Genre:Comedic Writers / Stand-Up / Parody
BioWell my style would be like Mitch Hedberg’s style laid back and combined with Demetri Martin (without the music), Andy Erikson and Nick Swardson add a little accent just like Arj Barker I have a dream last time somebody said that he got shot so I wont say it
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InfluencesArj Barker, Mitch Hedberg, Andy Erikson, Russell Peters, Demetri Martin, Nick Swardson, Stephen Lynch, George Carlin and many others stand up comedians Russell Skennerton ( I know its weird to have a non-comedian as an influence but he just keeps on encouraging me to try and try again) can’t say family (they do not support me being a comic and I thought that family was support their family members in what ever their dream is to become)..
Joshua See the Stand Up Comic has 200 friends.
About me:Well what can I tell you about me I'm pretty smart, I'm not atheletic, I'm fat, I'm lazy, and Yoda I am, I'm going to travel to the US one day how you ask I'll use the force and travel there lol and gonna live in LA or New York New fuckin York, if your not a comedian or a crush or a friend from my high school or my college or a comedy club then you must be a really good friend or if you've added me into your top friends or unless your well me to be in my top friends coz I'm gonna be a famous stand up comedian one day and I'm gonna destroy everyone who gets in my way I'll even destroy my friends and family so don't get in the way of my dream =D and I still drool How to make a Joshua See the stand up comedian Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part humour 3 parts instinct Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
Who I'd like to meet:Hassel free people
|TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey|
|Birthday:||05 august 1 b.c.|
|Right Handed or Left Handed:||Left handed but I punch with my right hand so does that make me right handed?|
|Your Heritage:||I would like to say Alien but I'd be lying|
|The Shoes You Wore Today:||Shit I stood on shit today|
|Your Perfect Pizza:||I hardly eat pizza|
|Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:||To do a stand up routine|
|Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:||watcha doin|
|Thoughts First Waking Up:||why is everything pink... oh I still have my sunglasses on|
|Your Best Physical Feature:||I don't have a physical feature|
|Your Bedtime:||Don't have one|
|Your Most Missed Memory:||If I told you now it wouldn't be a missed memory now would it, it would be a recovered memory|
|Pepsi or Coke:||Don't drink that shit|
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Philippines
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: Some extra baggage
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: High school
- Occupation: 100% certified Asshole/Comedian
GeneralBlogging, Writing jokes, fantasizing, going on the net, making up jokes from my head................cartoons, anime, chatting, hiding my face
MusicRoy Orbison, Emmy Rossum anything from the 60's and 70's actually and a little rock like Welcome to the Jungle
MoviesI'm too busy blogging to watch a movie but if I had to watch a movie I'd have to say anything with either Emmy Rossum in it or Lord of the Rings
TelevisionAs I said before in films I'm too busy blogging to watch TV but if I had to watch tv I'd say cartoons..
BooksI'm too busy blogging to read a book <a target="_blank"
HeroesMitch Hedberg, Andy Erikson, Russell Peters, Stephen Lynch, George Carlin,Nick Swardson,actually any stand up comedian/comediene who aren't afraid to get up on stage and perform their own stuff and not steal material from some other performer & Emmy Rossum, (I know its wierd to have a non-comediene as a hero but what can I do I have a huge crush on her) p.s im gonna be a stand up comedian wether my mother likes it or not Your results:
You are Superman
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Superman 100% Spider-Man 100% Supergirl 100% Wonder Woman 100% Hulk 100% The Flash 100% Green Lantern 100% Catwoman 100% Iron Man 100% Batman 80% Robin 80% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
You are Yoda
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Yoda 82% Obi-Wan Kenobi 81% R2-D2 80% Luke Skywalker 68% Qui-Gon Jinn 68% Mace Windu 68% Darth Maul 66% Lando Calrissian 64% C-3PO 62% Chewbacca 62% Wise and all knowing you are…yes.
Tall, dark, and handsome?
Not so much I'd say.
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Everton Park State High School
2003 to 2005
- EVERTON PARK, Australia
- Graduated: 2005
- Student status: Alumni