About me:
There's nothing I could write that doesn't sound desperate or awkward! But my name is Julie and I'm 18 years old. I love writing, and I wish I did more of it. Ever since I was 14, I've wanted to be a foster mother. That dream stays with me to this day, and it is something I think of often, mainly because I'm 18, and I can start on the road to that goal. I'm pretty sure I want to major in Education and become either an English or a math (probably English) teacher. (The thing that worries me is, how am I advise my students on research papers when I can't properly do one myself?!) I know for sure that I want to minor in Spanish and Creative Writing/whatever degree that's along those lines! My Spanish is not fluent, but I can get by. My family is very important to me, and I love spending weekends at my aunt's house or have my sisters over at mine. (They're my babies, although they're technically not babies anymore -genuine tear-) I'm into the Jonas Brothers at the moment, especially KEVIN JONAS! He's engaged, but that don't stop me from dreamin'! I have a dozen unfinished novels atm, and it would be the best day ever when I finish even ONE of them! I used to be clinically depressed, but I look back on those days now, and I scoff and roll my eyes. I was a pain, a big annoying PAIN! (Sincerest apologies to those close to me at the time) I love reading, which is where I probably got the idea to write some fiction books myself. I'm selectively creative, unconciously jealous, admittably dependent, devoutly Christian, firmly celebate, passionately passionate, and cleverly witty (if I don't say so muhself). I probably misspelled half the words in this frickin' thing, and I can't bring myself to care!
Comments
Dec 5 2009 11:25 PM
Dec 5 2009 10:47 PM
just got out of work
so how you doin
Dec 5 2009 10:34 PM
Take care,
Ted Anthony Roberts
Dec 5 2009 10:33 PM
Dec 2 2009 8:08 PM
Nov 28 2009 11:37 PM
did you?
Nov 27 2009 10:20 PM
but at least you work break
Nov 22 2009 5:14 AM
just cant wait for winter break
Nov 22 2009 5:13 AM
just droppin in on you to say...
And in case I haven't said so yet, thanks for adding.
stay cool,
Aidee So Fly
Nov 15 2009 4:51 AM
Nov 3 2009 8:02 PM
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call. "Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?" He says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Oct 26 2009 8:16 PM
Oct 15 2009 3:43 PM
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Sep 9 2009 3:51 PM
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Aug 19 2009 12:06 AM
just tired from work
howd your day go
Aug 18 2009 11:29 PM
Aug 12 2009 12:20 AM
you should get that checked out
Aug 11 2009 2:00 AM
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Aug 10 2009 11:02 PM
Aug 10 2009 10:28 PM
it sucks
Aug 10 2009 3:01 AM
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