Granny, Mum, Writer, Photographer
Chapter 32 - Sex and Love at the Travelodge Inn
Click on Rodin's The Kiss for text version.
Extracts from MY ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE which have been performed live.
Chapter 25 - THE KISS.
Click on Atkinson Grimshaw's "Boar Lane" for text version.
..Excerpt from Chapter 40 - SPIKE IN A BUBBLE.
Click on Munch's "The Scream" for text version.
.. Chapter 1 - FUCK 'EM.
Click on Edgar Allen Poe's "The Imp of the Perverse" for text version.
.. Extract from Chapter 15 - The Burbage Picnic
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Extract from Chapter 7 - Joey Zebrowski
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films: this is spinal tap, this is england, three colours red, three colours blue, three colours white, westworld, withnail and i, 2001, eyes wide shut, a clockwork orange, a short film about killing, a short film about love, black hawk down, boogie nights, catch 22, carnival of souls, un chien andalou, stone monkey, pepe le pew, american beauty, annie hall, apocalypse now, assault on precinct 13, badlands, bambi, beauty and the beast, being john malkovitch, being there, bladerunner, blow-up, blue velvet, bonnie and clyde, breakfast at tiffany's, bridges of madison county, brief encounter, cinderella, cinema paradiso, clerks, crash,cry baby, damage,dark star, days of heaven, dead man's shoes, dogma, don’t bother to knock, don't look now, eraserhead, escape from new york, (carpenter original),falling in love, far from heaven, get carter, gladiator, battleship potemkin, goodfellas, halloween, the texas chainsaw massacre, (tobe hooper original), hannibal brooks, harold and maude, jay and silent bob strike back, jean de florette, les vacances de monsieur hulot, mallrats, manon des sources, mean streets, johnny yesno ,kiss me deadly, double indemnity, (wilder original), lady chatterly (ken russell), la reine margot,local hero, lost highway, manhattan, manhunter, mulholland drive, nashville, nosferatu, once upon a time in america, once upon a time in the west, one from the heart, paris texas, pinocchio, pulp fiction, raging bull, scum, sex lies and videotape, shrek, silent running, sleeping beauty, snow white and the seven dwarfs, something’s got to give, (reconstructed from incomplete footage), spoorloos, (ie the vanishing dutch original),tarnation, taxi driver, the big blue,the deerhunter, the devils, the double life of veronique,the draughtsman’s contract, the evil dead, the evil dead part II, the godfather, the godfather part II, the jungle book, the last picture show, the lion king, the little mermaid, the magnificent ambersons, the offence, the piano, the proposition, the shining, the thin red line, the sound of music, thelma and louise, touch of evil, toy story, trainspotting, twin peaks fire walk with me, unforgiven, women in love,
the age of reason, crime and punishment, lady chatterly’s lover, lord of the flies, love in the time of cholera, nothing, on broadway, the alchemist, the brothers karamazov, the dice man, the doors of perception, the electric kool-aid acid test, the gambler, the great gatsby, the name of the rose, the quiet american, hell's angels, therese raquin, the heart of the matter, the little prince, rabbit run, rabbit redux, rabbit is rich, romeo and juliet, jonathan livingstone seagull, the biography of nick drake, down the highway (dylan biog), heavier than heaven (cobain biog), ladies and gentlemen lenny bruce, marilyn the last take, napoleon in love, the assassination of marilyn monroe, 20th century factory glass, arabic geometrical pattern and design, cosmic tribe tarot, gil elvgren - all his glamorous american pin ups, les tres riches heures du duc de berry, moroccan interiors, star wars episode 1 the visual dictionary, star wars the visual dictionary, the art of hanna barbera, the decorated dolls house, the last sitting, the mosaic book, brassai - the secret paris of the 30s, this is rome, this is san francisco, this is paris (all of the miroslav sasek "this is" series are great), a bright shining lie, black vinyl white powder, chickenhawk, cops, dispatches, richard wilhelm I ching, nam, snow blind, the hite report, touching the void, women who run with the wolves, argos catalogue, complete cookery course (delia smith), CAMRA good beer guide, lakeland plastics catalogue, my favourite chinese recipes (ken hom), oriental cookbook (priya wickramasinghe), summer collection (delia smith), the chocolate book(helge rubinstein), the curry secret(kris dhillon), winter collection (delia smith), blackberry farm, busy busy world (richard scarry), cars and trucks and things that go(richard scarry), cinderella (ladybird 1965), )elves and the shoemaker(ladybird 1965, fat freddys cat, green eggs and ham, huckleberry hound annuals, kandy meets the bunny babes, sleeping beauty(ladybird 1965), viz annuals
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Autumn 2008/Spring 2009 Book ReleasesWarning! Some book descriptions contain explicitly sexual language which people of a sensitive nature may find offensive. This is an info site. There are regular articles over at the Blog.
