Whatever amuses me this week.
Tripping over.
Scarves.
Hunting down mice.
Tea.
Post-its.
Wearing other peoples clothes.
Gingers.
The words:
'tart',
'braw',
'genius',
'pure'.
Humiliated Counts.
Kermit the frog garden ornaments.
Apathy.
The phallus.
Fellow Midgets.
Hearing aiden moffat say something about trains.
Catholic Guilt.
My hat and cane.
Locating the river in 'Clyde-bank'.
Retro dance choons.
Monitoring pigeons' social awareness.
Something 'AMAZING' Someone.
Insomnia.
Getting jobs.
Quitting jobs.
David Hassellhoff four times on a jukebox.
People who are drunker than I am.
Lidls.
Cider.
WINE.
Porridge.
Grapes.
Generally making a summary of my interests gradually degenerate into a list of favourite foods.
Scarves though, mainly.
Music
EXTWEEEEEEEM!
Movies
I've only seen about 4 movies in my life; what these are may differ from time to time, so i'm clearly lying.
Television
deal or no deal
Books
Anything written by vaguely fanciable dead poets.
Heroes
Madonna before she went all evil, Marilyn Monroe with Debbie Harry dancing. Tilda Swinton and John Byrne.
About me: I'm Laura, I'm pretty easily distracted. Unintentionally rude. I have a huge fear of completely forgetting peoples names while I'm talking to them. I really like peppermint tea.
Who I'd like to meet: Morrissey. On a barge. Boys who wear suits. John Donne. Somebody with a monocle. Lora Dovercheski. Colonel Charles Sanderson.
HAI!!! Both ANY and ALL dressing up will be ACTIVELY EMBRACED. Attendance is more important than costuming. Can ya make it along for a bit? Would be nice to see you x
I was indeed, I'd just had a pint in The Vale and decided I wasn't going to waste the rest of my afternoon listening to Glasgow Rangers fans telling me to 'go home' to Ireland. I was probably adopting my usual 'head down, move fast' Sauchiehall St survival technique which would be why I didnae see you.
Laura is was PURE twee. I met Commander Keen. He is a nice bhoy. I was shoegazing all night. I danced to Felt and Belle & Sebastian. ME? Belle & Sebastian?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ho! online girl! wit ye doin online? Think you're clever or summat? Just hangin about online like there's no tomorrow. People like you make me sick. Well, not sick, more happy really but that's by the by.
I am online also. I am in work. I am bored. And slightly tipsy.
Am up in Glaaaaaaaasgow next month - 17-19th. P.A.R.T. Y? Because we wanna!
You wouldn't happen to have mash up of Madonna's Deeper and Deeper and Killing Joke's Love Like Blood. It has to be the best mash up I've heard. I used to have it but I can't find it anymore.
I miss you, to the extent that for a whole afternoon I totally forgot you were still in Montreal when I sent that "where are you?" text...I saw a girl at the pipe band championships (aye, bet you wish you were still in Alba eh?) that I was so certain was you that I smiled and waved at her. She just turned and walked away.
So I was going to post up a video of something cool from Glasgow but all there was was gang wars and about six thousand videos of some poor guy called Andrew being slapped. Then I found this instead, from Edinburgh but nothing's perfect eh?
You think Extreme Tig will make it to the twentitwelv lumpicks?
Here...I can't wait for term to start; let's turn University into TEA UNIVERSE! (Yeah I've just come up with that and that's largely the reason I commented. All the rest was true but.)
for being in canadaida you spend an AWFUL lot of time on myspace, i would know, i've been watching you. stop talking to robert, he's a LOOOSER with a chocolate face xxx
