Joyce
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Joyce smith Where would we be without irony?

Female
45 years old
Hull, Northeast
United Kingdom



Last Login: 12/21/2009
Mood: angry Mood Image
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    Joyce's Interests
General
If you see the lady turning clockwise, you're using the right side of your brain.
If you see her turning the other way, you are using the left side of your brain.




BOTH DIRECTIONS CAN BE SEEN!


Some people do see both ways, but most people see it only one way.

If you try to see it the other way and you do see it, your IQ is above 160 which is almost a genius.Then see if you can make her go one way and then the other by shifting the brain's current. (I saw clockwise movement. But with a bit of concentration, I could see a direction change, if only for a few seconds -
ah...Concentrate around her foot area, it seems to be easier to focus there, and make the way you normally see direction change! ~ Joyce)



LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking





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OK I'LL GET ON WITH MY INTERESTS... Well here goes with a bit about my interests... I have many passing interests...depends on my mood. But I'm very interested in what makes people tick, why they behave in ways they do. People watching is interesting.

I like to do surveys and quizzes on MySpace bulletins. I do a bit of reading every now and then. At the moment I've been making a selection of layouts for myspace profile, and playing about with different programs to give pictures different effects. It keeps me distracted from worry, lol.

I used to do Sudoku, but haven't for some time. I was quite good at them too. But my interests are quite eclectic, like a lot of things about me are.
And now a few more quizzes coming up soon in next couple of sections, which you can have a look at. Some have the links that will take you to the site to have ago yourself, if you feel like it.





IQ Test Score







How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

Congratulations! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. You can smell a grammatical inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is revered by the underlings, though some may blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just jealous. Go out there and change the world.
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MusicMy music tastes are very eclectic. I like Rock, Punk, Metal, Grunge, throw into that Classical touch of Jazz, Swing...a mixture. But easier to mention what I don't. I don't get dance, trance. Hate the gangsta (c)rap stuff (doesn't light my candle) No to RnB (proper RandB,ok), NOT RnB - rubbish n bollocks), pap idol (yes PAP), those boy/girl singy, dancey groups, you know, the Girls Aloud bollocks, the stuff Simon Cowell likes, crap. I'm an old Punk at heart!

Here's a sample of my music tastes, collected from Playlist.com Only MySpace have got rid of the widget that allows the player...But if you copy and paste this (it might hyperlink) it will take you to my lists of over 200 tracks, a small sample of music I like. Varied music! http://www.playlist.com/joycexxx

MoviesI'm not really a filmy type person, but I still like to watch a film. Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, are really funny! I like that style of comedy. I like horrors too. I'm not keen on the slash them up kind...sooo boring!(Ok the truth, I wont be pretentious....I hide my eyes behind my hands, and keep saying is that bit over!) When I was about 10+ I liked Dracula films. Still like the old Hammer House camp style of horror. One of my favourite horrors(maybe more of a chiller) was The Haunting (the oringinal '63 version) The remake wasnt a patch on the original. The old one left more to the imagination, was far more creepier. When I was about 8 (I think) The Birds was on TV,that scared me (the film, not that it was on TV!)Alos I like the Ealing Studio fims, such as Whiskey Galore, and The Lady Killers. I do like modern films too...they just dont seem to stick in my memory though. Then there's the type of film with a moral message, yeah ok..but not what you'd call fun viewing, to while away a couple of hours. I could go to church if I needed a sermon


Television


What Monty Python Sketch Character are you?

You are the Abuse Clerk! You dish out verbal (and some physical!) abuse all day long...as long as the customer keeps payin'! Aaah...such satisfying work!
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I watch Corrie (don't care either, I admit it)I like factual, science, nature progs, science fiction (Star Trek!). Some dramas. I also like factual documentaries, that make us think about the way we do things and how people behave. Comedy, dark edged type. I like American Dad - very funny. I watch Simpsons, even if it's been repeated millions of times. Others such as, from the past, eg. Steptoe and Son, Monty Python. And comedy quizzes, QI, Have I Got News For You and Nevermind The Buzzcocks type. But anyway I like a varied selection, and I've given some examples there. Still however I can never seem to find anything I really want to watch on TV, it mostly seems boring.








