My name is Earl, Chelsea Lately, All of Us, a couple of those dumbass shows where my face pops up in the bottom of the screen to make a comment about something stupid some asshole did, upcoming webseries Mean Greeting Cards
Films
what's whiter? me or the tighty whities?
Albums
Fairly Normal. Picture to come this week.
josh wolf's Interests
General
the red sox, having a cocktail and two vicodin when the kids go to sleep...wait, if my kids are reading this that's code for smores and hot cocoa, listening to joe diaz talk about the oulaw josey wales (best movie ever made), making sure my daugter doesn't date until she leaves the house and...the red sox.
Music
everybody says everything right? me, too. the beatles, bob marley, nirvana, soundgarden, the who, the beastie boys, b.i.g., any rock ballad (i'm close to tears right now), the black crowes, led zep, white stripes, drive by truckers, n.w.a, stickball, counting crowes, seriously, this list could keep going and going. oh, and i am man enough to admit that i may have neil diamond's greatest hits.
Movies
i like the bad ones as much as the good ones, so again...everything. godfather, thief, anything with selma hayek in it, clockwork orange, early sandler, young frankenstein, clint, east of eden, i'm a lord of the rings dork (something about those furry little fuckers), 40 year-old virgin, on and on and on we can go. i'll also watch attack of the killer tomatoes with a six pack and accessories and have just as good of time. i just can't do subtitles. i came to watch not to read. don't confuse me.
Television
anything where people willingly get humiliated. the thing i do love about the reality shows is these idiots who want their 15 minutes of fame and get emotionally crushed. i don't dig the unsuspecting humiliation so much, besides punk'd because they're rich and don't count, but most of us commoners have enough crap in our lives. we don't need our best friends putting a hidden camera in our cars so the country watches us pick our nose. other than that, my name is earl, anything comedy channel that my buddies are on, lost, lost and lost.
Books
i'm reading religion for dummies right now.
Heroes
anyone that has a child, raises them for 18 years and doesn't commit any kind of heinus crime on them or become a raging alcoholic in the meantime.
About me: Not a lot to say. Comedian, actor, writer, blah, blah, blah. I'm a really simple guy. I like people who make me sandwiches. My wife makes me sandwiches. Is that why I married her? No. But, it's on the list for sure. Don't like a lot of bullshit I'm too old for it. I like hearing people's opinions of me even when they're not so good. The beautiful thing about what I do is that even though my art isn't for everyone, I know it's for someone. Yeah, I said art. Unfortunately, I can't post a lot of my "art" on here because it's either about my kids and it would embarrass the shit out of them or it's kinda dirty and it would embarrass the shit out of them. Not that I have anything against embarrassing my kids, that's one of the reason I had kids, I just don't want them coming home from school with black eyes everyday. Come out and see me live. If I suck, I'll give you your money back. Make it happen.
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Hi sweetness..guess who is now a wifey? We got married yesterday..went to dupage county courthouse..it was just us..how we both wanted it:) What an amazing day..i am so ridiculously happy!! Can't wait for you to come celebrate with us..our party will probably be this summer..he asked last friday..and we did it a week later! The day was perfect..I can't wait to tell you all about it:) Love and miss you!! ~xoxoMrs. Parkins :)
es wird zeit aufzustehen und vom bett zu gehen denn hier wartet schon jemand auf dich und das bin ich, ne liebe Freundin mit nem Früstück ;) ich wünsche Dir einen tollen Tag , nen kleinen Freundschaftsbussi dir mitschick und schmeiß uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund is da??
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