Julian Vance
Black / Explicit/Raw / Comedic Writers
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"I’m just like you... except for the whole being stupid thing."
Male
21 years old
SF, SOMA, Wanna Buy Some Crack, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login:
5/14/2008
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Julian Vance's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Julian Vance is an old black man, he will kill you, he was raised by wolves, and you dont know nothin bout that | | Website | JulianVance.com | | Influences | Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Bill Hick (R.I.P.), Richard Pryor (R.I.P.), Dave Chappelle, Tony Woods, Patrice O'neil, Redd Foxx, and anyone with the balls to speak their mind | | Members | Me, Myself, and David Blane |
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Julian Vance's Interests
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| General | Salt, Ham and chees, fuckin yall motherfuckers up, west coast gangta shit, money, my dick, girls that paint their fingernails, pimpin rakes, your death, pie, the dark side, hating apples, farting (I love that shit), Shootin at 850, stayin fly (YOU MY BOY GEO), and some light anal play. | | Music | Cell phone ringtones from fat 16 year olds on the bus. | | Movies | Panther | | Television | Tells you what to think | | Books | True Storys | | Heroes | Filmore Slim. And any fallen pimp that is dead at the hands of the Bush administration. |
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I LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!, Urban Comedy, I've smoked weed with Ngaio, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, fresh to death
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Julian Vance's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Portland, OREGON what it do | | Body type: | 6' 1" | | Ethnicity: | Black / African descent | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Prophet | | Income: | Less than $30,000 | |
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Julian Vance's Schools
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Grant High School
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: The Smoke weed in the park Club
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2003 to 2004 |
The Catlin Gabel School
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: The Fuck Catlin Gabel Organization
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1999 to 2003 |
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Julian Vance's Networking
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Julian Vance's Companies
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Junior Varsity Productions
Oakland, Ca US
CEO
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2004-present
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About me:
hey, how are you doing? i was just stopping by to see how you're doing. i had a great time last night, partied it up like crazy lol. plus you know i meant to tell you, i got this cash card for Macy's, so i had some new gear to party in.
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Who I'd like to meet:
George W. Bush
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