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Books


Haven't done much reading in a long time. Just the TV guide at the moment. One day I may get back into reading..when I feel motivated. With the right book I can read in a short time. Used to read horror,and sometimes in past read fantasy. Like real life, and about peoples struggles too.


Heroes

Heroes are rubbish, give me Thorntons Continental Selection, any day! (TY to Peaches for that idea, I knew I would just have to plagiarise from her profile and eventually, use it on my page) I don't worship anyone!






     Joyce's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Hull
Body type:5' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:astro-physosist, with bad spelling skills
Income:Less than $30,000

   Joyce's Schools
Andrew Marvell School
Hull, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Greek:   Alpha Omega

1977 to 1980



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   Joyce's Blurbs
About me:
IMPORTANT PLEASE NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will eventually get to the About Me, be patient....lol READ my profile, etc...before you message me, as we may have nothing in common what so ever!

If you send a friend request, can you send me a message about yourself please! ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PROFILE!! As why should I add you, if I don't know anything about you? And you can read about me on my open profile. I WILL NOT CONSIDER ADDING YOU IF YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PROFILE AND TELL ME NOTHING ABOUT YOURSELF!

No god botherers please. I'm not one of those Christians, or any other religion followers. Too many wars and evil happen in the name of whose ever god. And so much hypocracy in religion. So if you send me a message with, "I'm a God fearing person". Don't expect me to be impressed. And I get a few of them! (Hence this paragraph)

Don't expect me to give you my MSN,etc...I don't know you! I hate I.M, don't ask me for it. Oh I DON'T have bloody Yahoo. I hardly talk to people I know on those, let alone stranger. And no creepy cammers. One more thing...I'M NOT INTERESTED IF YOU COLLECT WOMEN TO PUT ON YOUR PROFILE AS "FRIENDS". You may notice I have a mixture of male and females, and bands, and others too. I'm here to make new friends not to collect pictures.

Now we've come this far, and after the warnings haven't ruled you out, lol, carry on...Do some quizzes, further down, if you like. (Or ignore them and just read the other profile stuff). I'll get to the "Who I'd Like To Meet" section eventually after them.

Here's a quiz to be going on with, if you please.


Which Other World Are You Secretly From?

Air, wind, atmosphere... you are a cloud dweller. You are friendly to all, but often appear disinterested and lost in your thoughts, meaning most people don't really know your full potential.
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I'm honest, sincere, and reliable, so far so good, lol! I'm quite an emotional and sensitive type of person.
I'm divorced. My husband left me Oct '06. We have a son, (nearly 14 at this re-edit) who I think the world of, he's a great kid. When husband left I felt upset, angry, etc...(Woman scorned!)But I'm resilient, I managed. Things are OK now, quite amicable, I hope. For our sons sake it makes it easier all round.
But that’s another story. My son's OK now about his dad having a son with a different mother, even though he'd been very apprehensive prior to the birth. He loves his little brother.

I have strong tendencies towards depression. It's not the best way to be, but I do, it's me that lives with it etc... And I have other health issues. Read the blogs - That's what they are there for!
I do care about others, and I am a very good listener, I can keep a secret. I am discreet.
People can and do talk things over with me. Also I am very tolerant, and have tolerated plenty, too much in fact, instead of just saying NO, and putting MY needs first!! Actually I'm not tolerant, I get jealous, and insecure (that accounts for why people get jealous I suppose). I just like to be clear about things, hate vagueness. Knowing where I stand on all matters is where I like to be. It’s just as well my friends have been supportive, even those I haven't seen in ages.