My wife doesn’t want to fuck me. But my mother-in-law does.
My wife is always off having ‘down time’ with her secret life. My mother-in-law’s got a secret life too. With me.
SynopsisMother-in-Law, Son-in-Law is the sexually explicit tale of lonely people trying to find happiness by daring to follow their hearts. Some people shout about finding the wild place, whilst others are quietly swimming in it...
Kate married far too young. Now husband Alex, once the love her life, bores her to tears. He's so busy gardening and watching repeats of Top Gear on the tele, he would never guess about Kate's secret life with her lover Colin. But gardening and Top Gear can keep a man happy for only so long. Especially with a Mother-in-Law as voluptuous and gorgeous as Julia, a lonely widow who hasn't had sex for five years. Buy Mother-in-Law, Son-in-Law here.
Chapter 1 - Fuck 'EmLove is the only path to take, amongst the many confusing and tangled branches of paths which present themselves to us every day of our lives. But sometimes we choose to go down the wrong path, and sometimes, that’s what makes life all the more entertaining; our failures, our insecurities, listening to the subversive whispers in our ears of Edgar Allen Poe’s ‘Imp of the Perverse’. The bar is crowded, packed with hysterical people frothing at the mouth and baying for my blood. I cannot see a face, I cannot hear a sound. For this is cyberspace. I have arrived, and instinctively I know that whilst following my natural inclination to dole out love, these fuckers are going to get punished. This is the gold rush, they have inadvertently drawn me into the fray, and I’m going to get those gold nuggets and leave them incredulous and furious. Fuck ‘em.
MY ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE, by Jude Calvert-Toulmin, is set in Sheffield and on an internet discussion forum, back in the pioneering days of forums at the turn of the millennium. Inspired by the author's life, it is a humorous, erotic dark tale of an unhappily married mother of three, Dominique DuBois, who falls in love with a man on a forum, without knowing what he looks like, merely by dint of his writing. Think Brief Encounter in cyberspace. Pre-order or buy from Spring 2009 here. |
Above: Recent performances from MY ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE
If you want to find out more about her she's been running a successful blog for nearly 3 years now which has had over 32,000 visitors. On the blog are articles about her time on the turn of the 80's music scene and also CYBEXes (cyber exhibitions) profiling the work of other artists and musicians.
Don't forget to check out the author's MySpace pics for more pictures, including some of her home cooking, which is, after all, incredibly relevant to promotion of the book.
"FONTIS NYMPHA SACRI SOMNVM NE RVMPE QVIESCO", as they say in Rome.
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Comments
Dec 12 2008 4:55 PM
Eat lights; Become lights
Nov 26 2008 6:03 PM
Love from Istanbul/Turkey
FLOW
Feb 17 2008 10:03 AM
Feb 12 2008 3:52 PM
All the best and enjoy the moment!
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Sep 6 2007 8:17 AM
Thanks for the ADD
Aug 17 2007 6:07 PM
Hope you and the family are all happy and well. We've been busy moving house and have had to cope without broadband for a while.
Keep in touch.
Graham x
Aug 15 2007 9:06 AM
X, ian
Aug 3 2007 7:28 AM
Have a good weekend :o)
Ben xx
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Jun 17 2007 10:15 AM
Im not sure how i stumbled across your Space...but i did, and im glad.
Take Care
Taryn
Jun 15 2007 6:12 PM
Jun 8 2007 7:13 PM
Take care.
Love Damon xx
Jun 4 2007 6:13 PM
great to see you all and see you in a few days :)
love jude xxx
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May 29 2007 11:03 AM
hope things are going well at your end and things are going smoothly for 'starbirth'. you are so inspirational and me love you loads! xox
ps. i'll soon be posting up my new street and wedding shots. i'll keep you posted as to when they're up :)
May 28 2007 9:44 PM
Thank you very much for accepting.
Very interesting page.
May 28 2007 10:32 AM
Thanks for the add.
Love,
The Leisure Society.
May 28 2007 8:54 AM
Wishing you a happy Memorial Day!!
Warmest,
Marco ;-)
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