J. Harris
J. Harris Male
31 years old
AUSTIN, Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2008
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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Aries
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J.'s most recent book is the novella Failure.

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He's never mentioned meeting her, specifically, but he does have a longstanding boner for Andie MacDowell.

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Lenina

Lenina



Oct 19 2009 11:57 PM

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Bill Ectric

Bill Ectric



Sep 8 2008 12:03 AM

Just stopped by to say hi!
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Drew Dalenberg



May 21 2008 4:55 AM

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Krystal Payne



Feb 28 2008 2:06 PM

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Bill Ectric

Bill Ectric



Nov 22 2007 7:40 AM

Happy
Thanksgiving!
Pioridge

Pioridge



May 5 2007 1:38 AM

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john

john



Apr 15 2007 5:56 AM

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Cosmonaut

Cosmonaut



Apr 10 2007 1:56 AM

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Marie Meier, Illustrations



Apr 3 2007 8:59 PM

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Strella

Strella Montien



Mar 30 2007 11:19 PM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. GRKAS.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from GRKAS.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at GRKAS.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. GRKAS.COM

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J.E.S.



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Mar 14 2007 7:18 PM

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Mar 14 2007 1:15 PM

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Molly Crabapple

Molly Crabapple



Feb 26 2007 12:43 PM

The East Coast tour dates. Praise me, draw a burlesque girl, or throw a tomato, on the following days

February 27th, 2007
Washington, DC
Dr. Sketchy's takes the Capital

at The Palace of Wonders
1210 H Street NE
Washington DC
$10, 21 +
7-10 pm

A full Dr. Sketchy's extravagenza, with the lovely Amber Ray modelling and performing her peacock dance, and me reading the most salacious parts of my book

March 2nd, 2007
Richmond, VA
Signing and mini-Dr. Sketchy's at Chop Suey
Books

1317 West Cary Street
6-8pm
with Mimi Noir of Nouvelle Burlesque

March 3rd, 2007
Greensboro, NC
Molly hosts Dr. Sketchy's with body-painted burlesque goddess Foxy Moxy

at Two Art Chicks Studios
609 South Elm St.

March 4, 2007
Durhem, NC
Signing and Dr. Sketchy's at Jigsaw Comics, with the lovely Audra Gwarskitty

305 South Anti-Mall
305 South Dillard Street
4-7 pm

March 5th, 2007
Norfolk, VA
Molly hosts Dr. Sketchy's and does booksigning at Relative Theory Records, with Jen Dziura modelling her Wonder Woman panties

6:30-8:30 pm
271 Granby St, Suite 200

March 8th, 2007
Baltimore, MD
Atomic POP
3620 Falls Road
7-9PM

Signing and Mini-Dr. Sketchy's with the lovely Kitty Victorian Visit Our Website

I'm throwing a giant cabaret/life-drawing class, starring infamous NYC burlesque dancer Amber Ray. Plus, I'll be reading and signing my book.

Molly Crabapple

Molly Crabapple



Feb 15 2007 2:07 AM

Sorry for the mass commenting, but...

I wanted to tell you about the super fantabulous importation of Dr. Sketchy's to DC

on Tuesday, February 27th, 8-11 pm
@
The Palace of Wonders
1210 H Street NE,
Washington DC
for a mere $10

I'm throwing a giant cabaret/life-drawing class, starring infamous NYC burlesque dancer Amber Ray. Plus, I'll be reading and signing my book.

If your from America's capital, I hope to see you
Matt

Matt



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Marie Meier, Illustrations

Marie Meier, Illustrations



Jan 4 2007 3:04 PM

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silviasibila

silviasibila



Nov 20 2006 4:24 PM

Hi! Thank'you for the add!
Space Gorilla

Space Gorilla



Nov 20 2006 11:17 AM

Space Gorilla salutes you.
Edrie (One of the Broken Toys)

Edrie Edrie



Nov 18 2006 12:39 PM

When will it be out?
Liouwssyle

Liouwssyle



Nov 15 2006 8:29 PM

Hey
Thanks for the add !!!
Anonymous

Anonymous



Nov 14 2006 5:23 PM

Hey thanks for the add.
Between Your Sheets

Between Your Sheets



Nov 14 2006 3:00 AM

Welcome to BYS...!
JC

Jim Caterino



Nov 14 2006 2:30 AM

Thanks finding my page and for the friend add.

Have a great night,
JC
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Adymm Ender



Nov 8 2006 9:21 PM

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