I probably wear my heart on my sleeve too much (re all I've said above) and disclose too much, but I'm honest and open. That’s the way I am, take it or leave it, that's me! Like it or not, I don't care! (Probably do care, that’s where I go wrong, all the time) My blogs also tell a lot about me, and I add new ones, so they are very telling of my feelings of that time. But I know I am too bloody soft for my own good at times! And care too much about what others think of me. I'm working on that one, beware! Still it doesn’t stop me having a tendency towards a ironic, and sardonic sense of humour. That probably goes with deep set bitterness (lol).

Despite my diatribe above, I like to have a laugh and some banter!! Those that know me well know what I mean! Also I like to change my profile track everyday, don't want the stalkers getting bored - Joke! (In case you didn't realise). Well since adding Playlist.Com I've got 100 tracks on it (+ another shorter playlist, just to show a bit more of my diverse taste, which shuffles the tracks. I've still a track on the regular MySpace player. I've also got into making my out layouts. So look out for my regular profile layout change.

My favourite alcoholic beverage is vodka and fresh orange (or other fruit juice) like the balance of something bad for you and something good (naughty, but nice - like cream cakes) I've also discovered a G&T is a rather good drink too.

Have a nice day. Hugs and kisses y'all!



You have a Sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing


What pagan familiar are you?

CAT
You're a cat!
You are independant, mysterious, and often motivated by your own schemes and designs.
Though you have a sense of loyalty, your only true loyalty is to yourself.
You are nocturnal by nature, at least that's when you're
most creative, but you can be found during the day as well,
usually relaxing.

Congratulations! You are the most common pagan familiar...
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MySpace Layouts
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Who I'd like to meet:


I'm NOT looking to meet a boyfriend, I have a great one already, whom I love. Not looking to meet creepy cammer either.

I'm looking to meet friends that are understanding, HONEST, sincere, funny (with a dark sense of humour), kind, intelligent.I Like to have friends that like to chat a lot, even about rubbish, or serious conversation. I like to have rants and grumbles about the world. Also, kind, caring, warm and nice friends are a bonus, Awwww! I do have good friends, that have been there for me,(I like to feel I'm there for them, too) and a shoulder to cry on. People that care are the types I want to meet.

Like to meet both male and female friends.




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And here's another quiz..
Which Tarot Card Are You?

You are the Empress card. The Empress is the archetype of the Mother. She creates and nurtures life. She represents the abundance of Mother Earth. The Empress is capable of using nature in a productive way. She espouses art for art's sake. Her planet is Venus, and she embodies love of beauty and a strong value system. Here is also found initial sensation. This is the first really physical experience of the world that The Fool has entered. The Empress has a rich understanding of the world based on her five senses. In a reading, The Empress represents pregnancy, actual or metaphorical. She indicates an act of creation and a sensual experience of beauty. The Empress is a nurturing force that wishes to see the product of her experiences reach the next stage of development. Image from A Photographic Tarot http://www.bluewitch.com/healingtarot/healtar.htm Deck
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   Joyce's Friend Space (Top 40)
Joyce has 354 friends.
 Neiltonoman 


 Peaches 


 Lesley 


 Arthur Only 


 Dave Alucard 


 Glenny Vee 


 Caz 


 kookykel 


 Mark 


 sue 


 Alan 


 stephen 


 Chris 


 Neil 


 Jock Strap (Johnny Grant) 


 Jacqui 


 Susie 

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 REBECCA 


 Helen 


 Snapper Jez 


 Steve 


 Mark 


 Ori 


 Reverend KNOTTY 


 Neurofibromatosis Awareness 


 G.A.T.C. 


 stutter 


 arthur's dilemma 


 The Damned 


 Magazine 


 BUZZCOCKS 


 concrete jungle promotions 


 UK SUBS 


 Dead Kennedys 


 Blondie 


 The Cure 


 PUNKS RE- UNITED UK c/o 


 Hidden Hull 


 MARK HEBBLEWHITE 


 INKWERX TATTOOING 





Joyce's Friends Comments
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Jonteknik

Jonteknik



Dec 22 2009 9:53 AM

Hello Joyce. Thanks for adding Jonteknik to your space. I hope you can come and have a listen. Wishing you a great festive season. Jon
Caz

