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JURGEN MILKWOLFF
Musical Comedy / Explicit/Raw / Other
I’ll open you up like a can of beans

Male
40 years old
Baton Rouge
United Kingdom



Last Login: 3/23/2009
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BioJurgen Milkwolff is an adult actor turned comedy musician. Although he don’t do those films anymore, you may remember him from such classics as "Phwoar Weddings and a Few Anal", "The Punchfuck Of Notredame" and "Touched".

After quitting the adult business in 2000, Jurgen made a solo album entitled "Mit Dem Ladies" and moved to Swindon, England, as The Sun newspaper had told him it was where the hottest girls in the UK lived. Jurgen doesn..t buy the Sun anymore.

Whilst in Swindon, Jurgen hosted a monthly night called Second Sunday, which featured bands and comedy combined. He also set about forming a live band. Jurgen & The Wolffs were formed and had a few chart hits in Europe with "The Assmaster", "Shot Then Bummed" and "Touch My Hand". Jurgen’s "I Made Love To A Dwarf" also made it onto a compilation CD of comedy shorts.

In between touring with the band, Jurgen hosted a monthly gameshow called "Testes Your Knowledge" which pitted local musicians in areas of the UK against each other in a musical comedy show.

After the Tsunami hit Thailand in 2004, Jurgen hosted a comedy night to raise funds for the Distasters Emergency Committee, with Janey Godley, Gary Delaney, Andy White & Batmonk.

Then, after a rawkus show at the 2006 Sugarhill Festival, Jurgen & The Wolff decided to go on hiatus, and Jurgen set about starting his new show - Jurgen Milkwolff Mit Dem Tombola Of Fun, Magic & Music.

Jurgen still comperes for bands if he is bribed enough.

InfluencesOther than his life and pornography, Jugen is lover BIG of music. He feels it opitomises the touching and moving. Stuff like Blowfly, Prince, The Breakestra, Otis Redding and G-Funk get his blood pumping. Then he likes to move it up a bit to Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein, whilst he pushes and pump hard. Then, just before he blows his load.....at the point of orgasm.......Jurgen find crying and listening to Bette Midler's Wind Beneath My Wings to be a totally moving experience.
MembersJurgen Milkwolff

Jurgen & The Wolffs members have included Cobra, Brian Kincade, Bapsy Malone, Uzi Cagemonkey.

Tombola of Fun members are HED & The Bad Man.

TV ShowsTestes Your Knowledge (2002-2004)
FilmsThe Small Fry (1969)
Please Don’t I’m Frightened (1972)
Freek It Up (1972)
Dirty and bad (1973)
Run!! (1975)
Into The World(1976)
Enter The Dragoon (1978)
Faustini Beggars (1978)
Neil Bunn can never hide (1978)
The Small Faeces (1979)
One Clunge Head And One Dalmation (1979)
The Bad Man Cummeth..Up The Good Man's Bummeth (1980)
The Hymenator (1984)
Cock Around The Cock (1985)
The Gunt Of Navarone (1986)
Titty Of Angles (1987)
The Punchfuck Of Notredame (1987)
Whore’s Afraid Of Virgin, Yeah Wolff (1988)
Phwoar Weddings and a Few Anal (1990)
Arse Wide Shit (1994)
Shot Then Bummed - The Tale of Hans Lagerwolff (1996)
Touched - The Musical (1999)
AlbumsJurgen Milkwolff - Mit Dem Ladies.

Touched - The Musical


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Status:Divorced
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Baton Rouge
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Income:$250,000 and Higher


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About me:
Ladies, gentlemen and more ladies. I am Jurgen Milkwolff. I like puppies, and all the sensitive things ladies love, and don't need constant attention (unlike a small pet, or child).

Here is my first video since the early days. It's my theme tune to the game show Testes Your Knowledge.

And my second video to the song The Ripest Peach, for the ladies.

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Dec 3 2008 8:37 AM

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