John Stewart

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  • John Stewart

  • 55 / Male
  • Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 11/12/2009

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  • John Stewart Join my mafia, lets take over
    Mood: accomplished accomplished
    Posted 17 hours ago from Mobile

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college

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Mafia Wars

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About me:

10 Things That Piss Me Off:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

2. People in the supermarket check out line who wait until their entire bill is rung up before they begin writing their check. Hello...is the store name going to change, or the date, or your signature before the clerk finishes? Get a clue!

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the damn TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually!

4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!! What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's piece of cake instead.

5. When people say..."It's always the last place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've already found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where are they??

6. When people say, while watching a movie .."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.

7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

8. When something is "New & Improved," Which is it? If it's new, there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. "You should know, asshole. You're the one that pulled me over!"

Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs me....

10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that by annoying other people with stupid mail with no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or make your long-lost love fall into your arms. Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid chain letter that the computer gods are going to curse me!!

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  • Nov 9 2009 1:08 AM

    The Turkey shot out of the Oven

    The turkey shot out of the oven
    and rocketed into the air,
    it knocked every plate off the table
    and partly demolished a chair.

    It ricocheted into a corner
    and burst with a deafening boom,
    then splattered all over the kitchen,
    completely obscuring the room.

    It stuck to the walls and the windows,
    it totally coated the floor,
    there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
    where there'd never been turkey before.

    It blanketed every appliance,
    it smeared every saucer and bowl,
    there wasn't a way I could stop it,
    that turkey was out of control.

    I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
    and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
    that I'd never again stuff a turkey
    with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
  • Oct 26 2009 5:43 AM

    CHANGES IN LIFE

    In every change that you experience in life,
    there will be times when you'll wonder if you can endure.
    But you'll learn that facing each difficulty one by one isn't so hard.
    It's when you don't deal with a situation that it sometimes comes back to confront you again.
    Changes are sometimes very painful,
    but they teach us that we can endure
    and that we can become stronger.
    Everything that comes into your life has a purpose,
    but the outcome is in your hands by the action you take.
    Be wise with your life,
    be willing to endure,
    and always be willing to face life's challenges
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  • Oct 20 2009 4:45 AM

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  • Oct 19 2009 4:01 PM

  • Oct 18 2009 7:45 AM

    START WITH YOURSELF

    When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world. As I grew older and wiser, I discovered the world would not change, so I shortened my sights somewhat and decided to change only my country.

    But, it too, seemed immovable.

    As I grew into my twilight years, in one last desperate attempt, I settled for changing only my family, those closest to me, but alas, they would have none of it.

    And now as I lie on my deathbed, I suddenly realize: If I had only changed my self first, then by example I would have changed my family.

    From their inspiration and encouragement, I would then have been able to better my country and, who knows, I may have even changed the world.
  • Oct 12 2009 4:12 AM

    ALWAYS AIM HIGHER


    Always aim higher than you believe you can reach. So often, you'll discover that when your talents are set free by your imagination, you can achieve any goal.

    If people offer their help or wisdom as you go through life, accept it gratefully. You can learn much from those who have gone before you. But never be afraid or hesitant to step off the accepted path and head off in your own direction if your heart tells you that it's the right way for you.

    Always believe that you will ultimately succeed at whatever you do, and never forget the value of persistence, discipline, and determination.

    You are meant to be whatever you dream of becoming.
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  • Oct 4 2009 5:31 AM

    Never Give Up

    In that dark lonesome place
    between a dream dreamed
    and a dream realized,
    I have left a little light for you
    so you will know that someone cares
    and believes in your dream.
    Just where it becomes the most dark
    and difficult to find your way,
    there is the light I left for you.
    It will light your way,
    through the doubt, the confusion,
    and the fears,
    It will stay with you
    all the way to the realization
    of your dream.
    And when your dream has come true,
    please go back to that darkest place
    where you have been,
    And set the little light there to give heart
    to the next sweet soul that braves the path
    to his or her dreams.
    Dreamers are the architects of greatness.
    There wisdom lies within their souls.
    Dream long enough and hard enough
    and your dream can be attained.
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  • Oct 1 2009 1:48 AM

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  • Sep 29 2009 2:04 AM

    WHAT IS HAPPINESS?
    The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. "I love it," she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mrs. Jones, you haven't seen the room .... just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," she replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged, it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away, just for this time in my life." She went on to explain, "Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you've put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing." And with a smile, she said: "Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less."
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  • Sep 19 2009 5:39 PM

    THE BOY AND THE FENCE

    There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
     The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence... Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

    The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.

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  • Sep 12 2009 4:16 PM

    STARTING TODAY

    When I decided to join in the experience of blogging and then found this site. I began to think about what to say. What I realized was how much I would need to change to actually register and enter this. Clicking on that button represented a kind of internal change. I often think about doing some little thing, like sending a card, but life is busy and I ignore those little urges too often.
    What I have realized I need to change most is my idea of how unimportant I am; how little I impact the larger world. I believed that those little things might be nice but weren't that important. My heart knows differently. I may not be able to stop a war or feed the hungry masses but I can say thank you. I can make a difference in one person's life by taking the time to smile at a stranger, send a card to a friend, or do any of the little things my heart asks me to do.
    Change is often about taking a risk. Writing this blog is that kind of risk. Maybe I don't have anything to say that rates as important but then again maybe it isn't what I say that is important but that I am willing to say it. So instead of writing pages and pages of thoughts that come to me and keeping those thoughts inside a file cabinet that will never be opened I am going to share those thoughts through this new communication tool. I am going to allow myself to change. I am going to share and find out who I am.
  • Sep 10 2009 2:01 PM

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  • Sep 5 2009 5:22 PM

    THE BUTTERFLY

    A man found a cocoon for a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared, he sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through the little hole.
    Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and could go no farther. Then the man decided to help the butterfly.
    He took a pair of scissors and snipped the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily.
    Something was strange. The butterfly had a swollen body and shriveled wings. The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time.
    Neither happened. In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and deformed wings. It was never able to fly.
    What the man in his kindness and haste did not understand, was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the small opening of the cocoon are God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.
    Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our life.
    If God allowed us to go through all our life without any obstacles, that would cripple us. We would not be as strong as what we could have been.
    Not only that, we could never fly.
  • Sep 4 2009 3:09 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY