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Julian Vance
Black / Explicit/Raw / Comedic Writers
Prison Pussy

Male
23 years old
SF, SOMA, Wanna Buy Some Crack, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
Mood: mischievous Mood Image
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   Julian Vance's Comedian Bio
BioJulian Vance is an old black man, he will kill you, he was raised by wolves, and you dont know nothin bout that
WebsiteJulianVance.com
InfluencesEddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Bill Hick (R.I.P.), Richard Pryor (R.I.P.), Dave Chappelle, Tony Woods, Patrice O'neil, Redd Foxx, and anyone with the balls to speak their mind
MembersMe, Myself, and David Blane

    Julian Vance's Interests
GeneralSalt, Ham and chees, fuckin yall motherfuckers up, west coast gangta shit, money, my dick, girls that paint their fingernails, pimpin rakes, your death, pie, the dark side, hating apples, farting (I love that shit), Shootin at 850, stayin fly (YOU MY BOY GEO), and some light anal play.
MusicCell phone ringtones from fat 16 year olds on the bus.
MoviesPanther
TelevisionTells you what to think
BooksTrue Storys
HeroesFilmore Slim. And any fallen pimp that is dead at the hands of the Bush administration.
Groups: I LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!Urban ComedyI've smoked weed with NgaioNYC Underground Comedy Festfresh to death

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     Julian Vance's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Portland, OREGON what it do
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Prophet
Income:Less than $30,000

   Julian Vance's Schools
Grant High School
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: The Smoke weed in the park Club
 

2003 to 2004
The Catlin Gabel School
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: The Fuck Catlin Gabel Organization
 

1999 to 2003

   Julian Vance's Networking
Television - Stunts - Pyrotechnics
I'm a MOTHERFUCKING stunt man, dont try being this cool at home kids

   Julian Vance's Companies
Junior Varsity Productions
Oakland, Ca US
CEO
yeah

2004-present


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   Julian Vance's Blurbs
About me:
I'm not very fun to be around... i hate most things.... if i met you i'd prolly find a reason to hate you.
Who I'd like to meet:
George W. Bush

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Julian Vance's Friends Comments
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Marcella Arguello





Mar 18 2009 5:08 AM

rachel.rocky. snatch.smalls.flappy





Feb 16 2009 2:15 PM

natoma and 6th!
rachel.rocky. snatch.smalls.flappy





Feb 16 2009 2:26 AM

i live in the soma now, too! we're practically neighbors! we should do tea some time!

wuv.
Maya





Feb 13 2009 3:34 AM

HEY! you're funny.....




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Miss you Julian!!!
david





Feb 2 2009 5:46 AM

sup sup homie g cracka-whacka. hows the standup been goin? i been at school but ill be hittin up some open-mics and shit again soon.
Brigitte





Jan 26 2009 3:31 AM

Ooopps... I just saw your comment... Next time... next time...
How are you? How was the inaugeration?
Lady ♥ A





Jan 29 2009 4:03 AM

Julian Vance! im having game night (as in old school nintendo and xbox not monopoly) at my house on friday and you should come! its starting around 7, i don't think i have your number so let me know.
laura





Jan 16 2009 10:24 PM

Julian! I work way to early to go out at night. It's a sad life for me, let me tell you.
How are you?
Ill try to make it to your show (nice butt)
Whitn♥y





Jan 16 2009 6:53 AM

I mean right. last time i checked Joey didn't have black hands.
Whitn♥y





Jan 16 2009 6:49 AM

Mr. Vance Mr. Vance! My girlfriends are actually coming up from San Diego that day so i can't go. But furrr surrr let me know of other shows!

P.S. Is that Joey's but to the left? I'll feel a little dirty if I'm able to spot his butt in a line up.
cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE





Dec 26 2008 7:36 AM

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Dec 16 2008 9:51 AM

here's a joke for you. u say what goes spank spank spank and goes to jail?

then u say "i do!"

then u masturbate on stage until u get arrested.

maybe work on the delivery
Stroy Moyd, Professional Comedian





Dec 12 2008 9:27 AM

a nigga i finally put that white devil video up!haha that shit hella funny check it out and put it on your page. and bulleton post that shit lol

Marcella Arguello





Dec 11 2008 11:45 PM

Sorry I didn't pick up...I hella fell asleep like the grandma I be...but I'll save it for you...

Love Doctor Early





Dec 11 2008 11:33 PM

I swear you have some issues...LOL!!! Wassup wit your main pic J?
Jane Haze





Nov 30 2008 8:50 AM

In twenty years, you'll still be smiling like that. That's awesome.
rachel.rocky. snatch.smalls.flappy





Nov 23 2008 12:15 AM

Stee-Lo Green





Nov 15 2008 11:52 PM

Julian fucking Vance...i just remembered something "Julian's trying to get me to smoke bomb, but i keep telling him i won't cause of my mom" well a lot has changed in the five years since i told you that. i am currently celebrating a holiday called chronikkuh, based of the jewish winter celebration of light, this is the stoner celebration of weed. basically smoke a ton of weed for 8 days...how are you man, living the comic life?
Joe Tobin





Nov 14 2008 7:26 AM

Marcella Arguello





Nov 10 2008 2:35 AM

Ay babay! When you gon visit my new hood slightly out the hood?? Let's make chocolate babies AKA shit on each others faces.

Fuck Bank of America.

Merirei





Nov 8 2008 8:32 AM

I love you JUICY!

Your lesbian wife,
Charley





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Lady ♥ A





Nov 7 2008 4:03 AM

JULIAN! what is up? i was looking through yours and david's pictures and i didn't know you guys had been doing comedy shows together that long.
Alx





Nov 6 2008 3:38 PM

jules i miss the shit outta you cuz.
Lilian Dirrebes





Oct 26 2008 7:32 AM

yea, i'm still in Portland freeloading/in college thanks to scholarships provided by the Man. hehehe, how bout you use that $20 and your thumb to get on up here and we party instead? yea, sounds like a good plan. and it'll get you some more material! :P

-Lil
Lilian Dirrebes





Oct 23 2008 6:22 AM

Juicy Love!! you're online and i miss you! come visit the NW! :D

-Lil-
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