Who I'd like to meet: 1. Bigfoot's sister. Again.
2. Chuck Norris' karate teacher - so that I can tell him there's a lot he forgot to teach him.
'Cause I just beat up Chuck Norris an hour ago. I took that exercise machine he sells on TV, and shoved it up his butt so hard, his beard fell off. He was just bent over, crying, trying to pick up his beard hairs off the ground and re-attach them to his face. Pathetic.
3. All of Steven Seagal's ex-wives - so that I can show them what it's like to be with a real man.
4. All of the UFC fighters. They're pussies. I challenged all of them. I got in the middle of the octagon. Greased myself up. Got completely naked. None of them would fight me. They're all pussies.
5. That one Solid Gold dancer chick with the really big hair.
Thanks so much for the add...saw you earlier in the year. Lets just say I was def the topic of discussion. But it was awsome and we loved your show. Hope to see you at the cellar soon :)
Judah, IndyMac will deplete a tenth of the $53bn reserve of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation. The FDIC has some 90 "troubled" lenders on watch. IndyMac was not one of them. Judah, the collapse of the global economy is on the brink and it is now that WE NEED YOU to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve. Judah only YOU can get long term interest on our national debt reduced by strong arm negotiations with China, Russia and the Middle East. Judah, you're our only hope!
