Spearing fish, hunting rabid packs of snow leopards, sassin', calling a spade a spade, cockney accents, Fourth Way, hot apple cider, sexy time, howling at the moon, touching people inappropriately (very appropriate), getting in public fights with my imaginary friends, being a snob.
Music
Pretty much, yeah.
Movies
After rupturing my knee from an old football injury, my career as a martial arts action star came to a close, so I've spent the last few years focusing more on art-house fare. Also, Daniel Day Lewis is the best actor in the history of Ever.
Television
Kumquat. That's a funny fucking word.
Books
Because I zealously guard my privacy, I wrote "Gravity's Rainbow" under a pseudonym, which won me my first Pulitzer.
Psh, you love my british zombie teeth. And give my zombie ass back, you stole it when you grabbed it! Just because it comes off doesn't mean you can take it!
Here's the recording from the show... kinda primitive recording (done with mic in center of room) but not horrendous. The show was kind of an emotional wave, leading from discomfort to peace. Improv/experimental fun!
seriously though, I laughed because I didn't know where you were at first and then it became obvious. OBVIOUSLY you were in disguise, but you have to be more clever than that to fool me, Espanol!
Um, I don't have a working television, so I had to have it explained to me as well...I watched one episode of the Bounty Hunter, you know, with that ex-body builder guy? Then the next day at Pearl Harbor two of the bounty hunters were taking the tour. Ah, the glory...
Belive it or not but that picture was taken of me in High school.
I think the reason I like it is because It does not look like me, it does not seem like me and it was so long ago that it feels like it really can't be me.
How are you doing? How are things, I will try to call you one of these day's and hopefully you will be able to pick up. Miss hearing your happy self.
What are your plans for June 13th? Come to the land of awe-inspiring potato fields and attend my friends wedding. I'll be the girl in the pink bridesmaid dress. Be my date. Good music, good food, lip-smacking beverages. Indeed.
Psshh...whatever. I like to wish my friends a happy birthday two days late through text message and then still manage to have the day wrong. I'll also be sending a singing telegram that kicks you in the balls.
Recently added to my list of awesome times: climbing trees with a fruit picker and plucking own avocados/mangoes. Followed by gorging oneself on said fruit. Yum.
Yeah, I don't have any of those yet. I don't think that happened to my mother til her mid/late 30s. Hooray for new stages. (insert unimpressed scowl here).
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http://www.thecommonwoods.com/nowhere/mp3/SadMusicForHappyHumansLIVE-Don%27t_Forget_to_Breathe-liveatDunes061409.mp3
May 21 2009 10:49 PM
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Free album download here!!
http://softstarrecords.com/DWNLD/dropa_a_well_orchestrated_plan.zip
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Apr 1 2009 5:38 AM
where do i git one of doez?
Mar 10 2009 9:23 PM
.......fucking, libertines.......
Feb 27 2009 7:52 PM
LOL
seriously though,
I laughed because I didn't know where you were at first and then it became obvious. OBVIOUSLY you were in disguise, but you have to be more clever than that to fool me, Espanol!
Feb 26 2009 6:18 PM
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Feb 16 2009 2:21 PM
I think the reason I like it is because It does not look like me, it does not seem like me and it was so long ago that it feels like it really can't be me.
How are you doing? How are things, I will try to call you one of these day's and hopefully you will be able to pick up. Miss hearing your happy self.
Feb 13 2009 6:41 PM
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hope you are well
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