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John Powers, Comedian Guy
As Seen on TV / Jokes / Stand-Up
Funnier than sliced bread...

Male
26 years old
Astoria, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 6/25/2009
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   John Powers, Comedian Guy's Comedian Bio
Bio
Comedy is funny. That’s why I do it. Come watch
me sometime.
You’ll have fun.

John’s
Comedy
Website!



It is a fact that
all human’s have
one unifying attribute:

We all have
a belly button

Since the day you were born, you have been a human being, and you have had a belly button.

Share your with the world!





Influences
Denis Leary,
Bill Cosby,
Gene Wilder,
George Carlin, Abbott and Costello,
Bill Murray,
Mitch Hedberg,
Three Stooges,
Norm MacDonald,
Dave Chapelle,
Jerry Seinfeld,
Warner Brothers,
Jon Stewart,
Laurel and Hardy,
Conan O'Brian,
Chris Rock,
Mel Brooks...



TV Shows
I've done several re-enactments for the Maury Povich show. If you watch SNY you can see the back of my head in the "B" studio...
FilmsMostly independant stuff thanks to good friends (see friends list).

    John Powers, Comedian Guy's Interests
GeneralThe more interests a person has...

...the more interesting that person will be.

I have many interests.
Lets talk sometime.
Music

Parody of the Foo Fighters'
"The Pretender"

John Powers proudly presents:
"Sessme Street"




...the Astoria Minstrel...


     John Powers, Comedian Guy's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Long Island (Smithtown, Hauppauge)
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Standup Comedian

   John Powers, Comedian Guy's Schools
Marist College
Poughkeepsie,New York
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications
 

2000 to 2004


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   John Powers, Comedian Guy's Blurbs
About me:

John is one of the more unique comedians on the Manhattan scene today. Breaking ground into virgin topics yet undiscussed, John is surely the most original comic since Eddie Cantor.

Check out
John's Website!



...I smoke 'cause I'm suicidal,
just not that serious about it...

...I'm lookin' for the
fountain of youth...
I haven't found it yet
...but I'll drink anything you
put in front of me
till I do...











Comedy Stuff
for your asthetic pleasures...John DOT com!
John's Website

Who I'd like to meet:
I've met a lot of interesting people. I would be interested in meeting anyone who has an open mind... and a good sense of humor is a good person to chill with in my book. (Keep an eye out for my book!) ...also, anyone with a unique laugh. You can't have enough interesting noises coming out of a crowd.

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John Powers, Comedian Guy's Friends Comments
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jackie ☮♥ツ





Jan 25 2009 4:17 PM

i'm sorry we didn't make it up last night!! we still wanna come.
i hope the show went well!!!!!!!!
Ashbutt!!





Oct 27 2008 12:20 AM

Just wanted to say hi & I like the Sesame Street video. Your something!
~PEACE~
Rob Cioffi





Oct 5 2008 3:36 AM

Now serving number 40
Katie





Sep 23 2008 9:27 PM

how much weed do i have to smoke to get my dog to talk to me?!?!?!
Rob Cioffi





Sep 28 2008 12:36 PM

How weird was that?
Never Quit





Oct 2 2008 3:44 AM

"Remember to live your life, for you only have one to live "

Jay Goldman
Co-Founder, Never Quit
Christine





Aug 30 2008 4:22 PM

Happy early Birthday hon...hope you enjoy!
SOMA (Live @ Mr. Beerys 6/20)





Aug 9 2008 7:21 AM

You will call me by my name Mark Engels





Aug 6 2008 12:30 AM

Wahca wahca wahca!
Never Quit





Jul 12 2008 3:25 AM

“People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do......”

-Never Quit-
Jennifer Ellen





Jun 19 2008 2:34 AM

It was amazing!
I could be YOUR Aunt Sabrina





Jun 20 2008 6:11 PM

Dear John,
This is the opposite of an actual Dear John letter. So let me start over....

John Dear,
now... that's referencing farm work....

Hey There Handsome,
I miss ya. I'll be out to one of those comedy shows.. you'lll see!

love,
Sabrina
Paul





Jun 17 2008 1:21 AM

Yea man, I will try and get one to you tomorrow. Message me your email.
Kenny J





Jun 14 2008 1:19 PM

Photobucket
Chewy





Jun 11 2008 8:31 PM

hey man awesome to see you at Comix the other night. MADD FUNNY!!! keep me updated on your bringer shows and I'll help you out.
Brian





Jun 10 2008 5:42 AM

please CHECK OUT THE NEW MUSIC

Brian





Jun 2 2008 4:24 PM

John Powers, you filthy tramp.

I miss your musk.

When are we drinking again? Tonight at Dusk (24th between 6th and 7th)? You genius. That's precisely what I was ready to suggest to you. I'll be arriving around 10ish, most likely. I'll see you there, sweet cheeks.
PradoGod





May 27 2008 11:41 PM

wens the next show playa?
A.K.A.....Jessie





May 26 2008 7:41 AM

Gotta light, Dude...its' a Pee-Nutty'
Monday...Photobucket
How goes, IT, Power-Bar, Man!
ne. ne. eh.
Jessie, ; )
Mr. Metzger





May 12 2008 11:13 PM

Jesus christ, how did you know?
Sergio Chicon





May 3 2008 9:05 PM

Goddamn! Yesteday night was serious lol

Thanks for the spot, bro.
Kenny J





May 1 2008 3:45 PM

Hey Bro,
Congrats on your show. good luck tonight. Sucks I can't be there, but we have a hell of a party set for June 28th.
Comedy Combats Childhood Cancer





Apr 24 2008 10:14 PM

What's up, JP?
Long time no see. I hear things though and it looks like you're doing allllright.
Talk to you soon.

Q

Rich Pinder





Apr 16 2008 1:29 PM

Yo dude, show is going to be silly retarted, like the end of the Miracle Worker. I'll shoot you over another pic tonight.
Sergio Chicon





Apr 15 2008 4:56 PM

What up JP,

Congrats on your show. It's going to be a great time!

Love ya bro,
Serg
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