B.A.M.F.
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".aiming at your mamas trampstamp."
Male
29 years old
Overland Park, Kansas
United States
Last Login: 10/13/2008
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B.A.M.F.'s Interests
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| General | If you put the adjective "fast" in front
of just about any noun, I'll likely agree to it being an interest. Don't make that sound gay, this isn't Adlibs. | | Music | Anything that isn't overplayed on rotation; ranging anywhere from Johnny Cash to Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello to Weezer, Radiohead to Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie to Rammstein, Dead Prez to Kanye, back down to Styx and Waylon Jennings. It's a broad range... minus that new country. I'd take Carrie Underwood anyday, but don't expect me to love her music. | | Movies | Dogma, A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Fight Club, The Shawshank Redemption, Citizen Kane, Dr. Strangelove, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Crash, Deja Vu. If the movie makes you think, it must be good. | | Television | Is it on Adult Swim? Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Futurama, Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks; also The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Mind of Mencia, Chappelle Show, Sarah Silverman Program... I'm all about some political satire. | | Books | A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
The Art of Peace - Morihei Ueshiba
Twilight of the Idols/The Anti-Christ - Friedrich Nietzsche
Everything You Know Is Wrong: The Disinformation Guide to Secrets and Lies - Russ Kick
Wait! I forgot, I can't read. alkajv lkjdfiiep ajv inar! | | Heroes | Anyone that can take responsibility for their actions in life and take care of their own; and those who do it when they don't have to.
- Grandma, who was nice enough to share her wisdom with me before she died. She knew if there was one thing in this world I would have to do to get ahead in this world, it was fight. I just didn't realize how true that would be.
- My friends, that, who without them, I wouldn't have been able to make it through the toughest times.
- and God. Though you're underappreciated, you're still there. |
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B.A.M.F.'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Overland Park, KS | | Body type: | 5' 7" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Kicking ass and staying pretty. In that order. | | Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
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About me:
If Lara Croft and James Bond had a love child, that child would be me. I'm a little rough around the edges, but I clean up nicely.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My future baby's mama?
Oh, and...
The Man, Douglas Adams, who wrote into existence the Babelfish. Adams' description of the Babelfish also triggered a digression about the existence of God, since the Babelfish was put forth as a fideist example for the non-existence of a deity:
“ Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument isn't worth a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a fortune with his book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.”
- This doesn't make him (or me) an aethiest; it makes him a thinker.
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Jameson Donaghy vs Brandon Gregory
Nice status, where did you get that one? ;)
I am DAMN proud of you. That is fantastic. Don't forget the old guy when your rich and famous!
Hey I need you to call me please. I have some LAE things I need to talk to you about by tomorrow. Mainly Regionals. Please call me asap...
well whatever.... im not even close to being in the mood to deal with this... i trust you... take care of it.... now..
what is this horseshit??? I go out of town for a week and come home to this...
nice
thanks... lol that is highschool for you. The worst part is I had that hair up until 3 years ago.
I think its cool and that you should be proud of it. But totally understandable if you want me to keep it hush hush.
Why?
That is probably a good thing that you couldn't live with out yourself. I am impressed with the fighting pictures... its always sexy when a man can fight lol.
Always... I don't know if I could live my life with out you.
I'm retarded.
For a girls weekend!!
by the by....last nights spooning session left me sore this morning.... what was in that drink?
a candidate we can agree on!
Shoot it could be so many people's. I'll invite you to be on Springer so we can figure it out once and for all.
No, I had Faith by George Michael the other day.
Goddamn, I dig that song.
im making a playlist of songs to brush up on so that i can get the people going.... too bad they dont have lady humps...
guess who just talked our way into someone having a weekly rock band night at their house???
me thats who.....
what?..... i know im amazing..
baby magnus is NOT happy about some of the choices i made last night because i feel like ass today
hey buddy? Where are you?
i dont think you've listened to enough weezer this week.... how about 12 more straight hours?
im gonna destroy your sweater
only if theyre old....really old.... and hang low yet stick together ......and you wear cute little white socks and shoes.....
deal?
Reguardless of the retarded brother factor, it still took me a good 30 minutes to get across my point of how awesome M.I.A. is only to have NO ONE know who that is.
My life sucks. :(
(the theme song to Pineapple Express movie)
Heheeee Jameson's gettin razzed :)
back to the drawing board....
http://neatorama. cachefly. net/images/2007-07/name-change-megatron. jpg
So Dr. Feelgood, if you are engaged can you tell me why the hell you were all over my best friend?!!!
I hope there is an error with my reading of your profile.
for the love of tits..... youre gonna flunk out of school....focus jameson....son....er....
why cant you have a name that fits nicely in a karate kid reference?...
What's your mailing address?
I remember most of these from our first date... mainly #3
*woow woow*