September 6th, 2007
Jubonic is dead - long live Jubonic!
With the untimely and tragic death of chief roadie, Genergal Silverpatch, Jubonic has taken this morbid event as a sign to break up. It is doubly woeful as the band was just about to launch a worldwide tour in support of their quadruple platinum album 'A Painful, Horrible Death'
With Silverpatch's mysterious death, guitarist Jubilee can only wonder if it was the birthday present 8-ball that he supplied the 63 year-old roadie that may have led to his 48-hour prostitute-ridden bender climaxing with a heart attack and his drowning death after falling into the feces and chemical liquid filth of a construction site port-a-potty.
Though Getter, Hartwell, and Lang remain on good terms, the cloud of Silverpatch's death has darkened the bright future of Jubonic. Each member requests that fans respect the band's wishes to quietly fade into the annals of rock lore.
Let's hope that they can come to terms with this painful and horrible accident and get back to making great music.
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Jubonic is a toxic, high energy trio whose forte is performing fast and uncomplicated rockers for the A.D.D. set. Since 2004, Jubonic has won the endearment of its alcoholic fan base with a surplus of songs covering such topics as beer, larceny, amputation, and the mysteries of
the particle accelerator.
And though the C.V. of Jubonic's members include Master's Degrees from Cal Arts and gigs with the inimitable Michael Bolton, they thankfully keep their rock stylings within the sweaty confines of an angst-ridden teenage crotch.
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Jubonic CDs are available at http://www.cafepress.com/jubonic
Volume discounts if you buy more than 50!
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