MySpace - ¿Z∃R∅¿ - 18 - Female - Valhala, Ohio

I'm generally a very nice person. I like to help a lot of people who don't deserve the help, but that's just me. Depending on where and how we met, you may think I'm a bitch, but I assure you, I'm not... like I said, it all depends on what circumstance we met under.
My name is Jessica Huffman (formerly Jessica Hess).
I make money by making dreads, extensions, web designs, selling from catalogs, and by taking photos of models or anyone wanting their pictures taken. So, that pretty much makes me unemployed, because I've always kind of considered self employment to be unemployment. I do piercings on occasion, and I'm getting my job at a shop soon.
I change my hair quite frequently, and no, my hair is not fried.... yet.
I love metal in my face, and I don't care how "weird" you think I look... too many people these days have facial piercings for it to still be considered "taboo".
I'm not "goth", "punk", or anything of the sort...I'm a nerd, I really am, and I like it that way.
I'm a grammar Nazi. I hate it when people make a total fucking mockery of the English language. It's not cool too "tYpE lYkE dIs"..its annoying, and it makes you look like a dumb ass.
I am not down with the clown, but that doesn't mean I don't have friends who are. I can't stand scene kids or emos. There is nothing sexy about having an eye covered by hair all the time, and emo music sucks, heh. Regardless of my feelings and "beliefs", if you have a great personality, I'm going to be your friend.
I'm German, and proud.
I have a thing for skinny pale white guys, always have, and I love my skinny white fucker, his name is Eric, and he is my husband, so yes, that means I'm married, don't hit on me.
I hate guys with tans and muscles.. and hell, I hate tans period, they look disgusting.
Some of my photos are photoshopped, again, deal with it. There are more unphotoshopped photos in my gallery than photoshopped ones, so if you like to bitch and say "I want to see what you really look like", then obviously you only looked at a few photos. I don't try and portray something I'm not online, I'm proud of who I am. If you have thoroughly looked through my gallery, you would have seen numerous candid shots of me, full body shots, and photos where I plain out look like shit. I'm not trying to impress anyone.
I love my friends like family, when a friend doesn't stay in contact, it hurts as if I've just lost a brother and sister, but I understand people change and move on, I'm still happy where I'm at.
I care too much about the people around me, and it will probably be my downfall. If you ask for my help, I'll help you. I can't say no about 90% of the time. I'm not a push over, but I just care about other people more than myself most times.
My life revolves around the number 4. Everything I do (walk, talk, think, eat) has to be in group's of four (or four groups of four making groups of 16). I have horrible OCD, and I can hide it most times, but sometimes I just can't. With that I also have extreme paranoia, and this I can't hide, you'll notice it because I always think the worst will happen. I'm not self diagnosing, these are all things a doctor has confirmed I have, I hate self diagnosing. I have more problems, but only those I truly care about will really know what they are, there is no need to post it all here. I simply give you this information so you know that if I'm doing something odd or acting strange, don't think something is wrong, instead, just ignore it, it's just the way I can get sometimes.
I made this layout, and I make all of my layouts. I do not use layout generators, and I don't steal graphics. I make my own. Have fun trying to steal this layout.

The Cranberries, Smashing Pumpkins, Misfits, GWAR, Rammstein, Christian Death, Velvet Acid Christ, Sublime, Cradle of Filth, Tool, AFI [old stuff], Depech Mode, Tiger Army, Soul Asylum, The Eurythmics, Nine Inch Nails, The Dream Complex, Oasis, Dropkick Murphys, NoFX, System of a Down, Ramones, Bloodhound Gang, Everclear, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Against Me!, The Offspring, Dido, Black Flag, Nirvana, Leftover Crack, Darude, Human League, Bubbles, The Cure. There's so many more, but I'll add them later.

html, photoshop, photographer, graphic design, Halo and Halo 3, Hunter the Reckoning, Magic the Gathering, computers, teh interwebs, Mozilla, Chinese food, dreads, music, hair dye, Iron Man, Carnage, Marvel Comics, Harley Quinn stuff, Metal, Body mods, and anything artistic.

Yeah, some of my heroes are fictional, oh well =P
My son
Iron Man
Edgar Allen Poe
Zorak, haha
Harley Quinn
The Joker

"emos", scene kids, duck lips, bushy eyebrows, having to take a piss on a hot summer day, toast without butter or jelly, people with dalmatian statues in their bathrooms, the Spanish language, ICP, pancakes, laziness, and headaches.

Don't add me just to spy on me. I'm sick and tired of being harassed every time I'm fucking online because you think something someone told you was true. Before you look at me, look at your source. Just because someone told you something about me does not make it true, and chances are, it isn't. I'm not saying any names, but I'm tired of people spreading rumors about me. All you need to know is I love my son, and I have never ONCE done anything to hurt anyone...and also, mind your own damn business. I'm tired of getting stalked, I'm tired of getting harassed, and your being immature... get the fuck over me, I don't want you. I just want you to act like a decent fucking human being.

Klaatu Barada Nikto Bitches!

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