I have been busy banishing enemies like this bipolar, gargantuan pseudo-assistant/wannabe drag queen who looked like Ursula the underwater sea-bitch in a pickup truck! Beware of this useless piece of spacejunk formerly known as the planet Pluto who parks his intergalactic girth on your sofa while shaving his back, applying a bucket of Mac, and wolfing down a subway sandwich the size of Brazil....okay, enough about Britney's personal life!
Now onto the adventures of the LOVE GODDESS! I just finished performing on a Gay Cruise with 2,000 hot Seamen and a giant floating buffet! Thankfully the Goddess did not gain an ounce since I line-danced with the clogging queens 24/7! They were most worshipful and clamored for photo-ops with me & my mom. The first night, I did 2 shows with standing O's and the rest of the time played bingo, judged a swimsuit contest, and laughed as they rolled around in a chocolate fountain at midnight., decked out in boas and sequins.. while singing along with Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray! Eat your heart out, George- Bush-whacker! Soon that hillbilly billionaire will be riding the bull in Dall-ass (sorry, Laura). Anyway, how exciting is this Blow-down between the Democratic presidential hopefuls? I loved that photo of Obama in is Aunt Jemima garb....if anything that would endear him to the crystal-meth snorting soccer Moms of Afghanastan! And Billary is out there in her pantsuit punching her way to the Ovular Office! May the best man win!!!
Congrats on the cruise - that HAD to be a ball! (OR, 4000 of them! LOL)
I have to say that you are looking FANTASTIC! I met you when? 2004 at Roseanne's red carpet thingie, and you are looking better and better every year! Tell us your secret! And more pictures would be great, as someone above suggested.
Continued success, funny lady! I've admired you and your comedy for a long time.
Hugs,
Anne (CT COMIC + "Roseanne" Tribute artist/ lookalike)
The Goddess gets all the good stalkers!
Did you hear Britney's gonna be on "How I Met Your Mother?"
Answer: Sharing a room at Betty Ford!
Great adventuring Goddess. I love Thee!
Welcome back. I thought we'd lost you in the laughable (but not funny) USO rally the troops all star review, featuring the tuna queen herself, Jessica Simpson. Ya...like the troops haven't suffered enough. That's as bad as Pamela Anderson giving tofu turkey to the homeless last Thanksgiving. Talk about kickin' 'em when they're down!
I'm glad you had a great time.
Cheers,
Stevie
oh Judy. You are a Rock Star. May I gloss your lips so you can speak more of the truth with perfect shine?
The Love Goddess allowed her mother to share in the shower of adoration upon a gay cruise? Can the Goddess not also be called a saint! - :D
Yours, Judy!
-Tony the Studsicle
We request photo's!!!!
Is it just me or does Hillary look like a real estate agent when she wears that yellow suit with the black trim?
Be quick with those Eliot Spitzer jokes. We're expecting some gems from you.
P.S. The security CAPTCHA displayed at the bottom of the screen is "WEN8UG4." Wasn't that some 80's band?