Since the day you were born, you have been a human being, and you have had a belly button.
Share your with the world!
Influences
Denis Leary, Bill Cosby, Gene Wilder, George Carlin, Abbott and Costello, Bill Murray, Mitch Hedberg, Three Stooges, Norm MacDonald, Dave Chapelle, Jerry Seinfeld, Warner Brothers, Jon Stewart, Laurel and Hardy, Conan O'Brian, Chris Rock, Mel Brooks...
TV Shows
I've done several re-enactments for the Maury Povich show.
If you watch SNY you can see the back of my head in the "B" studio...
Films
Mostly independant stuff thanks to good friends (see friends list).
John is one of the more unique comedians on the Manhattan scene today. Breaking ground into virgin topics yet undiscussed, John is surely the most original comic since Eddie Cantor.
...I smoke 'cause I'm suicidal, just not that serious about it...
...I'm lookin' for the fountain of youth... I haven't found it yet ...but I'll drink anything you put in front of me till I do...
Comedy Stuff for your asthetic pleasures...John DOT com!
Who I'd like to meet: I've met a lot of interesting people.
I would be interested in meeting anyone who has an open mind... and a good sense of humor is a good person to chill with in my book. (Keep an eye out for my book!) ...also, anyone with a unique laugh. You can't have enough interesting noises coming out of a crowd.
When are we drinking again? Tonight at Dusk (24th between 6th and 7th)? You genius. That's precisely what I was ready to suggest to you. I'll be arriving around 10ish, most likely. I'll see you there, sweet cheeks.
