JP

About me:

My top friends list is randomized every time the screen is refreshed so don't get butt hurt. It is stupid that it even makes you place your friends in order of importance to you for all to see. That is like making your parents choose their favorite kid.

When I am not telling someone about something, or a thought on how to fix something, then I am off in some quiet corner reading something. If I feel I have nothing good to say, then I say really disturbing perverted stuff to hopefully entertain. I do this not only to entertain myself, but also to hopefully entertain my target audience. The randomness of the shit that comes off the top of my head to the tip of my lips at times, leaves me bewildered. The verbal emesis that spews forth from my pie hole is the equivalent of a person with tourettes syndrome vomiting obscenities. Only instead of saying one obscene word, I string many of them together to form a long string of obscene words. This is known as a sentence. :P

However, this is not my strong suit. I tend to take the accumulated garbage that I have mentally sorted and use it for the purpose of laughable stupidity. Somehow, I get away with not offending most of the time. If I do, I am usually oddly liked by the individual that I had thought I had offended. If someone laughs at something bizarre that I have said, I usually use it to match their intelligence with that of my own. I feel that I am less intelligent than the majority of the people I run into.

I am 32 year old dude working on a family farm. I plan on going back to school, but am currently assisting in taking care of my elderly grandparents. I read constantly. When I am not working, a book is in my hand or I am scanning a science website. I have been teaching myself human physiology, molecular biology, some chemistry, some physics, plant/animal ecology, botany, and mycology. People that do not know me will ask if I am taking classes. This is due in part to having one of these books cracked while taking notes on my off time.

If you remember Cliff Claven from the show "Cheers," then, that is me. Only I would like to think that I have most of my facts straight. I am annoying to have a conversation with or around. If someone mentions something from any topic, I am sure to chime in with something I had recently read. I do not try to be a know it all, I just find a lot of shit interesting and like to share. I try to be compendious when outlining a subject, but tend to be long winded while jumping around.


You can get to know me by my interests which are in my RSS feed on this page. I also run a Science blog away from here at www.sciencefiend.com Please feel free to check it out.