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Josh Alton
"I don’t want to just end the war, I want to end the mind-set that got us into war" -Barack Obama

Male
31 years old
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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WebsiteJOSHALTONCOMEDY.COM
InfluencesChris Farley, Chris Rock, Dave Attell, Mitch Hedberg, Greg Giraldo, Bill Hicks, Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Homer Simpson, ect.
TV ShowsAMC Commercial
Films"Road Dogs" (an independant documentary film about stand-up comedy)
Albums"Scaled Down" & "Live in Orland Park?!!!"

    Josh Alton's Interests
General Anything baseball related
Musicbob marley Bob Marley, Sublime, 311, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cypress Hill, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, A Tribe Called Quest, Eminem, Ice Cube, The Doors, The Who, Blue Oyster Cult, Grateful Dead, Led Zeppelin, Van Morrison, The Rolling Stones, Def Leppard, Electric Light Orchestra, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Sly & the Family Stones, The Beastie Boys, The Beach Boys, Poison, Steely Dan, The Blues Brothers, and many more!
MoviesI love movies!!! Some of my favorites are: The Blues Brothers, The Karate Kid, Scarface, Goodfellas, Casino, Knocked Uo, Old School, Office Space, Tommy Boy, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Walk the Line, Ray, Vacation, Teen Wolf, Back to the Future, PCU, Major League, Billy Madison, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, The Doors, and anything pornographic.
TelevisionFamily Guy & The Simpsons family guy simpsons
BooksI never learned to read.
HeroesHulk Hogan... he body-slammed Andre the Giant!!!

     Josh Alton's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Des Moines, IA
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:Comedian

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Television - Talent - Comedian



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About me:
I'm a road comic, (check out my website, www.joshaltoncomedy.com) so I travel a lot. I have always been a smart-ass, so doing stand-up comedy for a living only seemed like a logical choice. When I'm not doing comedy, I like to watch baseball. I live in Chicago, so I go see the White Sox & Cubs as often as possible. My favorite team is the New York Yankees. When I am on the road, I try to hit as many different Major League Baseball staduims as I can. So far I have made it to 12 of them, including 3 that no longer exist. I also like movies and acting. I have been in a couple of independent films, and got to do a commercial for the AMC Channel. During the summer, I play as much softball as possible. In Chicago, we play 16 inch softball, and although I play in a co-ed, theatre league, I am very competitive, and take it way too seriously! More often than not, though, I am a very laid back individual, who has a passion for life, and hopes to someday find himself in a position to make a positive difference in the world. .. ..
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Who I'd like to meet:
Your Mom! (aaaaaagh SNAP!!!)

   Josh Alton's Friend Space (Top 24)
Josh Alton has 504 friends.
 Kim 


 Chicago Improv Comedy Club 


 Zanies Comedy Club 


 Joey's Comedy Club 


 Jer-Dog 


 The Grassroots Comedy Tour 


 Scott Derenger, ShaveYourHead.com 


 Jack Calhoun - King Hercules 


 World famous Kris Shaw 


 Marshall 


 rob 


 JamesErvinBerry 


 Dave Landau 


 DOUG STONE 


 Bill Blank 


 Comedian Michael Kosta 


 nina 


 erin 


 N♥bie 


 Joy 


 Bob Marley 


 Dave Attell 


 Greg Giraldo 


 Louis CK 





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Jer-Dog





Jun 15 2009 10:09 PM


 

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May 24 2009 4:18 PM

Thanks so much, we will make sure you don't regret being our friend~




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snowbunny





Mar 24 2009 1:08 AM

everythings good, its warming up down here so i love it! hows chi town treating ya?
CR¥§TAL





Mar 12 2009 3:20 PM

JOIN DIEGO IN THE GREAT STRIDES WALK-A-THON MAY 9TH IN OMAHA,NE! OR LOG ON AND DONATE TO TEAM DIEGO AT WWW. CFF.
ORG/GREAT_STRIDES/CRYSTALANDRADE
Vibe Nightclub





Mar 2 2009 3:23 AM

March 27th, it's on like Donkey Kong! Can't Wait!
World famous Kris Shaw





Feb 18 2009 1:25 AM

Happy Birthday broham!

WfKS
Mark Knope





Feb 18 2009 1:25 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Josh!

Hope ya BLEW 'em all OUT!

See ya down the road...
Charidy Renee...





Feb 17 2009 11:54 PM

Happy Birthday... when ya heading back to Minnesota?
Jay Harris





Feb 17 2009 1:10 AM

Happy B-day tomorrow Josh...enjoy it while you can !
Born Standing Up





Feb 4 2009 3:58 AM

Check out Born Standing Up Interview with Last Comic Standing Winner:

Iliza Shlesinger



Also interviews with:

Bret Ernst and Sebastian Maniscalco
from Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show

And Second City's Brian Posen at www. myspace. com/apimprov

Click: www. myspace. com/azstandup
Click: www. myspace. com/apimprov
Click: www. myspace.
com/thurstoncomedy
CHRiSTiNA





Feb 4 2009 12:07 AM

I'm glad you liked those pics from the Improv. I was amazed how clear some of those pics came out with my cheapy camera. I guess it's not so bad after all.
: )
Bill Blank





Jan 30 2009 4:58 PM

D-Town is just as happenin' as ever! Waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Chicago. HA! I finally got some work from Stroupe, so that's good.
~v@n~





Dec 25 2008 2:38 PM

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Dec 9 2008 4:45 PM

cant wait to see ya again on the 20th at cigars n stripes! just hoping ill get the night off of work.. cya !
-Katie
CIGARS AND STRIPES





Nov 28 2008 5:17 PM

RHINO





Oct 31 2008 7:21 PM

IC. Well hope the show goes well down there! Keep in touch, and next time you're in Des Moines, I'll be there! Ever do shows in Ames? That's actually where I'm living now.
Later!
RHINO





Oct 29 2008 3:18 AM

Hey man! Long time no talk! Hope things are going well. I love all the celeb pics you have on your page.
You obviously have quite the life going for you! Coming back to Des Moines anytime soon? Let me know when you do so we can get together! Keep in touch!
~~~tiJaBoBijA~~~





Oct 17 2008 2:57 PM

Thank you for coming to The Little Nugget, we had a really good time. Enjoy your butt crack shirt & hope to have you again! No matter where you go there will always be a Marcus in the crowd.
Scott Derenger, ShaveYourHead.com





Oct 17 2008 8:15 AM

thanks for having me on The Spot show last tuesday night. glad you were okay, while the crowd was a little disturbed, by my cleveland steamer closer. see ya November 11 at The Spot's next show. if you want me to host, lemme know. i'll start to spread the word.
Stu-Man-Chu!!!





Oct 12 2008 8:00 PM

Good times man. Pound pound, something like that...
MC Pee Pants





Sep 29 2008 5:00 PM

I'm comin' to Chicago this weekend.
Anything exciting happening I should know about??
Kristie





Sep 22 2008 6:16 PM

Thanks for taking care of him! I'm glad you guys had fun! :)
World famous Kris Shaw





Sep 22 2008 6:13 PM

It was great as usual working with you too my friend.
No sneezing today!
Scott Derenger, ShaveYourHead.com





Sep 12 2008 9:02 PM

i still have your jokebook. my set was bad last night, so i opened your book and read to the crowd.
it was the last night of comedy there, so i figured "why not?"
Ken Garr - Superstar





Sep 11 2008 3:30 PM

Hey thanks for having me. I hope i didn't bust your balls too hard. I had a great time. I left my frikkig shoes there though. UGH.
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