I Am Jack's Colon
I Hate Emo With A Passion
I Love Metal
I'm An Asshole
My Friends Are The Most Important Thing To Me
Hate Me And I'll Hate You
It's Simple
I Don't Really Give A Shit About Most Things
I'm Honest
Loyal To My Friends
I'm Weird
Desensitized
Have No Idea If I Spelled That Right
I Get Cancer
I'm Tall
I Hate Many Things And People
Bleh.
I Have A Very Odd Vocabulary
I Curse
I Paint My Nails Black
I Believe That Religion Is Another Form Of Brainwashing
I Believe What I Want
I'm Stubborn
Dragonforce Makes Me Vomit
I Don't See What's So Great About In Flames
The Killers Can Suck My Left Malformed Testicle
I'm A Maggot, Get Over It
I'm A Juggalo, Get Over It
Bands Don't Suck Because You Don't Like Them
I Have Ideas, Not Beliefs
I Kill Jack
..
If I Was A Serial Killer
They Would Find All My Victim's Heads
In Funky Ass Gas Station Toilets
And If I Was A Serial Killer
I Would Be Strange And Deranged
This Is If I Was A Serial Killer And Though I'm Not
But If I Was I'd Snap A Photo Once They Died On The Spot
'Be That Word Our Sign Of Parting, Bird Or Fiend!' I Shrieked Upstarting
'Get Thee Back Into The Tempest And The Night's Plutonian Shore!
Leave No Black Plume As A Token Of That Lie Thy Soul Hath Spoken!
Leave My Loneliness Unbroken! - Quit The Bust Above My Door!
Take Thy Beak From Out My Heart, And Take Thy Form From Off My Door!'
Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'