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10 Things That Piss Me Off:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
2. People in the supermarket check out line who wait until their entire bill is rung up before they begin writing their check. Hello...is the store name going to change, or the date, or your signature before the clerk finishes? Get a clue!
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the damn TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually!
4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!! What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's piece of cake instead.
5. When people say..."It's always the last place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've already found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where are they??
6. When people say, while watching a movie .."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.
7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
8. When something is "New & Improved," Which is it? If it's new, there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it!
9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. "You should know, asshole. You're the one that pulled me over!"
Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs me....
10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that by annoying other people with stupid mail with no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or make your long-lost love fall into your arms. Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid chain letter that the computer gods are going to curse me!!
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Nov 9 2009 1:08 AM
The turkey shot out of the oven
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It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
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I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
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that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
Oct 26 2009 5:43 AM
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But you'll learn that facing each difficulty one by one isn't so hard.
It's when you don't deal with a situation that it sometimes comes back to confront you again.
Changes are sometimes very painful,
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Everything that comes into your life has a purpose,
but the outcome is in your hands by the action you take.
Be wise with your life,
be willing to endure,
and always be willing to face life's challenges
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Oct 18 2009 7:45 AM
When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world. As I grew older and wiser, I discovered the world would not change, so I shortened my sights somewhat and decided to change only my country.
But, it too, seemed immovable.
As I grew into my twilight years, in one last desperate attempt, I settled for changing only my family, those closest to me, but alas, they would have none of it.
And now as I lie on my deathbed, I suddenly realize: If I had only changed my self first, then by example I would have changed my family.
From their inspiration and encouragement, I would then have been able to better my country and, who knows, I may have even changed the world.
Oct 12 2009 4:12 AM
Always aim higher than you believe you can reach. So often, you'll discover that when your talents are set free by your imagination, you can achieve any goal.
If people offer their help or wisdom as you go through life, accept it gratefully. You can learn much from those who have gone before you. But never be afraid or hesitant to step off the accepted path and head off in your own direction if your heart tells you that it's the right way for you.
Always believe that you will ultimately succeed at whatever you do, and never forget the value of persistence, discipline, and determination.
You are meant to be whatever you dream of becoming.
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Oct 4 2009 5:31 AM
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Just where it becomes the most dark
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It will light your way,
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It will stay with you
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And when your dream has come true,
please go back to that darkest place
where you have been,
And set the little light there to give heart
to the next sweet soul that braves the path
to his or her dreams.
Dreamers are the architects of greatness.
There wisdom lies within their souls.
Dream long enough and hard enough
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Sep 29 2009 2:04 AM
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Sep 19 2009 5:39 PM
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The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.
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Sep 4 2009 3:09 PM