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June Gordon's Interests
General
Dancing, pool, needlepoint, Bible study, politics (Republican!!!), and daytime dramas. I have over 450 Beanie Babies (am not looking to trade but will entertain reasonable offers in cash). I collect angels.
Music
COUNTRY! If you don't like country, you can kiss my grits. I love Reba and Carrie Underwood. Carly Simon. Miley Cyrus.
Movies
Passion of the Christ; Jackass; anything with Will Farrell because he is a hoot and a holler and the Lord wants us to laugh!
Television
Reba! According to Jim.
Books
The Bible, The Secret, Reagan Diaries (love love love that man!), Become a Better You (Joel Olsteen -- another cutie), Culture Warrior by Bill O'Reilly
Heroes
The Lord Jesus Christ and anyone who stands up to liberals.
About me: I'm a Christian lady in the Knoxville area a/k/a God's Little Pasture. My hubby is not an issue, as he left under circumstances I don't wish to discuss.
Please be sweet and don't bring him up. Ever. If you gave me a chance you would really, really like me. I know how to close down a bar Saturday night and still be on time for service first thing Sunday morning! This world is FULL of hateful folks, but I'm not one of them. Don't you be either.
Who I'd like to meet: Men!!! LOL! I would like to meet Christian men who know how to treat a lady right. I've kept myself in shape and it isn't asking too much for you to have done the same. I am very open minded, as long as you aren't into Allah or other false gods (No offense, but let's not waste each other's time, OK?)
I love to party, but I am a LADY! If you don't understand that, or if you either smoke or inject meth, please just scoot on over to someone else's page.
"Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ; And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience is fulfilled." - 2 Corinthians 10:5-6
So long as we submit to the will of the LORD, obey him, and force our charges do so, we the righteous servants of God shall overcome all evil and then the real party begins:
"The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked. So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth." - Psalm 58:10-11
I don't know where the HELL you are but your old crappy Vega is in my driveway so I KNOW your still in Orlando. You left my house in a MESS! Ever thing that sits still is covered in vasoline and coated with your "medicine" powder. It looks like it snowed inside the DAMN HOUSE! The headboard in the MBR is covered in pole juice and I KNOW it was you by the nylon threads from that hair extension you wear.
June: I hope you are enjoying the painted canvas we stretched across the hole in the paneling of your trailer. It's not something we usually do, but we were happy to help. It does make your bedroom wall a lot more inviting for company.
June: I hope you are enjoying the painted canvas we stretched across the hole in the paneling of your trailer. It's not something we usually do, but we were happy to help. It does make your bedroom wall a lot more inviting for company.
June: I hope you are enjoying the painted canvas we stretched across the hole in the paneling of your trailer. It's not something we usually do, but we were happy to help. It does make your bedroom wall a lot more inviting for company.
Hey Sexy,Just got shot down by your friend Jo-Jo..Lord what a respectful,faithful,loyal,wife that woman is..Tammy must of know a good faithful woman like her when she sung "Stand By Your Man"..tha lord musta pulled her up out of that puke with both hands!Any way..Back to tha subject..If you ever need as Elvis said, a hunka,hunka,burnin'love..let me know...a little in advance though..The bus just runs out of here to Knoxville ever other Thursday..LQQkin' forward to hearin' from ya....xoxoxo's...Jack
Aunt June I think you are the only one with any common sense. You might date old men but at least you don't up and marry them. Did you know my mama was up to all this and not tell us? I could just piss fire I am so mad.
FYI I put up a few pictures of MY NEW house. There is special room for you out in the back where the dog slpet before he died. JK! I am going to Rooms To GO and buying ALL NEW stuff. Even for your room when you visit.
We will have to throw a neighbohood party when you get here. Wont that be a hoot!
Looky here JUNE dont you be calling my phone all night long again and gargling man juice in the phone. I know it was you cause I could hear your dentures clapping. I have a sick husband and we need our rest.
Again my BETTER judge ment I am going to buy you a ticket down here. I hate to admit it but I need a friend right now and someone who has burried as many husbands as you knows what I am going through. If you act right and dont stir up some mess I will take you with me on that 7 night cruise I plan to take on Febuary 17 right after George croaks. Girl think of the fun we can have! LOL!
You dont know NOTHING you OLD hag! I was wearing a tasetful black pant suit at MY Wedding. You are just pissed off because you done give out all your skanky milk and not one damn cowboy offering you a barn you DAMN COW! Go to HELL!
June dont you be mad because I didnt invite you to the wedding. It happened real quick like and like George said time was of the essentials. I tell you what Ill call you this week and see about getting you a bus ticket to Orlando to see us. Better do it fast if you want to meet my HUSBAND because time aint on his side.
Keep your old chin up and the spooge wiped off it.
Look here I was looking for my BRAND NEW Mary Kay compact in my make up case that was LOCKED and it ain't there. Neither is my Jean Nate body powder or the shower splash.
I expect these to be handed over to me as soon as I get to your trailer to pick up my car. And you better not try switching them out with some Dollar Tree crap either. I may spend the night at your place so if you have any nignogs coming around on Wednesday make sure they are GONE before I get there.
June, pack a bag we are going to Millington to see Grace Milton IN A NURSING HOME! :-) The old ass fistula has got herself some kind of disease over on some ministry trip to God knows where that might kill her!
The Lord sure knows how to brighten up a day dont he?
Thank you so much for your support, and for the add. It means so much to us, and it will never be forgotten!
Please friends, and you have not done so yet, add these other two men who are missing too. We strongly believe all three cases to be linked somehow: http://www.myspace.com/helpfindsteve http://www.myspace.com/whereiscowboy & http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=208536190 The first two are maintained by our organization, Lighting the Way Home. The last on is kept up by Stephen's Mother.
Id like to know how you could even find an old bra you bitch. Ever one you ever had has ended up on the ceiling fan of some honky tonk or in the stall of a truck stop mens room. You may have those plastic boobs that stick straight out but we all know it aint nothin but truck silicone injections you traded your stank for.
I got to thinking back to the days when we would all get dressed up and go trick and treating and how you'd always slip some condoms and smokes in our plastic pumpkins. Momma would pretend to get mad but then she'd steal the smokes! LOL!
I got a call from Sarah Monday. She really wants to talk to you and see that you can't make up. She's still married to Tyrone but you should look past the color of them grandkids and make ammends. She misses you and them little kids want to know their granny.
I know that now your back home you WILL return the $300 you "borrowed" from my purse for your "medication" in a cashier check or money order. The last time you mailed me a check it was on some old black mans account and it wasnt yourt ex husband either.
June, I came across this picture of your oldest girl and was reminded on how much you looked alike until you went on the "medicine" again. You should call her sometime and make up.
Darn it June, now we are just worried about you. We've left message on your phone, called all of the bars you frequent and no on has seen tight hide or lovely hair of you. I just hope you haven't gotten yourself into trouble.
the night we shared was full of romance. the night sky was clear and full of stars. there was a full moon and a soft breeze that felt like butterfly kisses. your scent was that of delicate gardenias with a soft undertone of dogshit.
