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J.A. Lozano
Explicit/Raw / Alternative / Stand-Up
J.A. Lozano An Unexamined Life Is A Life Not Worth Living

Male
25 years old
DFW, Houston, Austin, TX
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2009
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   J.A. Lozano's Comedian Bio
BioBorn on August 13, 1984. Always been a dork. Likes to tell jokes on stage. That's it.
InfluencesMitch Hedberg, Rodney Dangerfield, Conan O’ Brian, Demetri Martin, Daniel Tosh, Dave Attell, Pablo Francisco, Steven Wright, Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman, George Lopez

    J.A. Lozano's Interests
GeneralStand Up Comedy, Music, Movies
MusicI listen to a wide array of music that consist of Taking Back Sunday, Weezer, Say Anything, Eric Clapton, Cheap Trick, Atmosphere, Lupe Fiasco, and tons of other stuff.

MoviesFerris Bueller's Day Off, High Fidelity, Who Famed Roger Rabbit, 28 Days Later, Pan's Labyrinth, and all of Kevin Smith's movies.
TelevisionSouth Park, My Name is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock, and reality dating shows.

     J.A. Lozano's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Houston, TX
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:comedian

   J.A. Lozano's Schools
Dobie H S
Houston,Texas
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002

   J.A. Lozano's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian



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   J.A. Lozano's Blurbs
About me:
I enjoy making people laugh and making them breakfast. I'm currently starring in a porno entitled "Do It Yourself", I highly recommend it. Send me an IM! Meez 3D avatar avatars games





Who I'd like to meet:
Comedians, fans of comedy, and the Green Power Ranger.

   


   


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J.A. Lozano's Friends Comments
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Jay Cuellar

Jay Cuellar



Nov 11 2009 7:17 AM

what up slick, how ya been
Kaylin

Kaylin



Nov 7 2009 10:04 AM

or would i? lol maybe one day when i need a road trip, i'll check it out
Fernando Martinez

Fernando Martinez



Oct 30 2009 12:25 AM

Dig the simple beauty of my new layout? On a scale of 1-10 how envious are you? and it's okay if you say "11."
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Latino Entertainment



Oct 27 2009 5:00 AM

You ask for it so Get ready for Nov 6 & 7 it's official The return of the hottest Club And the Return of Latino Ent & Latino Ent Dj Squads!! It's on NOW...


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Gracie Hernandez



Oct 18 2009 11:11 PM

its my birfday weekend i'm pr obably gonna go out or throw a party or something and i havent seen you in foooreeveerr
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Gracie Hernandez



Oct 18 2009 7:55 PM

juan!! com visit this saturday!
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Laci stiles Stiles



Oct 15 2009 1:30 AM

it took me like 3 min to figure out y that guy had a gold face??
Jay Cuellar

Jay Cuellar



Oct 11 2009 7:03 AM

what's happenin guy, everything going good in Austin?
Sparkle

Sparkle



Oct 5 2009 7:08 AM


Sparkle Picnic: Gold Face (Episode #6, Series 3)



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Don't Call Me Peanut...

Brenda Garza



Oct 3 2009 8:06 AM

lol well you should!! You need your beauty sleep!! lol   trust me you need all the beauty sleep that you can get lol. jk
Don't Call Me Peanut...

Brenda Garza



Oct 3 2009 7:44 AM

Go to sleep!! lol:)
Jay Cuellar

Jay Cuellar



Sep 12 2009 4:57 AM

what up home skillet, how did the show go
Sam Williamson

Sam Williamson



Sep 11 2009 9:22 PM





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Sep 4 2009 6:25 PM

oh dude that sucks its gonna go down at scene lounge tonight. let your people know.
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Sep 4 2009 6:20 PM

yo was up bro? u still in town?
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Brenda Garza



Aug 31 2009 6:07 AM

lol what are you doing thats so fun on myspace... wait a mintue(thinks for a second gets disgusted look on face)  Please stop and back away from the porn and go to sleep(points finger and demands you put in away)lol jk  how are you!?
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Brenda Garza



Aug 31 2009 5:52 AM

go to sleep!!
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Aug 29 2009 2:29 AM

stoked for this wednesday?
Sam Williamson

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Aug 28 2009 11:17 PM

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Aug 27 2009 3:49 AM

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Aug 26 2009 1:21 AM

Hey J.A. Lozano,

I wanted to invite you out to the restaurant for UFC 102 this Saturday Nite. Hope you can make it.

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Gracie Hernandez



Aug 22 2009 5:00 AM

lol my mom said you were cute i think you might be cut out to be a cougar chaser after all :P
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Brenda Garza



Aug 21 2009 7:39 AM

I am not emo lol
Don't Call Me Peanut...

Brenda Garza



Aug 21 2009 7:35 AM

you seem to get me on this one your right... sigh its just not the same any more... anywhere...
Don't Call Me Peanut...

Brenda Garza



Aug 21 2009 7:04 AM

I know I know it just doesnt seem like a fun place anymore you know... everyone is gone... well a least the important ones
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