Caz



Dec 21 2009 5:47 PM

Myspace Comments
Nice Week Comments
2.0 Myspace Layouts

HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK
JOYCE,TAKE CARE LUV CAZ X
RossBoy

RossBoy



Dec 21 2009 2:00 AM

. Pictures, Images and Photos
PIG

PIG



Dec 19 2009 9:45 AM

Hi there, hope all's good with ye and life is a happenin' event. The visual and audio decorators have just left the STY. Wishin' you and all yer kinfolk a very very merry merry and a fantastic HOGmanay
PEACE, LOVE AND GOOD VIBES from Thee alienPIG X ;@)

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Peaches

Peaches



Dec 18 2009 2:20 PM

Hope you n Neil n Bob have a lovely early xmas weekend together xxx
the welly, hull

Welly Club



Dec 17 2009 8:26 PM

the welly
Caz

Caz



Dec 16 2009 4:58 PM

Flowers and Roses Comments and Graphics for MySpace, Tagged, Facebook
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LUV CAZ X
Dave Alucard

Dave Alucard



Dec 13 2009 9:39 PM

Myspace Comments
Winter Comments
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glen

glen



Dec 9 2009 10:58 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Dave Alucard

Dave Alucard



Dec 7 2009 6:17 PM





Caz

Caz



Dec 4 2009 5:25 PM

Myspace Comments
Myspace Comments

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
JOYCE TAKE CARE LUV CAZ X
Caz

Caz



Dec 2 2009 9:41 AM

Good Day Myspace Comments
MyNiceSpace.com
LUV CAZ X
Caz

Caz



Nov 30 2009 6:10 PM


MySpace Graphics
LUV CAZ X
Arthur Only

Arthur Only



Nov 27 2009 11:19 PM

I must say you're looking jolly happy together here.
Great to hear from you!!!
You can check out yours herely acting n pianoing in the theatre
Check out Paco de Foie on my top mates.
Hope you're well
Stay in touch mate
Cheers n love
Arthur;))
Dave Alucard

Dave Alucard



Nov 27 2009 5:31 PM

Myspace Graphics
Friday Comments
Myspace Comments - 2.0 Layouts

Caz

Caz



Nov 27 2009 4:07 PM


Good Weekend Comments

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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
JOYCE TAKE CARE LUV CAZ X
Mike

Mike Pougounas
Online Now!


Nov 26 2009 2:03 PM

Hello Joyce

 

New Zero God’s album, “Fun Is A Four Letter Word” is out.

You can listen or download it (for 8$) from this link:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/NewZeroGod

 

best wishes

Annie

Annie



Nov 25 2009 6:20 PM

Hya Joyce, now that you have picked yourself up off the floor. LOL.  Not been around much at all.  Just flitting on and off FB.  Stopped the ciggies on 21/10 and have not had one since.  Fongers crissed I never do again.  Hence my not being on here much as it was the place I smoked the most.  I seem to be winning the battle so watch out for me. LOL. 
Jacqui

Jacqui



Nov 24 2009 9:58 PM

Caz

Caz



Nov 24 2009 8:53 PM


MySpace Graphics
LUV CAZ X
Neil

Neil



Nov 24 2009 9:29 AM

hiya Joyce,ive never looked at it,all well in your world? big gig list leading upto xmas,makes a nice change,take care,cheers,Neil
Jacqui

Jacqui



Nov 23 2009 10:17 PM

Yes ta Joyce I'm well, was at The Damned/Motorhead gig on Sat night, brilliant.
I'm staying clear of 'the other side'  all those dickheads from work on there.
That was in a film...and you're scaring me  xx
Jacqui

Jacqui



Nov 23 2009 10:07 PM

Hey Joyce!
Hope alls well in your world xx
Neil

Neil



Nov 23 2009 3:08 PM

Hello Joyce,how you doing? cheers,Ne4il
Peaches

Peaches



Nov 20 2009 10:35 PM


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