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  • Poles

    New demo uploaded. Snag it while you can.

     

    2 years ago
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  • lynn

    i read that on someone elses comment page. it made me think of you.

    3 years ago
  • lynn

    what are all these faggotty comments left to you? i hope you didnt go to california and get your head stuck up your ass by all the blowjob babies in the pay toilets. you know how to get home. we need you. don't let all the laid back cum jobs on the west coast persuade you to start wearing a mary tyler moore hat.

    3 years ago
  • The Good Old Boyz

    Custard Pie Unplugged at Jack of the Wood this Saturday Night May 23 ... come sing along ...

    4 years ago
  • The Good Old Boyz

    The Good Old Boyz will be kicking it out at Westville Pub Saturday night (May 16) from 9 until ...

    4 years ago
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  • The Good Old Boyz

    We will be playing our first electric show of the year at The Grey Eagle this coming Saturday, April 18. We hope you and your friends can make it out. Advance tickets are on sale now. This is an all ages show.

    4 years ago
  • The Good Old Boyz

    We look forward to kicking out some outlaw country with you at Jack of the Wood Friday Night April 10th. Come on out, all you outlaws!

    4 years ago
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  • Music

    Alright so what happened? Basically the way I see it - Fred Durst is this attention-seeking, low-life vocalist. He couldn't handle the success of Creed, and for some reason feels the word f*ck is necessary in every sentence otherwise you are 'boring' (as he called Creed). So he attacked Creed unjustifiably.

    I used to think Limp Bizkit weren't all that bad - but Durst just showed his immaturity not only as a musician but as a person when he messed with Creed. What he did was pretty uncalled for.

    It is true that Scott Stapp challenged Fred Durst to a charity boxing match, and he didn't accept. What can I say? Pretty much spells out the real Durst. All bark and no bite.
  • Movies

    Geniuses always think it's easier than we make it out to be. Geniuses -- it's like Willie Mays, he can't tell you how to swing a bat. Ted Williams had to learn how to do it. He can tell you how to do it. Willy Mays just swung the bat and it was perfect. Geniuses don't -- Stanislavksy, he took notice of it. He said, look, he said you may say to me that you don't need this craft, this technique and that you act by the grace of God -- that's fine, as long as you act by the grace of God well. But what happens to you on those occasions when you act by the grace of God badly? That's when you need technique.
  • Television

    Carly: Nobody is going to take you away from me.

    Nikolas: We're going to get him back.

    Elizabeth: So, what do we do first?

    Nikolas: We steal the ice princess from Helena.

    Stefan: Whatever's going on, I will find out.

    Helena: I'm looking forward to the game. Jasper jacks just may try to stand in our path.

    Carly: You smarmy, little, two-faced tramp.

    Angel: I have no desire to see or speak with you. That absurd little rant of yours at the hospital about me plotting with my father against Sonny is so far off base.

    Carly: Oh, you're right. I was wrong. Sonny told me where he was the whole time he was gone. Here I thought you and your father were plotting to hurt Sonny. But, no, you were just trying to take away my husband.
  • Books

    Jerad brushed his palm against her exposed thigh. Sera stiffened. She picked up her cup and swallowed arduoulsy, trying to ignore the lusty sensations holding her hostage. He pressed his lips against her ear, sending a thrilling shiver along the back of her neck.

    Well, that certainly didn't help.

    Sera released a a small, strangled cough and cleared her throat. Then she held her breath and counted to ten, remembering that counting to ten was supposed to be good for something.

    Jerad reached for a piece of flatbread. He scooped a small amount of a dark orange topping from a bowl and dabbed it on top.

    "Here."

    Sera reached for it but he stopped her hand and brought the bread to her mouth instead.

    "Open your mouth."

    "And say ah?" Sera jested, but as soon as the word ah left her lips, he popped the bread into her mouth. She closed her mouth with a small chortle. It tasted like peaches.

    It was good.
  • Heroes

    As the Red Ranger, Nick wields the power of fire. He is always the first to rush in, using actions before thinking. Several times, he has proven to have far more innate magical power than he should, such as when he instinctively knew the spell to re-seal Morticon in the Underworld. Nick's weapon is the Magi Staff Striker. His vehicles are the Mystic Racer and the Mystic Speeder. His Titan forms are the Mystic Phoenix and he also commands Brightstar. As the Red Legend Warrior, Nick gains the Mystic Lion Staff which allows him to use the Fire Storm spell and become the Mystic Firebird. He later gains the power to combine with Fire Heart to become the Red Dragon Fire Ranger, possessing enough power to bring down an army of Hidiacs & Styxoids.

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About me:

If you want world peace, fight for justice. My job is secure. No one else wants it. You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares. Don't steal. The government hates competition. Visualize whirled peas. I'd rather be driving a golf ball. Life's a bitch, and so am I. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Don't laugh .. It's paid for! Cat: The other white meat. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Life is sexually transmitted. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? My karma ran over your dogma. Shit happens! If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them? Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee. If you're rich, I'm single! The complaint department is closed! Politically incorrect and proud of it.

Who I'd like to meet:

the classy French:
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some dope-ass villenz:
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people on television:
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Elvis:
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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Body type: More to love!
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Occupation: Graphic Violence

Schools

  • Gaston College

    • Dallas, NC
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Listening
    • Minor: Learning
    1996 to 1999
  • University Of North Carolina At Asheville

    • Asheville, NC
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Music
    • Clubs: Glee, FCA, Cheerhumping Squad
    1970 to Present

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