemon. My "little sister" (who's actually older and much more mature than me...and isn't actually blood-related) still calls me José like I used to go by back in Jr. High. Tonto seems to catch on with most people. I make a good side-kick.
I'm a wannabe novelist, would-be comic writer, quiet geek, and Chaos Mage in training.
I write the words that define your life. I spin the stories of your past, bring your pain and emotions into the light, and warm your heart with sappy romance before crushing you with reality. I also attempt to write songs and invariably fail miserably. Hey, I can't be good at everything...just ask my exes ;)
Those brave enough can read my writing (and learn all about me and how to get a hold of me) at my DeviantART page.
For any Navajos that happen to swing by, my clans are Bilagaana (white), Hashtl’ishnii (Mud Clan) and Naasht’ézhí Dine’é (Zuni).
I'm a pirate signed onto the Blacklash Fleet as the official Alchemist, the Irish Rover of the Skull & Thistle Pirates as a performer and fencer and the regional leader of the Hermetic Order of the Ashen Rose society for alchemists, allied with Lord Admiral MacLean's Armada.
I refuse to get any kind of lay-out for this page. Everyone has them, so I shall stick out like a sore-thumb with my boring page and hope my ramblings are enough to interest people! Also, I can't find any lay-outs I like...
I smoke, drink, swear and eat red-meat. I love stand-up comedy and nerdy/humorous music. I also play cutesy video games like Super Princess Peach, Harvest Moon and Cooking Mama on my Nintendo DS. No one will ever convince me that watching shows like Kim Possible and Avatar: The Last Airbender isn't cool. I feel the constant urge to look up anything I don't understand on Wikipedia. If you tickle me or bite me I will be completely under your control.
9 out of 10 doctors agree: Taking a dose of Josey at least once a day can help lower your blood pressure, burn calories, relieve stress, and elevate your mood. Side-effects may include: soreness, redness, shortness of breath, blurred vision, euphoria, muscle spasms and fatigue. You should not take Josey if you are more than 6 months pregnant or nursing. If you have heart conditions consult a doctor before taking Josey. Do not operate heavy machinery while taking Josey.
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ I’m here to leave a rose for you And to thank you for your friendship I hope you’re enjoying our original songs. Take care and keep in touch, It will always be lovely to hear from you. ----<--@ May blessings & happiness always be yours You’re precious, unique and deserve every happiness.
I blame you for my Crack: The Gathering problem. LOLZ. How have you been? I remember once upon a time you & Shane talking about Magic. I remembered for like ever and started playing this past Sept. I'm hooked. :D
Dammit! The first time since we were kids I actually forgot your birthday! Doh! Sorry Jose. How are things going for ya? Haven't heard from you so long. Things are good here, the little one is getting so big so fast. They tend to do that though. Hey I'm starting up my own business and I need a name still. Help me think! It's a house sitting business. I promise it will do well here. Anyway, miss ya!
Sorry about leaving you out of the loop. Its been crazy busy trying to adjust to life with the little man. We're all doing well, he does have a little cold though, poor thing. He was born on 11/20/08 at 5:42 he was 6lbs 2oz and 18 1/2 inches. Did you get to see his pictures yet? How have you been? My mom asked about you the other day.
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